Main pairing: Tsukishima Kei x Yamaguchi Tadashi
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Time: Pre-timeskip
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*Asshole talking to Yamaguchi*: I'm going to ask Tsukishima on a date and then he's going to be my boyfriend! I know that you have a crush on him, Yamaguchi, but you'll never have him!
*Yamaguchi, who literally has a date with Tsukishima that night*: Sure.
*Asshole goes over to Tsukishima and confesses*
Tsukishima: Sorry, but I'm not interested.
Asshole: Why not?! I know you like me, Tsukishima-kun!
*Tsukishima, now annoyed*: Look, I'm in a good mood today, so don't push it, ok?
Asshole: Were you in a good mood because I came over and talked to you?
Tsukishima: No, I was in a good mood because I have a date with Tadashi tonight.
Asshole: Ew. You're dating Yamaguchi?!
*Tsukishima, gritting his teeth*: Yes.
Asshole: Him? Really? He's an idiot and he has weird spots on his face and-
*Tsukishima, with a creepy smile on his face*: What did you just say about my boyfriend?
Asshole: I-
Tsukishima: If you ever even mention his name again, I'll fucking kill you. You got that, bitch?
Asshole: Y-yes.
*Tsukishima, walking towards Asshole*: Now-
*Yamaguchi, grabbing his wrist*: Kei, it's ok.
*Tsukishima, growls (Kyoutani kinnie much? 🙄) and stops*
Yamaguchi: Good boy.
Tsukishima: What did you just call me?
*Yamaguchi, starting to run away, giggling*: Nothing, Tsukki!
*Tsukishima, chasing after him, laughing*: No, no, get back here.