Burnard: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Zorch: Let me try something. *ahem* Hey spaghetti, we’re having Torts for dinner.
Flain: What is wrong with you people?
Burnard: WAIT, CHOCOLATE! I CAN EXPLAIN-
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SALOT as Destiny!AU/Destiny!AU Incorrect Quotes (Including Mixels!)
HumorJust following the SALOT as random characters & Incorrect Quotes trend, don't mind me. Note: I do not own Mixels, Wayne's World, Numberblocks, or half of the jokes in this book in any way, shape, or form. Also, despite Mixels not being in the cover...
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Burnard: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Zorch: Let me try something. *ahem* Hey spaghetti, we’re having Torts for dinner.
Flain: What is wrong with you people?
Burnard: WAIT, CHOCOLATE! I CAN EXPLAIN-