˙Drunk Jomies
˙Small Drew x Henry.
˙Title: "Strip! Truth or Dare!"
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Jake, Drew, Henry and me are chilling at mine. Today's Saturday so it's gaming night. Drew just got me and the boys new laptops, so we can play together. He spends so much on us, what the hell. He didn't only buy us laptops, but also headphones, clothes, and other stuff. He also bought Henry a new phone since he broke his, again.
"Y'all, let's play Minecraft!", Henry yells out of the blue, sitting on my bed with Jake.
—"Isn't Minecraft old?", Drew asks with his monotone voice.
His voice isn't monotone, actually, he just doesn't have much intonation most of the time.
"Yeah, what about it?", Henry questions.
—"Can't we just play something like Apex Legends?", Jake offers.
—"No, we play it all the time!", Henry shouts.
—"I was thinking more of something like Genshin Impact, I just rebuilt my Zhongli.", Drew says.
—"Guys!", I raise my voice.
The three boys turn their heads to face me.
"Wanna do something better than playing video games?", I ask.
Drew shrugs, Jake and Henry raise their eyebrows. They seem curious.
"What's on your mind, Liam?", Jake curiously stares at me.
—"Come sit with my on the ground and you'll see!", I say.
Henry and Jakey come sit with me on the ground. Drew remains in his current position, sitting at my desk, scrolling through his phone.
"Drewy, you coming?", Henry asks.
—"Uhh, sure.", he stands up and sits between Jake and me.
—"So, what we doing tonight, Liam?", the lettuce looks at me.
—"We're...."
—"Mhm?"
—"Playing..."
—"Oh my- Liam, hurryyyyy", Jake complains.
—"STRIP TRUTH OR DARE!", I smile, proudly.
I just come up with the best ideas. Ok, no. Gotta admit Jake comes up with the best ideas. That doesn't change the fact that I'm proud.
My three friends look at me, shocked, silently.
"We're playing what?", Henry makes me to repeat myself.
—"Strip Truth or Dare!", I exclaim.
—"I'm not playing.", Drew crosses his arms.
—"Come on, Drew! It'll be fun!", I plead.
He looks at me and shakes his head.
"Jake! Tell him!", I say.
—"Come on, Drewy! It'll be fun!", he laughs.
Drew still doesn't accept.
"Come on, Drewy-bear! It'll be fun!", Henry joins in, as he throws his self into the rich boy's arms, making the latter almost fall.
—"Henry-!", Drew stumbles onto his feet.
Henry just laughs, standing up only to sit back down. This idiot.
Drew just groans.
"Whatever, let's just start.", the boy mumbles.
Yes! I'm targeting Drew and Jakey. I NEED to know if they have abs. Henry's stomach is flat.
"Who's starting?," Henry asks.
—"Me!", Jake yells, raising his hand.
—"Alright, go ahead, bro.", I smile.
—"Drew, Truth or Dare?"
—"Truth.", he answers.
—"Chicken.", Henry exclaims.
—"What do you dislike about me?", he asks.
—"I.. You rarely hang out with us now, I guess.", the magenta-haired one responds.
Jake goes over to hug Drew, apologizing. Those idiots look so nice together, they're so oblivious.
"Liam, Truth or Dare?", he points at me.
—"Dare.", I smirk.
—"I dare you to lick your cat's tongue.", Drew smirks back.
—"Are you crazy!? My cat's a savage, dude! Please don't do this to me.", I beg.
—"You chose this game. It's your fault. Now, hurry.", he grins.
He rarely grins, oh crap...
I stand up and leave the room, only to come back carrying my cat.
"Meow!", Henry imitates badly.
I close the door behind me and drop my cat on the floor. I kneel next to him.
"I'm sorry baby-boo... Drew gave me this dare..", I pet Mosquito.
I called my cat Mosquito, yes. Well, Henry came up with the name. I approach the grey cat's face and attempt to open his mouth but fail miserably.
Mosquito scratches my face, surprised by my sudden actions. He's a bit aggressive, he has been since his birth.
"Oww-!! MOSQUITO!!!", I yell, my cheek hurting.
Well, I did try to lick a cat's tongue...
The latter runs away, exiting the room by jumping out the slightly open window.
