I'm running off again.. whoops 😢
Anyways I HAVE NO IDEA HOW A HONEYMOON WORKS SO BEAR WITH ME
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"Wanna go on a honeymoon but not exactly a honeymoon?" "No fucking?" You questioned Y/n "yeah, no fucking. We just pretend we fucked" Y/n answered your question "So we just moan and scream?? Damn I gotta act like my legs are sore the next day.." You said sulking
"HAHA LOSER 😹" "Wowwww... I don't believe you would do this to me... 😢😢"
Time skip lollllllll
You and Y/n went a VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY fancy hotel... the food was awful. Considering the fact that this is a fancy hotel and their food is ass 😒😒
You told the person at the front desk that you were having a Honeymoon with your wife and they gave you a very special room and winked at both of you and said "Have a good time"
You both smiled and when you two were far enough Y/n was making a disgusted face and started to gag "Fuck nahhh.. 🤢"
After you got to your hotel room which was on the highest fucking floor
You two got in the room and Y/n immediately went to the bathroom and pissed 😍
Time skip LOL SORRY
it was finally night time and you were pretty sure you heard one of the staff members talk outside your door and talk about your honeymoon and wanted to hear it(nasty nasty)
You and y/n started to make out then pulled away and pretend to take off all of your clothes by ruffing with the blankets then after a few minutes you guys pretend to moan
Dw y'all actually didn't fuck, it was just pretending LOLOLOLOL
Dear lord I'm not even sure I'm supposed to do this but I don't give a fuck