Suicide Buddies

By anasianamateur

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"My mother once told me there are three, and only three, truly defining moments in your life. One: When you d... More

Suicide Buddies - Prologue
Desperation Is Always Fair Motive
Tragedy & Then Some (A Cumulative List)
A Jjamppong of Genius
Cardio, Conversation, & Other Forms of Cruelty
French Fries & Frostbite
A Struggling Student's Guide to Robbery & Rhetoric
[Pinkie] is typing...
Easy Breezy, Cheesecake Cheesy
Bowling For Two at Cloud Avenue
An Apple A Day Keeps Human Emotions Away
Tchaikovsky Teriyaki (In G Major) - I
Tchaikovsky Teriyaki (In G Major) - II
The Jungle
Vodka and Valor
Honey Teddy Bear Sugar Plum Tater Tot & the Walnut
The Holy Duo of Pillows & Pasta
The Scientific Coca Mocha Choco Loco Effect
Strawberry Secrets : A Cake Recipe
Blueberry Bruises : A Muffin Recipe
Mickey Mouse Crackhouse & Other Wrong Turns
Gala Apple Graduation : A GΓ’teau Recipe
Honey Hazes : A Castella Recipe
Sea Salt & Seagull Assault
The Careful Art of Cake, Chiffon, and Chivalry
The Vandal In Distress
$10.03
[princess bubblegum] is typing...
Chiaroscuro Cheers : A Painting Study
Sfumato Sonatas : A Painting Study
[倩使] is typing...
Dream
517 Amasero Drive
Sour Starlights : A Cookie Recipe
The Gays from the Black Lagoon
The Great Sourdough Gambit (& Other Sparks of Genius)
Rose Garden Rings : A Cheese Recipe
Sightless in Seattle
Shortcake Showers : A Mini Cake Recipe
Everything But The Beast : A Bagel Recipe
The Witch Dancing Romancing
Drag Ink Tat Queens & Other Mythical Creatures
The Moon, The Beast, and the Waffle House
An Angel Young Christmas
Speak
Fresco Flowers : A Painting Study
Chocolate Cherry Blossoms : A Cheesecake Recipe
The Side Effects of Hello
Suicide Buddies - Epilogue
[bonus] What If's & Fun Facts
Suicide Buddies : On Kindle & Paperback!
Five Golden Rings : A Christmas Collection

[Cherub] is typing...

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11:09 PM - Angel Young

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this shit is not kidding around


11:13 PM - Pinkie/Haruki Nakamura

I can't tell if that's good or not. And why is your counter that dirty? I helped you clean it after.


11:14 PM - Angel Young

those stains have been maturing for years, u can't just wipe away all their hard work


11:14 PM - Pinkie/Haruki Nakamura

I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that 


11:14 PM - Angel Young

but fr that cheesecake was rly good
where'd you get the recipe


11:14 PM - Pinkie/Haruki Nakamura

The crust is from an old cooking book my mom had
I did the rest through trial and error


11:15 PM - Angel Young

u just made it up
damn. elite. ur the cheesecake man


11:15 PM - Pinkie/Haruki Nakamura

Don't call me that


11:15 PM - Angel Young

[View Screenshot]
too late


11:16 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Why
Why would you name me that


11:16 PM - Angel Young

well what am i called on ur phone


11:16 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Your name


11:16 PM - Angel Young

-_-
that's it???


11:16 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

What else would it be


11:17 PM - Angel Young

uh
favorite tutee
best suicide buddy
sous chef premium
young and beautiful


11:18 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Wow
You're something


11:18 PM - Angel Young

'something' yeah that could work
kinda bland tho


11:18 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

I'm not redoing your contact name, I won't know it's you


11:18 PM - Angel Young

alr alr smth identifiable, i get u
okay i got it


11:19 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Please, no


11:19 PM - Angel Young

hear me out, it's totally clever
angel young = young, angel = young angel 
boom


11:19 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Young angel?


11:19 PM - Angel Young

yeah
get it
cause i'm quite truly a young angel


11:20 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Says who?


11:20 PM - Angel Young

can't u go one day without trying to tear down my genius?


11:20 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

If you can go one day actually producing something genius


11:20 PM - Angel Young

i'll steal your phone


11:21 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

!!??
Okay fine
I'll put (tutee) in 


11:21 PM - Angel Young

what r we, awkward group project partners?


11:21 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

What am I supposed to call you? Cherub?


11:22 PM - Angel Young

oh shit ur a genius
I'm totally a cherub


11:22 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

You're a naked child with wings?


