SALOT as Destiny!AU/Destiny!A...

By CandyLovely148

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Just following the SALOT as random characters & Incorrect Quotes trend, don't mind me. Note: I do not own Mix... More

The Funni Show ft. One, Two, Kuffs, & Teslo
No Punch Man
Advertisement vs. Cameo
Dating in a nutshell
Muscle Man rants at an image of himself
Tuth is a Nerd
Nixels hate flossing, no questions asked.
One hates getting Frozen
What Nurp needs is a nap-nap!
You know what's worse?
Tell Me a Story!
That One Scene From Nemo but with Two of The Sawjigs
Meanwhile, in quarantine
Two is Saltier than One
911 or 420?
What kills me makes me...
Apologize, now!
A Brimming Glass of... NIXELS!?
The Sword is cooler than the Scissors
Cold Spiciness
I don't have any dignity!
Sentence without the letter A
Stop Spamming Emoji's
Why oversized sweaters are cool
You're the father!
Cuddle Time :)
Low Expectations
Give him the flowers.
That one thing Citrus really wanted to do
GET A MATURE PERSON!
Trouble
BASKETBOARD!
Open up, will you?
You know what they say?
Chill doesn't ship One x Teslo
5 minus 3
Don't let Globert have daiquiris
How would you like your Pancakes?
101 DAMN QUOTES TODAY.
NAVY BLUE BRINGS OUT MY EYES!
Overperfection is a Flaw.
You disgust me.
Change is Inedible.
Shuff's original design
It's not drinking, it's a prank
Just a test.
Dribbal does a minuscule amount of trolling.
Guns, just guns.
I cannot die.
Dark White
A Stupidness Convention
Zorch Hates Crovens
WAIT A MINUTE-
What If...
YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE SUN-
Left and Right
PINK TREES!
Meltus = Fire T-Rex
Wear your glasses.
You got Nixie.
Free Samples
Weak or strong?
Zorch is evil
Kraber? You mean CRABer?
Hot Latte
Another One x Teslo thing
NOOOO, MY SANDWICH!
Hairy Mixels
Too Friendly
Depression with a side of Enthusiasm
Watering Water?
Learning your ABCs with ARSON!
Survival of the Fittest
Nightmares
You Promise?
Chillloose
Okay, "Such"
Boogly wants dem McNuggies
Nixie the Moon Nixel
The Whole Cactus
C-Studio but with Mixels
Nixie meets Flowey
British People be like:
We have technology.
The Mixels C-Studio Chapter but Different
Jevil Is Here- wait, what?
Half Mixel, Half Campfire
Chilled Chili
Destiny!AU x Numberblocks
Mixel Mountain Climbing Song
Arson = Crime Brûlée
My Mom!
Globert just being glamorous
Can't we just have a normal conversation?
Complete Boredom
Teslo x One oneshot
What's Updog?
Would not recommend our pain.
Soft Feet
Comedy Police
FEAR ME!
A complicated Mind
That one with the Stairs
When Life Gives You Lemons.
Sodium Chloride
You ran a red light.
Insomnia Contest
What do you do?
Inspirational Portrait
Flain's World ft. Flain and Teslo

Cardboard Cops (Credits to Annoying Orange)

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By CandyLovely148

CARDBOARD COPS! Taking down evil "cereal" killers!

We see Chill dressed up as a dark gray nixel, boredly and slowly stabbing a box of cereal.

Krader: (Upset) *gasp* KHRISSTIE! ZAPTOR! ME FIND CEREAL KILLER!

Chill: (Confused) Huh? *Suddenly gets tackled by Krader, Khrisstie, & Zaptor in that exact order*

Zaptor: (Happy) The cereal is now *BZZZZT* saved!

Khrisstie: (Happy) You tell him, Tess!

Chill attempted to crawl out of the tackle and wiped the gray face paint off his exoskeleton.

CARDBOARD COPS! Investigating suspicious evidence and taking them to the police station!

We see Krader slamming a cardboard replica of a knife onto a cardboard box.

Krader: (Happy) Me find evidence!

Trunzpie: (Annoyed) Look, I know this is a make-believe idea you just got right now, but you should probably know more about evidence. Just saying.

Krader then slams a cardboard replica of a purple-and-yellow ray gun.

Krader: NOW it evidence!

Trunzpie: Not yet it isn't.

Zaptor: *slams three cardboard replicas of hamlonga sandwiches onto the cardboard box* (Happy) Are these hamlonga sandwichezzzz evidence?

Trunzpie: Pretty sure food doesn't count as evidence, Zaptor.

Zaptor: The jokes on you, it's inedible cardboard, MEANING *BZZZZT* it's not food.

*Awkward silence*

Khrisstie: (Happy) I'd like to give some evidence now! *Slams herself onto the cardboard box* ME! I'M THE EVIDENCE!

Trunzpie: Ugh!

Krader & Zaptor: (Confused) Does she count?

Trunzpie: No.

CARDBOARD COPS! Ft. Zaptor, Krader, and Khrisstie as the cops, Trunzpie as the boss of the Cardboard Cops, One as the camerawoman, and especially Chill as the "cereal" killer!

One: (Annoyed) I'm just as confused as Trunzpie, but I want this show to end anyway.

(A/N: If you didn't know, Trunzpie & Khrisstie belong in a tribe based off of crystals & reflective things called the Krystums. The leader of the tribe is named Glassie. The Krystums live underground in crystal homes under the Cragster Mines, if you wanted to know where they lived. Khrisstie was once a crystal that Magnifo practiced his spells on but one time, one of the spells made the crystal come to life!
And so, the crystal ran away and dug underground, where she met the Krystums. And so, the naive Khrisstie was born.
(Don't worry, she's a real mixel now so don't worry about her worrying about living in a crystal home as an alive crystal))

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