Zorch: Okay, what does A stand for?
Burnard: Arson.
Zorch: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Burnard: Barson.
Meltus: *laughter*
Zorch: What stands for C?
Burnard: Commit arson.
Meltus: Ooooh.
Zorch: D!
Burnard: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Meltus and Zorch: *more laughter*
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