Hello peeps and here is it that I don't have any ideas for the book but I figured that while y'all be waiting You need entertainment and me and the other members of the S.F.G created by the peep G00ble_
Laughs with the S. tupid F.unky G.ang.
Enjoy!
introducing da members
It was an afternoon all normal and plain, but not for this gang. They be stupid but also know how to funk when it comes to their stuff. We got no leader cause non of them can't do anything right! We got the slippy drippy but also Arsenal peep, Goby! And we got the flash wanna be, (I'm freaking laughing while doing this) Neon, when he runs through a park, benches be flying off. Next we have the drunk on the floor lover cow peep, Abby. And lastly (imma talk trash bout meh self) the lazy yet tired skull floating mystery Skulls Lewis, Tabi, error sans knock off, Glitch.
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Motorcycle problems
In the house of stupidity funk, Goby was working on something. And glitch was dropping in.
Glitch:wazup Gobs
Goby:oh nothing, just working on this new motorcycle that I found
Glitch:can I color it?
Goby:fine but no dumbass colors.
Glitch: alrighty, I won't
Moments later
As Glitch was done with the colors, Goby gang the gang for a meeting.
Goby:okay everyone, yesterday I found a good but busy up motorcycle, so I told it in and I fix it up, Glitch volunteered on the colors so we're gonna ride and take it for a test drive cause I k ow that we need.... less car crash.
Neon:yeah, like the Taki incident.
Goby:shut up, no one even spoke when I ask which way!
Abby:imma gonna ignore that.
Goby:but anyway, let's go for a ride.
As the gang went to the garage they saw a motorcycle but the colors were purple and a light purple, blue and red at the end with an yellow "X" at the front and center.
Goby:bro Glitch, what is this?!
Glitch:it's beautiful VvV
Abby:I mean, it ain't ugly
Neon:welp, imma go get meh sunglasses for coolness.
As neon left the other three we're getting one the bike, Goby was getting the engine ready.
Goby:okay open up the garage door and we ar- AAAHHH!!
Goby accidentally started it and they were riding fast! Goby, didn't know how to drive it, Glitch was freaking T-posing!! And Abby was trying to hold on and Neon was left in the dust when he came back. Neon decided to run as fast as he can, he was the fastest out of all of them.
Neon:wait for mmmeeeee!!!
Abby:NNNNEEEOOONNN!!!
Goby:how the freak do you stop?!
Glitch:everything is fine
(Pic of what's happening)
After a long, long, long time of crazy driving the fuel was out and everyone was okay. Goby was now scared and had their hair in their face. Glitch was still being chill. Neon was out of breath and Abby was..... was just Abby. The gang walk the way home and toke the cycle with them. Glitch made Mac and cheese for everyone with a side of whatever and they hang out on the couch.
The end
Funked up
It was an evening and the gang was doing nothing. Glitch was in the couch corner listening to music, Goby was making something and Abby and Neon were flirting with each other. Then Glitches phone was slipped out of her hands (don't question it) and gotten sparked with the machine that Goby was working on.
Goby:what the heck
Glitch:meh electronic!!!
Suddenly a portal opened but it wasn't Glitch's galaxy portals. It was all neo and bright, then it sucked them up then the were knocked out.
Then they woken up.
Neon:bruh, skepbo beep
Abby:wait what?!
Neon:beep bo!?
Goby:oh hey I'm taller and what is with your body Glitch?!
Glitch:oh hell naw, I'm freaking look like the brat from fnf soft mod, tf- omg Abby why are you on the speaker bro and what- my freaking echo body is showing!!
Abby:your what...
Neon:be bap, ska do ba
Goby:neon we can't freaking understand you bro
Neon: :,(
Abby:looks like we can on my do one thing. Let's get funking
Glitch:let's get freaky.
After the battles and some good music (I dunno what to play and cause I'm lazy) it worked and the gang was successfully got back to their house. Glitch landed on the floor so did Abby. Goby got a face plant to the wall but don't worry, she didn't hit anything pictures, and Neon landed on the arm of the couch. Now they need more rest because they are freaking hurt. Dumb universe!
End of the S.F.G
(If want for parts just say something)
And that's all for this part imma try and think of a chapter for this book but I hope you guys enjoy, imma go think and good bye!
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