BAU CHAT
[Garcia] Ok so
[Garcia] You guys know how you're having issues with the internet?
[Reid] Yes?
[Morgan] mhm babygirl?
[Garcia] ;)
[Garcia] Well I found out that someone tried hacking into a few different districts so the IT department shut it down.
[Hotch] I'm aware of this.
[Gideon] What is an IT?
[Garcia] .....
[Reid] Should I?
[Morgan] Nono I wanna see this.
[Hotch] .... I'm actually unaware myself.
[Garcia] I'm both highly disappointed in you both and amused. ;)
//
[Hotch] What's an IT? Like, what does it stand for?
[UNKNOWN] ... it?
[UNKNOWN] like it it or it department it
[Hotch] IT department.
[UNKNOWN] oh
[UNKNOWN] it means international trainstation.
[Hotch] ... Are you sure?
[UNKNOWN] my best friend works there ofc.
[Hotch] Thanks.
[UNKNOWN] ur welcome :)
//
BAU CHAT
[Hotch] IT means International Trainstation.
[Hotch] Correct?
[Reid] ... What???
[Reid] O.o On what universe, exactly?
[Morgan] Isnt train station two words? Wouldn't it be ITS then?
[Garcia] I am not an Its. How rude, baby.
[Morgan] Sorry sugar pie :)
[JJ] ... To answer your question, no Hotch
[JJ] IT is not mean international trainstation.
[Hotch] ... Okay.
//
[Hotch] I'm aware you lied to me.
[UNKNOWN] ?
[Hotch] What does IT really mean?
[Hotch] And I mean the IT Department.
[UNKNOWN] ooohhh
[UNKNOWN] okok if you must know
[UNKNOWN] It's Iphone Tetris.
[Hotch] Are you sure this time?
[UNKNOWN] yep. I even looked it up for u
[UNKNOWN] <3
[Hotch] Thanks.
//
BAU CHAT
[Hotch] Iphone Tetris?
[Morgan] Now this is cruel.
[Garcia] I--
[Garcia] I
[Gideon] Really? huh.
[Gideon] What's tetris?
[JJ] ... I'll be in my office.
[Reid] I prefered International Trainstation, to be honest.
[Reid] Could you imagine Garcia just honking like a train instead of flirting.
[Morgan] Damn babycakes, you'd be one fine train tho ;))
[Garcia] I'm literally crying
[Garcia] thx honk honk
[Garcia] Wanna climb into my kaboos? ;))
[JJ] OK NO MORE
[Morgan] ;)
[Hotch] .... So not Iphone Tetris.
[Garcia] nope :,)
[Hotch] Dammit.
//
[Hotch] Still incorrect on IT.
[UNKNOWN] oh?
[UNKNOWN] damn.
[Hotch] Honestly this time. I have no way of looking this up, the internet is down.
[UNKNOWN] i--
[UNKNOWN] ok fine.
[UNKNOWN] try Interning Toddler.
[Hotch] ....
[Hotch] Something tells me that's not going to be quite right either.
[UNKNOWN] huh...
[UNKNOWN] oH
[UNKNOWN] FOUND IT!
[Hotch] Yes?
[UNKNOWN] Insect Terminology!
[Hotch] ... That does sound more logical...
[Hotch] Thank you.
[UNKNOWN] ur welcome, young grasshopper. ;)
//
BAU CHAT
[Hotch] Ok. I believe I've finally found it.
[Garcia] Istg if its some silly ass name, a-a-ron.
[Hotch] What?
[Hotch] Anyways, it's Insect Terminology!
[Hotch] What was that noise?
[Reid] That was the sound of Garcia throwing her phone and crying.
[Hotch] Why? Is something wrong?
[Morgan] You done effed up, A. A. Ron. You done effed up.
[Gideon] IT means Insect Terminology?
[Gideon] But Garcia is with the internet?
[Hotch] ... Internet Terminology?
[JJ] So close yet so far....
[Reid] Can I please?
[Reid] Please.
[Garcia] Pls reid, baby angel
[Garcia] Put me out of my misery.
[Reid] Ok. The technical and official meaning of IT is actually; International Terrorists.
[Reid] Bye! :)
[Hotch] ... I don't get paid enough for this.