Weird book with creepypastas and me! (And my friends) (#Wattys2017)

nuuu my cookies! XD

Me: *playing mario kart* Noooo I lost the race! *reaches for cookies*
BEN: *grabs cookies and eats them*
Me: HEY THOSE WERE MINE *pouts*
Jeff:*spys on me*
Jane: JEFFS SPYING ON YOU, KENDALL!!
Jeff: CRAP DAMN YOU JANE
BEN,Jane,Me: *Laughs so hard*
Jeff: -_- STOP LAUGHING ITS NOT FUNNY!!
Slenderman: WHATS GOING ON I THINK WE ALL NEED A BREAK LETS GO GET ICE CREAM
Everyone except slenderman: OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: SHUDUP EVERYONE ITS SO LOUD IN THIS MANSION!!!!! Wait im loud AHHHHHHHH THIS GOT SCARY AND WEIRD FAST!!!!!!
Jeff: SHUDUP PLEASE!!!!!!
Slenderman: I have to admit Jeffs right PLEASE SHUDUP!!!!!!!
*at the ice cream store*
Me: hello ill take 1 cotton candy ice cream 2 vanillas and 4 chocolates and I want them all in cups please
Ice Cream Man: ok *grabs the ice creams and puts them in the cups* 5.99
Me: *gives the ice cream man 5.99* *walks out of the ice cream store*
Me: I got your ice creams brats *hands them theyre ice cream then eats hers*
BEN: whats wrong with you Lauren?
Me: Nothing just the ice cream man made me pay 5.99 for Ice cream!!!
Jeff: WHAT THE FUCK!
BEN: I KNOW RIGHT!!!
Me: please dont get really loud again! *drives to the mansion yes she has her own car*
Jeff: I need foooooood pthf in ejcksbvon *bangs head on wall* why do you do dis to me!!
Everyone except Jeff: ...... *cricket noises :P*