11:22 PM - Angel Young

maybe at heart


11:22 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

What's the big deal about contact names anyway


11:23 PM - Angel Young

symbol of our beautiful, blooming friendship


11:23 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Yeah. Sure


11:23 PM - Angel Young

i hear only approval in that statement
put it down or i will


11:24 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

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Now stop bothering me about it


11:24 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

hey don't i get an emoji


11:24 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

You don't have an emoji for me


11:24 PM- Cherub/Angel Young

aww, would u like one?


11:25 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Never mind


11:26 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

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11:26 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Why all the hearts!?


11:26 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

uh because i want hearts on mine
this is a transaction haru


11:26 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

You're not gonna give up the 'haru' thing, are you?


11:27 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

i expended my energy on all seven of those hearts plus that one cake slice
the least u could do for your favorite tutee is return the favor


11:27 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

I never said you were my favorite


11:27 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

*gasp*
ur seeing someone else


11:28 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

I'm A tutor, not YOUR tutor
Of course I tutor other kids


11:28 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

i'm so betrayed rn you don't even know

how could you do this to me??? i thought we knew each other


11:29 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

It's tutoring, Angel


11:29 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

*cherub
it wasn't just tutoring
no emojis, no contact name, and now i found out about these affairs??
i thought i knew u


11:29 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Wow, you're never boring huh?


11:29 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

whoa still discussing w me? don't u have to attend to ur other tutees?


11:30 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Jeez
[View Attachment]
There, happy?


11:30 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

*gasp* u gave me an emoji
WAIT
WHAT'S UP W THE DEVIL FACE
WHERE'S MY ANGEL????


11:30 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Contrary to your name, I don't think an angel is very all-encompassing of your personality


11:31 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

u wound me so greatly, u know that?
now i have to take down all those hearts bc you BROKE MINE


11:32 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

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Fine, fine. Here


11:32 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

Dog? Why am I dog?


11:33 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

I thought it was fitting


11:33 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

u just wanted to keep the hearts by ur name huh


11:34 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

In your dreams


11:34 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

seems more in yours


11:35 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Stop it


11:35 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

stop what?
being charming?
seems like i'm winning u over tho


11:35 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Winning me over
What does that even mean?


11:35 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

means don't fall in love w me
puppies r easy to fall in love with u know


11:37 PM -The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Bye Angel


11:37 PM-11:40 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

hey hey
hey hey wait
wait wait

haruki
haru
haruuu
haru haru
wait come back come back

haru
haruharuharuharu

haruuuuuuuuuu
oh haru oh haru
wherefore art thou haru
something something rose

something something name
i am but a catapult
u are but a montana
haruuu 


11:42 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

It's Capulet and Montague


11:42 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

i knew that'd get u


11:43 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

...


11:43 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

what was that about going a day with producing something genius?


11:44 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Go. To. Sleep.


11:44 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

if u rly wanted me gone, you would've left by now u know


11:44 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Guess that's what I'm doing


11:44-11:48 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

D:
hey
haru hey
haru
haru haru
haruuuuuuuuuuuu
come back come back
i'll start misquoting edgar allen poe if u don't
alr have it ur way
tap tap tap on my shower door


11:50 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Chamber. It's CHAMBER.
And what now


11:50 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

last thing i promise
list exchange
we did the cheesecake, we gotta do one from yours now


11:51 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

We don't have to
Besides I'm busy this week


11:51 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

perfect, cause i propose next week


11:52 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Depends on the proposal


11:52 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

alr alr fair 
my friends maia and rae are going bowling next week at Cloud Avenue
it's like an arcade plus a bowling alley plus a food court
and bowling is on ur list right


11:53 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

I don't think you want me crashing with you and your friends


11:53 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

i invited u right?


11:55 PM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Depends on the time


11:55 PM - Cherub/Angel Young

7
prbly end at 10 or 11


12:01 AM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

All right
I can go, but my mom thinks it's for a study group so I have to meet you at the library across from school


12:02 AM - Cherub/Angel Young

i shall be your secret chauffeur 
see? the puppy charms have done their work


12:02 AM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Tell your friends thank you


12:02 AM - Cherub/Angel Young

hey what abt me


12:03 AM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Bye Angel


12:03 AM - Cherub/Angel Young

Night Cheesecake Man


12:04 AM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Don't call me that


12:05 AM - Cherub/Angel Young

alr alr
night haru
hey what gives where's mine
haru
haruuu


12:06 AM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

I already said it


12:06 AM - Cherub/Angel Young

did not


12:08 AM - The Cheesecake Man/Haruki Nakamura

Night, Angel


12:09 AM - Cherub/Angel Young

there it is :)



(short and sweet text chapter for this one
vote if you do so wish to, thank youu)





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