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At this moment Iida knew he fucked up
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By red_kool-aid

Soooo this is going to be a long chapter. Not gonna spoil what this chapter is about. Just enjoy, might have to do a chapter 2 cause how long it is.

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" and that's the end of the lesson." sighed Mr.Aizawa.

"But sir, we have like 45 minutes left in class." Iida says, raising his hand.

"Yeah I know." Mr.Aizawa replied, bringing out his sleeping bag and got in it.

"Welp now what?" Denki asks, leaning back in his chair while balancing a pencil on his nose.

"Oh I know!" Mina exclaimed, jumping out her chair.

"Wassup?"

"Mini karaoke!" Mina suggested smiling brightly.

"I'm down with that." Jirou replied smiling.

"Oh no pressure if you don't want to sing/ rap!"

After they set up ( not really)

"So who is going first?" Kirishima asks.

.......Silence.........

"Ok!" Iida started.

"We are going to be doing this old fashion. If you are singing, write your name on a piece of paper, fold it and give it to me." Iida ordered them as he took out his supplies out of his pencil pouch.

"Oh and the songs are going to be off my playlist." Mina smiled evilly.

"Oh lord." Sero mumbled.

"Ok! First to go is ...."Iida shook his pencil pouch and drew out a piece of paper.

"Shoji!.

" Oh." Shoji says getting up from his seat.

"Need to know by doja cat!" Mina exclaimed.

"Ooooooo~"

" This is about to be embarrassing." shoji says standing by Mina.

" Oh and whatever happens in this room stays in this room!" Momo says looking around the room.

" Yes ma'am!!"

"Go!"

Yeah

Wanna know what it's like (Like)

Baby, show me what it's like (Like)

I just wanna fuck all night

Yeah-yeah, oh-woah-woah (Oh, ooh, mmm)

Baby, I need to know, mmm (Yeah, need to know)

I just been fantasizin' (Size)

And we got a lotta time (Time)

Baby, come throw the pipe (Pipe)

"Pipe~"

Gotta know what it's like (Like)

Yeah-yeah, oh-woah-woah

Baby, I need to know, mmm

"Shoji!! woo!"

Yeah-yeah, woah-woah-woah

I just can't help but bе sexual (Oh)

Might just fuck him with my makeup on (I will)

Eat it like I need an apron on (Yeah, oh)

Eat it 'til I need to change my thong (Yeah, ayy)

You know my n*gga be buggin' me

I just be wonderin' if you can fuck on me better

Itchin' for me like an ugly sweater

I need to know

Wanna know what it's like (Like)

Baby, show me what it's like (Like)

I just wanna fuck all night

Yeah-yeah, oh-woah-woah (Oh, ooh, mmm)

Baby, I need to know, mmm (Yeah, need to know)

I just been fantasizin' (Size)

And we got a lotta time (Time)

Baby, come throw the pipe (Pipe)

Gotta know what it's like (Like)

Yeah-yeah, oh-woah-woah

Baby, I need to know, mmm

You're exciting, boy, come find me

Your eyes told me, "Girl, come ride me"

Fuck that feeling both us fighting

Could he try me? (Yeah) Mmm, most likely

"Hell Yeahhh!"

Tryna see if you could handle this ass

Prolly give his ass a panic attack

Sorry if I gave a random erection

I heard from a friend of a friend

That that dick was a ten out of ten

Clink with the drink, gimme a sip

Tell me what's your kink, gimme the dick

Spank me, slap me, choke me, bite me (Ew)

Oh, wait, I can take it (Ah)

Give a fuck 'bout what your wifey's sayin' (Yeah)

Wanna know what it's like (Like)

Baby, show me what it's like (Like)

I just wanna fuck all night

"OOKKKK SHOJI!!"

Yeah-yeah, oh-woah-woah (Oh, ooh, mmm)

Baby, I need to know, mmm (Yeah, need to know)

I just been fantasizin' (Size)

And we got a lotta time (Time)

Baby, come throw the pipe (Pipe)

Gotta know what it's like (Like)

Yeah-yeah, oh-woah-woah

Baby, I need to know, mmm

"Done." shoji says blushing red, like very red.

"I love everything about that!" Denki exclaimed.

"What , you a judge now?" Sero laughed.

"Ok next! Is Aoyama! (cries)"

"Period."

"Oh wait Iida, this song needs another person!" MIna says looking up.

"Ohhhh?"

" Duet?"

"Oh ok and tokoyami!"

"Revelry in the dark."

" Yay! Yami, don't be so down!" dark shadow says.

"Okkkk Go!"

(Yeah)

Kane is in the building, n*gga

It's Mr. Steal Yo Girl

It's Mr. Steal Yo Girl

Leggo

" Oh Aoyama is starting it off."

"That means!!"