"No, 'Quito!", Jake exclaims.
—"He'll come back. He always comes back.", I say, still grabbing my cheek.
—"Are you.. okay? Dude?", Drew asks, still with his monotone voice but that's just how he is.
I know he actually worries for us, even though he doesn't show it verbally or physically often. He usually buys us things, or stays with us. His love language be built different.
"Yeah, I'm fine.", I say.
—"Well, then. Remove your shirt.", Drew orders.
—"Huh- My cat ran away!"
—"Exactly. You didn't lick his tongue."
I facepalm at myself. To think I was the one that chose the game. I remove my shirt, revealing my chest and stomach.
"Oh~ Starting to get abs, I see..", Jake teases.
—"Oh, shut up.", I smile, "Jakey boy! Truth or dare?"
—"Hmmm... Dare~", he smirks.
—"I dare you to...", I think for a moment, "Sniff Henry's socks"
Walmart Deku boy looks at me, not surprised.
"WHAT!? ARE YOU TRYING TO POISON ME!?", Jake shouts.
—"Hey! My socks don't smell that bad!", Henry defends his self.
—"It does, though...", Drew contradicts.
—"I'm not doing it.", Jake announces.
—"Well, then. Remove your-"
—"Yeah.. yeah...", he rolls his eyes.
He removes his shirt. I feel myself blush slightly. I need to stop- But he has such a nice body. I realise I'm not the only one blushing, Drew's starring at his abs as well.
"Uhmm, are you guys going to stare any longer? Did I make y'all jealous?", Jake chuckles.
—"In your dreams. Don't think you're the only one that got abs.", Drew rolls his eyes, iconic.
After a few rounds, we decide it would be a nice idea to bring some alcohol from my dad's reserve. Luckily, my parents aren't here, they are gone for the night. I bring the drinks and we all start drinking while giving each other Dares to do and Truths to reveal. We're all shirtless at this point. Henry, Jake and me removed our pants already, leaving us in our underwear.
"Dreewwyyyyy", Henry asks, obviously drunk.
—"What is it, green gnome?", the boy responds.
—"Truth or Dare?", he interrogates.
—"Dare...", Drew grabs another bottle.
—"I daree youuuu, to kiss meee!", Henry grins stupidly.
—"Ewww...", Drew says.
—"Ewwww...", Jake exclaims as well as he chugs down the bottle in his hand.
Drew approachs the smaller boy and kisses him on the lips. They eventually start making out in the dark corner of the room. It's late, it must be around 1AM right now.
I lazily snatch a bottle from Jake's hand and chug on it.
"Hey-!?", Jake yells.
I drink all the bottle contains and throw it on the floor with the others.
"Wannaaa go outside and see the rain?", I ask Jake.
—"Yesss..!", Jake screams as he stands up, struggling at first.
We exit the room and go downstairs, leaving Drew and Henry to their business. Never knew Henry could be such a top. He's basically on top of Drew, who's laid down on the floor.
Jake and I go in my garden and grab the watering hose, splashing water on Jake, who's in his underwear only.
"Liaaaammm... I'm wet nowww..", Jake groans.
I put water on myself too.
"I'm wet, too, Jake...", I put water in my mouth like an idiot.
I direct the watering hose towards the sky.
"Look, Jake! It's raiiiningggg!", I smile warmly, amused.
—"Wowww...!", he throws his hands in the air.
We play under the water, in our fucking underwear and eventually blackout from the amount of alcohol we consumed not long ago.
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"So.. yeah... That's how we woke up in my garden, half naked, Jake."
—"Ugh...My head is pounding... You guys woke up outside? WAIT- HENRY.. TOPPED ME?", Drew points his fingers frantically at Henry then his self.
—"Uhhh... Yeah. I remember seeing you make out pretty well.", Jake agrees.
Drew facepalms as Henry remains shocked.
"Next time we're drinking, we'll do it at mine or Jake's. We're never drinking at Liam's ever again.", Drew announces.
—"What about at mine?", Henry smirks.
—"Oh, shut up lettuce ass, you don't even have alcohol at yours.", I laugh.
Jake and Drew join me as well, while Henry pouts childishly.
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Word count: 1381
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