A few days later
1st July
Class 3-E
(Y/N) POV
Koro-sensei: What's with all those letters on your desk, (Y/N)-kun?
Me: Beats me.
Maehara took one of the letters and read the contain.
Maehara: This one is love letter. Well, I bet all of it are love love letters.
Karma: Wow, you become popular in all of sudden.
Isogai: Maybe because of the baseball game.
Me: Dunno what are you talking about.
Everyone except Sara: You pitched a softball with the speed of Mach 2!!
Me: I just accidentally pitched it a little bit harder.
Sugino:*sighs* Anyway, what you're gonna do with all the letters?
Me: The rubbish bin looks little bit empty.
I said and put all the letters in the rubbish bin.
Me: Done.
Sousuke then entered the class. But there's something different with him today.
Sousuke: Oh, I hadn't accounted for the fact that we'll be in short sleeves starting today.
I stared at his arm for a few seconds.
Me: Henna tattoo?
Sousuke: Oh, you got that right.
Me: Just my assumption. It won't come off about a week if you set the pigment, right?
Sousuke: Yep.
Karma: Ooh, that's something they do in India, right?
Fuwa: You also know about it, Karma-kun?
Karma: My parents are crazy about India and come back with henna tattoos whenever they travel there.
Koro-sensei: O-Oh good...!! Sensei is definitely glad there aren't any students from this class turning delinquent.
He said while holding a book about counseling.
Sara: As usual, you're a real chicken about this kind of stuff.
Sousuke: If you'd like, how about I draw one on you too, Koro-sensei? I still have some material left.
Koro-sensei: Nuaa! Would you really!?
Sousuke began to draw on Koro-sensei.
Koro-sensei: I'm really looking forward to it. I've always wanted to try getting a pseudo-tattoo like this.
Suddenly...
Isogai: I see... You ground some anti-sensei bullets into a fine powder and then mixed it in with the henna paint.
Sugino: Sensei definitely let his guard down, but... He'd have to sit still long enough for you to kill him like that.
Sousuke: Hrm, no good, huh.
Koro-sensei: The idea is an interesting one, Sugaya-kun. Though it's as effective as a pinprick.
He turned around and started crying.
Koro-sensei: But I really wanted you to draw a cool design on me normally...
Sousuke: I-I'm sorry! I'll draw one on you with normal henna, okay?
Little Timeskip
Class 3-E
(Y/N) POV
Irina: Revel in my charms, boys! Good morn-
Irina: Wh... Why the hell are you all putting on monster makeup!!
Sousuke: Ah... Everyone seemed to want me to paint some on them after they saw mine. But it's not everyone. Araumi-kun and Sara-san don't want me to paint on them.
Koro-sensei: He said that the pigment will set in a little while once we remove the paint. I'm so excited, I can't focus on class.
Irina: You're supposed to be their homeroom teacher, dammit!!
Koro-sensei: By the way, Sugaya-kun, watching you draw those has made me want to try doing it too.
Sousuke: Sure... But I ended up drawing on everyone already... So there aren't any canvases left.
Koro-sensei: So how about Araumi-kun and Sara-chan?
We pointed our anti-sensei gun at him.
Sara: Go ahead and you'll die right away.
Me: I don't mind having anyone to paint henna tattoo on me but you.
Koro-sensei: Nuaa!! I get it, I get it!!
He and Sousuke then noticed Irina.
Koro-sensei: That's one, isn't it... A large canvas area we can paint on to our hearts contents.
Irina: Wait a... Quit screwing around!! Who would ever let...
She stepped on Sousuke's paint and fell to the ground and unconscious.
Sugino: Bitch-sensei ended up passing out on her own.
Koro-sensei: Let's let her rest for now. And while she's resting, I'll take this arm and Sugaya-kun can have that arm.
Sousuke: Oho~ Planning to compete with me, aren't you?
Okuda: This is amazing, Sugaya-kun. The entire classroom ended up taking your style faster than you can blink.
Nagisa: Yup.
Sousuke just smiled and began to draw on Irina's right arm while Koro-sensei do the same on the left one.
Sugino: Ooooh~
Mimura: Just what you'd expect from Sugaya!
Sousuke: It was meant to be fashion art in the first place, and going outside with the finished product leaves you with a great feeling.
Touka: Bitch-sensei should be more grateful than this, shouldn't she?
Hinano: I know, right!
Koro-sensei: Fufufu, sensei won't lose either. Have a look at this side.
Me: No, it should be fine.
I took one of Sousuke's paint and walked to the manga side. I started to draw.
Me: There are people who consider manga as a revival of pop art too. If you just play around with the borders a bit...
Kimura: So you're good at art too.
Me: I just messing around with the borders. I'm not that good at art.
Koro-sensei: Hm.. If the end result is too pretty, it will only make her smug. We need to put something somewhere that'll get laughs.
Almost everyone: Why are you competing like that?!
And Koro-sensei started messing around with Irina's body.
Little Timeskip
(Y/N) POV
Sousuke: Hmm... There's a way to sorta remove it, but it's a pain.
Koro-sensei: W-Well, maybe there's a chance she'll be happy with it...?
Me: The chances once existed until you completely destroyed it.
Irina slowly woke up and checked herself out. After she done, she walked out from the class.
Sugino: She left. I guess she actually liked it.
Me and Maehara took a peek outside.
Irina: Die!! I'm going to slaughter the lot of you!!
All the students took cover.
Koro-sensei: I-I'm sorry, we just really got into it... But please stop with the real bullets, or the classroom will be destroyed!!
Sara quickly held Irina from behind.
Sara: Stop it already. It's supposed to come right off if you don't set it.
Irina: My long-awaited summer wear debut is ruined!!
To be continued...