I was single for a long time - like, I was, but then I met... um, the love of my life?
He is my boyfriend - he doesn't know it yet - but he is my boyfriend.
Most boys are like either cute or hot.
You get one - not both! - but then out of nowhere, when God was mixing in his little mixing pot, he was like, Let me do both...
And so he put HOT and he put CUTE in the mixing bowl!
It's a dangerous combo when a guy can pull off cute and hot, and I want to squeeze his cheeks - but I also want him to like, punch me in the face... because he's so hot!
It's a lot.
This!
Doesn't!
Make!
Sense!
Like, he's so gentle, yet also—
😩😲🤯😵🥵😩😖🥴😲🤯😵🥵😩😖😖🥴😲😓
Aha. There you are.
You're probably asking yourself what the hell all that was about.
Well, first off, isn't Min Yoongi the absolute most preciously sexy thing on the planet?
Fight me. I fucking dare you.
Anyways.
The story you just read.
Think of it as a JUNGKOOKxOC kind of book, because that's really what was in my head the whole time. But! Keep in mind that it's not your typical fanfic - obvs - and that there were practically no inside jokes.
That sucked, didn't it?
I know, I know.
Sorry.
Aaaaaand the question we've all been waiting for - what happened to Bianca?
Oh wait - you totally forgot about her, didn't you?
Yeah. Me too.
~ 💜