I woke up to my dad shaking the shit outta me.
"What"
"I need you to help me paint your moms tits on a van, and svets"
"Dad what"
"So your mom and i were talking about it and everyone loves a topless maid porn"
"Well i dont now"
"Yeah sorry kid. But uhh everyone loves that shit but obviously were not pimping your moms out. So they're just gonna clean topless"
"Ok can i get dressed tho" I asked him
"Of course but hurry. I wanna surprise v"
We got outside and started painting and then Kevin asked me a question.
"Hey kid how long you been watching porn"
"A while" i said
"Like uh what sections"
"Dad" i said
"Sorry. I just uh-"
"Wanted to make sure i didnt come across you and moms account. Yeah i haven't been watching it that long. But you do know people screen recorded that shit"
"Really"
"Yeah its on porn hub. Imagine how turned off i was when i came across my parents slave role play"
"Shit" he said and i laughed
6 hours of painting 6 hours if kev hinting that he wants to talk about my recent actions. 6 hours of me ignoring those hints.
Once we finish we went back in the house.
"Dad have you ever notice that i usually seem to have the most silent nonchalant reactions to things that upset me"
"Yeah i uh have"
"Yeah. Im gonna go back to that" i told him. "Also im going out with some friends. Probably wont be home till late"
"W- Where are you going"
"To calebs. Were gonna sit in the basement and watch disney movies. It might turn into a sleepover. Ill tell you if it does."
He just sat there. And i got ready to go.
When i got to his house we went to the basement and it was kinda like stranger things.
"Like it?"
"Love it"
"Board games" he said sitting on the couch
"Duhh which one first tho" i asked
Caleb and I decided to be friends were both struggling mentally which we notice after the first date. I cant figure out what the fuck i want. And he just has alot of anger issues.
We played monopoly and a couple other games when i hear a bunch of footsteps upstairs.
"Whats all that" I asked
"My dads having a policeman dinner or something. Thats why were hanging out down here"
"Got it"
"Heres the bad news though. We do kinda also have to be up there"
"Oh we do? You do see me right now right." I said pointing to my atire which was a tanktop and sweatpants
"Its fine" he said
"Give me a t shirt" i said
He gave it to me and we continued playing our game till his mom called us up
When we went up there i saw doms dad. I avoided eye contact as much as possible. We sat at the end of the table and had our own mini conversation while the adults were talking
"Youre not eating your peas" caleb whispered
"Youre not eating your potatoes" i whispered back
"So we'll just trade plates once were done"
"Obvi"
"So Caleb i see you've got a new friend" mr winslow said
"Yes sir. She has a great work ethnic ive really been thinking about telling my boss about her" he said and i tugged on his sleve
"I dont wanna work at dell taco" i told him
"Free food"
"Im in" i said continuing to eat
"So alasha, how school" He said and i ignored him
"Alacia" calebs mom said
"Ma'am?"
"Hows school honey"
"Grade wise amazing. My art teacher and i are putting my portfolio together since it's possible for me to graduate early" i told her
"what about socially"
"Caleb is my best friend right now. I get kinda socially awkward at school"
"Ah yess at school" Caleb said
"We're eating dinner so im not gonna hit you. But youre in for a world of pain when we get back downstairs"
"Oh god im so scared of a 16 year old"
"16?" Mr Winslow said
"Yeah. My birthday was in march" i told him "not to be rude but I don't really wanna talk right now"
"Of course you dont"
After a while of eating we went back downstairs
"How do you know that man"
"My ex best friends dad. Toxic. The both of them"
"Oof"
"Oof?? Did a 17 year old just say oof"
"I did."
"Ok you need help"
"No I really don't" he said "I'm bored"
"Same"
"Wanna go skating"
"Yess"
Caleb lived on a big hill. So I could go outside and sit on the skateboard and ride down. We got outside and he sat down on it. I sat down in between his legs
And as we went down I had my eyes closed and was screaming at the top of my lungs and then we suddenly stopped.
"Are we dead"
"No we're not" he said
I opened my eyes and mr Winslow was in front of us
"What" I said
"What?" He said "you speak to authority with respect"
"Considering you harass me about your daughters whereabouts even after ive made it clear I don't fuck with her, you're not much of an authority figure"
"Damn mr Winslow" Caleb said
" if I'm such a bad influence on her, How come she's the one who got gonorrhea"
"She what"
"Bye" I said walking back up the hill
Caleb picked me up and ran back up the hill.
When we got in the house we laid on the couch with some popcorn and watched tv.
Then my phone was blowing up.
Dominique
You told my dad i have gonorrhea!????!
How did you even know
Did you tell carl?????
Fuck you.
You better watch out
If you think carl will choose you over me you're wrong
I turned off my phone and went back to watching the movie.