, ayy, what's in ya cup?

Got a couple bottles, but a couple ain't enough

Bottoms up, bottoms up, throw your hands up

Tell security we 'bout to tear this club up

Bottoms up, bottoms up, pocket full of green

Girl, you know I love the way you shake it in them jeans

Bottoms up, bottoms up, throw ya hands up

Bottoms up, bottoms up, bottoms up, up, up

You know what it is, girl, we back up in this thang

Money stay in my pocket, girl, I'm like a walkin' bank

Tell me whatcha drank, tell me whatcha thank

If I go get these bottles, we go alcohol insane

Callin' all the girls, do you hear me?

All around the world, city to city

Cheers to the girls, throw a deuce to the guys

Now I got a chicken and a goose in the ride

Gettin' loose in the ride

Hatin' ass n*gga you can move to the, move to the, move to the side

, ayy, what's in ya cup?

Got a couple bottles, but a couple ain't enough

Bottoms up, bottoms up, throw your hands up

Tell security we 'bout to tear this club up

Bottoms up, bottoms up, pocket full of green

Girl, you know I love the way you shake it in them jeans

Bottoms up, bottoms up, throw ya hands up

Bottoms up, bottoms up, bottoms up, up, up

My vision's blurred, my words slurred

It's jam-packed, a million girls

And I ain't tryna leave, though

We drunk so let me be your alcohol hero

"Oh so tokoyami is not doing nicki part."

"awww."

Callin' all the

, do you hear me?

All around the world, city to city

Cheers to the girls, throw a deuce to the guys

Now I got a chicken and a goose in the ride

Gettin' loose in the ride

Hatin' ass n*gga you can move to the move to the move to the side

, ayy, what's in ya cup?

Got a couple bottles, but a couple ain't enough

Bottoms up, bottoms up, throw your hands up

Tell security we 'bout to tear this club up

Bottoms up, bottoms up, pocket full of green

Girl, you know I love the way you shake it in them jeans

Bottoms up, bottoms up (Uh-huh), throw ya hands up (Uh)

Bottoms up, bottoms up (Uh), bottoms up, up, up (Yo)

"Fuck it up tokoyami and aoyama!"

Could I get that Remy?

Could I get that Coke? Could I get that Henny?

"OK DARK SHADOW!!!!"

"YESSS!!"

Could I get that salt all around that rim, rim- rim-rim?

Trey, I was like, "Yo, Trey"

Do you think you could buy me a bottle of Rosé?

Okay, let's get it now

"TOKOYAMI!!!"

"Yessss!!!!"

I'm with a bad bitch, he's with his friends

I don't say, "Hi", I say, "Keys to the Benz"

Keys to the Benz? Keys to the Benz

Motherfuckin' right, yeah,

If a bitch tryna get cute I'ma stomp her

Throw a lot of money at her then yell

"Fuck her! Fuck her! Fuck her!", then yell, "Fuck her!"

Then I'mma go get my Louisville Slugger

Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm really such a lady,

And we be doing donuts while we wavin' the .380

We give a lot of money to the babies out in Haiti

Do you like my body?

Say, "Hi" to Mary, Mary and Joseph

Now, bottoms up and double my dosage

"Yessss Tokoyami!!! The ATTITUDE!!!"

, ayy, what's in ya cup?

Got a couple bottles, but a couple ain't enough

Bottoms up, bottoms up, throw your hands up

Tell security we 'bout to tear this club up

Bottoms up, bottoms up, pocket full of green

Girl, you know I love the way you shake it in them jeans

Bottoms up, bottoms up, throw ya hands up

Bottoms up, bottoms up,

"Y'all that was beautiful." Mina says wiping away her fake tears

"Dark shadow , I didn't know you knew nicki?" Sero says, looking up.

"Yeah me and Yami like her music too!" Dark shadow exclaimed, looking a sero.

"Dark shadow." Tokoyami mumbled, looking away.

"OK, next is momo!"

"Woooo Momo!!"

"And she is going to be singing/rapping Go bestfriend by $hyfromdatre."

"Oh." Momo says , standing up from her seat.

" You don't have to if you-"

" No, I got it."

" you know this song, momo?" Denki asks, rocking in his chair.

"Yes, someone taught me."

"Mina?"

"No."

"Oh?"

" This is gonna be good!"

The fuck?

"Oop?"

Hold on

Bitches got beef but don't wanna fight me

Quit all that barkin', ho, bite me

Bitch

Hold on

Bitch, you fat, need a tummy tuck (Yep)

You dropping diss songs, man, bitch, get your money up (For sure, then)

If you 'bout it, then run it up

Used to be cool with this bitch, but she mad that I'm coming up

You a thot, you gon' suck it up

I got a white bitch in the club, wanna pump it up (Woo, woo)

Fuck a speech, I'ma sum it up

$hy on the track and you already know she gonna fuck it up (Ayy, yeah)

Bitch need to worry 'bout a bag

"PERIODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!"

