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Sneeze
Grapes
How Bad Can a Good Girl Get?
Construction
Another Week
Jelly Babies
Odds And Evens
Cheerios
Coral
Annoying
(Not a Quote) Tier Lists
Ego
Bottle
Pronouns
Nobody
I'm Tired
Two Plus Two
Fan Shouldn't Have Said That
Fan Interviews His Kiddos
Failure
Yin-Yang's Mental Conversation
Tropheesy
Not The Best Time
Paintbrush at Disney
Oar
Top
Food Critic
Why You Don't Let Children Do Your Taxes
Old Gay Man
Bisexual
Before Torch Was Born
We Are
This is The Weirdest Quote I've Done Yet
The Bridge
Love Triangle
Break it Down
Not What She Meant

Pink Panther

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Apple: Is pink panther a lion?

Marshmallow: Say that again, but slower.

Apple: I don't get it.

Marshmallow: He's the Pink Panther.

Apple: Okay?? But is he a lion????

Marshmallow: Apple. Angel. Light of my life. He's a panther.

Apple: Is that a kind of lion?

Marshmallow: No, it's a fucking PANTHER!

Apple: I just Googled. They're not pink?

Marshmallow: AND LIONS ARE?!

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