I'm rocking these shows, and that's why she mad (Aha)

After this diss, you goin' out sad

Bitch, you not bougie, you don't got no class (Bitch)

Turnt in the booth and I'm piped off that gas

Spin on yo' block, then we hitting the dash (Shoot, shoot)

It's still love for you, though

But, bitch, I'm 'bout to get on your ass (Haha)

"As you should."

$hy gotta potty mouth

You wanna talk shit? Bitch, let's talk 'bout your body count

You stink, throw your body out

Tryna hang wit' the kid, I'm the life of the party now (Yeah)

Your lil' sister look up to me (Yeah)

Bitch, you can't rap and you really not touching me (No)

Just like a virgin, lil' bitch, cannot fuck wit' me

And I never been pussy, bitch, you know what's up with me (For sure, then)

Why this bitch wanna pop shit?

We was just cool, now this bitch wanna act like a opp bitch (The fuck?)

"THE ATTITUDE!!!!!!!"

Oh, she mad she can't stop shit

Said that my breath stink 'cause I'm spittin' that hot shit (Hot, hot)

Quit all that barkin', lil' bitch, and come bite me

Bitches got beef, but they don't wanna fight me (Wait, wait)

Turnt to my music, but swear they don't like me

You got my number, ho, FaceTime, Skype me

These hoes wanna be me

I'm on your radio, soon I'ma be on your TV

(Nope)

"NOPE!"

I'm goin' up, and it's hella fans wanna meet me (Hey, haha)

Bitches don't get me

Bitch, why you hatin? You could've been goin up with me (For sure, then)

Spear on the bitch like she Britney

You could dissed any bitch, but instead, you gon' pick me (Okay, the fuck?)

Make a bitch wanna hit me (Ayy, ayy)

Bitches be cap on my name, the shoe did not fit me (No, it didn't)

Show these bitches no pity (Yeah)

These bitches wanna be friends, admit it, you miss me (Go)

Wrap up the beat like a doobie

I don't give a fuck 'bout opinions, you know I'ma do me (Hey, hold on)

Bitch, you a gnat, you a groupie

Bitch

The fuck? (Haha)

Dumb-ass ho (I just got on this bitch ass), haha

Dumb-ass bitch

And, bitch, you don't rap harder than me, give that shit the fuck up

Bitch

"YESSSSS!!"

" you killed it!"

"Momo!!!"

"Ah, thank you." Momo thanked them while blushing.

" Ok, next is sero!"

"Thot shit megan thee stallion."

"Yasss bishhh." sero says getting up

"Fuck it up bestieeee!"

"Oh you know I am."

" oh i'm scared now." Koda mumbled to ojiro.

"Right." ojiro replied back.

"GOO!"

Hands on my knees,shakin' ass,on my thot shit

Post me a pic, finna make me a profit

When the liquor hit, then a bitch get toxic

I've been lit since brunch, thot shit

Order '42 for the table, let's pop shit

Hoes tryna call me a snake, shit, I guess I can relate

'Cause a bitch spit a whole lotta venom

And since these hoes all rats, when they come around me

All I see is a whole lotta dinner

I walk around the house butt-naked

And I stop at every mirror just to stare at my own posterior

I don't give a fuck who talk behind my back

'Cause the bitch knew better than to let me hear her (Ah)

"Cause the bitch knew better than to let me hear her!"

"AH!"

Hoes said they wish a bitch would, and I'm a genie

Bitch so hot, gotta stay in bikinis

He got a girl, but he keep beggin' to see me

No, I'm not a patient, but I let him treat me

"NO, I'M NOT A PATIENT, BUT I LET HIM TREAT ME~"

Go to your place, no face, no case

Ninety-nine percent tint in a blacked-out Wraith

I remember hoes used to clap for me happily

Now I'm bossed up and them same hoes mad at me

Acting like they ridin', whole time tryna pass me

Watchin' me go through it and still tryna drag me

Actin' like you winnin', if you think about it, actually

Are they supportin' you or really just attackin' me?

I don't give a fuck 'bout a blog tryna bash me

Drinkin' out the motherfuckin' bottle on my thot shit

Everything I eat go straight to my pockets

Fuckin' on a n*gga, make him sing, on some pop shit

I need a real headbanger, on some rock shit

Pussy like crack, wanna hit it like dope

Hot girl, but I'm still the coldest, hey

I'm the big homie, but I ain't the oldest, hmm

Bitch dry hatin', tryna get noticed

How many bitches lyin' if they say they bars is better?

I'm really talkin', but it really can apply to whoever

Booked, but I squeeze a lil' head in my calendar

My chain ain't hittin' if a bitch ain't hurtin'

Look, I ain't even finna argue with a bitch

One thing I know, two things for certain

None of these hoes sayin' shit to my face

And none of these hoes finna see me at the bank

And I'ma keep talkin' all the shit that I want

And I dare one of these hoes come tell me I can't

We ain't even speakin' if the n*gga ain't spendin'

He could never say that I was one of his women

I don't even let n*ggas know where I stay

I'll be damned if he thinkin' he poppin' up on this pimpin' (Ah)

"SEROOO!!!!"

"YESSSSS SIRR!"

" Killed it as he should."

" Ok next issssss jiro!"

"Yes, the singer herself!" Kirishima yelled.

" and she is going to be singing(or rapping) Body by Megan thee stallion."

"Oh." Jirou says blushing.

" ooooo is jirou shyyyyy!" sero teased.

" no." jirou replied

" ok goooo!!!"

Real hot girl shit

"YES MA"AM!"

Ah

(And if the beat live, you know Lil Ju made it)


Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody


Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (mwah)


Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (ah, ah, ah ah)


Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody


Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist (Mwah)

Look at how I bodied that, ate it up and gave it back (Ugh)

Yeah, you look good, but they still wanna know where Megan at (Where Megan at?)

See me in that dress and he feel like he almost tasted that (Ah, ah, ah)

Num, num, num, num, eat it up, foreplay, okay, three, two, one

You know I'm the hottest, you ain't ever gotta heat me up

I'm present whеn I'm absent, speakin' when I'm not thеre

Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist (Yeah, yeah)

Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist (Yeah, yeah)

All my pictures been gettin' these n*ggas through the quarantine (Yeah)

Bitch, I'm very well, on my shit as you could tell

Any ho got beef from years ago is beefing by herself, ah, ah

If we took a trip on the real creep tip (Yeah)

Bitch, rule number one is don't repeat that shit (Don't repeat that shit)

Rule number two, if they all came with you

They better know exactly what the fuck they came to do (Yeah, yeah, yeah, woah, woah)

" PURRRRR!!!!!!!"

Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist (Yeah, yeah)

Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist (Yeah, yeah)

That ratio so out of control, that waist, that ass, them titties (That waist, that ass, them titties)

If I wasn't me and I would've seen myself, I would have bought me a drink (Hey)

And if her head too big, I could make that pop

Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist (Yeah, yeah, woah)

Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist (Woah, woah)

Ody-ody-ody-ody

Mwah

"JIROUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"

"PURRRR!!"

"You killed it, queen!"

"Damn, I'm out of breath." jirou says, going back to her seat.

" Ok, next is denki!"

" wap." Mina says, smiling evilly.

" HELL YEAHHHH!" denki yelled, jumping out his seat.

"Yes sirrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!" sero yelled

" Let's start this shit!"

I said certified freak, seven days a week

Beat it up, n*gga, catch a charge

Extra large and extra hard

Put this pussy right in your face

Swipe your nose like a credit card

Hop on top, I wanna ride

"Nasty ass!!"

This pussy is wet, come take a dive

Tie me up like I'm surprised

Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise

Make it cream, make me scream

Out in public, make a scene

Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (Yeah)

I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be (Huh)

I'll run down on him 'fore I have a n*gga runnin' me (Pow, pow, pow)

Talk your shit, bite your lip (Yeah)

"DENKIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!"

"YESSSIRRRRRRRRRRR!!"

Ask for a car while you ride that dick (While you ride that dick)

You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang (Yeah)

He already made his mind up 'fore he came (Ayy, ah)

Now get your boots and your coat for this wet-ass pussy (Ah, ah, ah)

He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet-ass pussy (Click, click, click)

Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet-ass pussy (Yeah, yeah)

Look, I need a hard hitter, need a deep stroker

He got some money, then that's where I'm headed

Pussy A1 just like his credit

He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it

I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp

I wanna gag, I wanna choke

"!!!!!"

It's goin' in dry and it's comin' out soggy

I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (Yeah, ah)

Never lost a fight, but I'm lookin' for a beatin' (Ah)

Big D stand for big demeanor

I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya

If it don't hang, then he can't bang

You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain,ah

"AH!"

"Denki you killed that!"

" as you should!"

" No cap, that's my favorite song!" Denki says, smiling.

" ok next is-"

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So sorry for making a cliffhanger,this chapter was 3168 Words. So I'm most definitely going to make part 2, maybe part 3. And merry Christmas( if u celebrate it). And yes i made the word n*gga like this. I know I'm black but people are sensitive🙄. so to be on the safe side.

and sorry for the errors and if anything seem wrong. and yes i did copy and paste the lyrics. i have to be crazy yo type all of the lyrics, that will take a long time.

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