It has been weeks since the events that took place in that church, during that time not much has changed for kyo and his little gang of otakus the only thing of notice was the fact that chemi has been leaving the house more frequently.
Raising suspicion in the club
We see kyo sitting in the living room watching "danganrompa" until akashi came into the room
Kyo - hey, akashi what's going on
Akashi - oh you know reading, sleeping, theorizing what about you?
Kyo - theorizing? About what?
Akashi - whether or not chemi has a boyfriend
Kyo - ah okay
Akashi - you interested?
Kyo - nah not really
Akashi - why not?
Kyo - oh you know I have this fascinating little thing called a "life" you should get one
Akashi - oh well excuse me for being concerned for my sister
Kyo - sssshhh, less talking more watching
Kyo proceeds to continue to watch his anime
<timeskip>
Kyo is currently going to class to be greeted with Ms.Chisiki in the hallway with a giant stack of papers in her hands trying to get to her class before falling over
Kyo - *whistles* need some help with that Ms.C
Ms.C - no it's okay just get to class kyo
Kyo - and leave a damsel, no offense but that would just piss on my family's name
Ms.C - very well, take half the stack and I'll take
Kyo then proceeds to pickup his half of the stack and walk with Ms.Chisiki to her classroom
Ms.C - kyo, before you said if you didn't help it would be piss on your family's name what did you mean by that?
Kyo - ah that well you see before I became orphaned my family line were all highly respected from kings to high ranking military officials
Ms.C - I see you must be proud of where you come from
Kyo - indeed what about you
Ms.C - not really my family practically disowned me for becoming a teacher
Kyo - why's that
Ms.C - I'd rather not get into it
Kyo - well if it helps, I believe being a teacher is one the most inspiring type of people
Ms.C - your just saying that
Kyo - no I'm not, you guys have to deal with horrible students, disrespect, perversion, and a very low pay yet you guys keep going because you want what is best for the next generations, if that isn't inspiring I don't know what is.
Ms.C - thank you.... ah we're finally here
Kyo - it appears so where would you like me to lay these down at
Ms.C - over on my desk will be fine kyo
Kyo then places the papers on her desk and prepares to leave as Ms.Chisiki prepares to say her thanks
Ms.C - thank you kyo
Kyo - no problem, cya later
Kyo then proceeds to make his way to the orc because he had sensed an unfamiliar presence, finally arriving at the orc room he could hear some commotion with rias and a new voice that he hadn't heard yet
Kyo opens the door quietly with a box of popcorn
Rias - riser for the last time I refuse to marry you
Kyo pulls out a camera
Riser - and as riser will remind you, after your stunt as stripper for these humans your father and risers have decided to move the wedding up for the good of your reputation and devil kind
Kyo - *snickers* oh lord this is priceless
Koneko - when did you get in here
Kyo - oh you know kings reason and all that jazz but speaking of this wedding
Rias - shut your God*ow* damn mouth kyo
Kyo - I was wondering have y'all picked out the rings yet
Riser - no, however riser has one in mind
Kyo - before you make a hasty decision let me show you a ring I think you'll love
Riser - very well show riser this ring
Kyo then opens the gate of babylon and yuuma pops her head out
Yuuma - you called Master
Kyo - yes yuuma dear could you get the rings I showed you
Yuuma - of course sir
Yuuma then goes back into the gate leaving a babbled riser
Riser - excuse riser, but what is this ability
Kyo - where are my manners, my name is kyo gilgamesh descendant of the great king gilgamesh and weilder of the gates of babylon
Riser - you mean the gates that all the worlds treasure past, present and future reside
Kyo - the very same
Riser - amazing to think risers bride has such power in her peerage
Kyo then proceeds to laugh hysterically
Kyo - by my grandfather no, I would never follow a stripper into battle plus wouldn't look good for the sitri house if I did
Riser - why would the sitris be upset
Kyo - I'm engaged to their daughter
Riser - oh so you are the one who beat the great sona sitri at chess
Kyo - indeed I am
Yuuma then pops back out of the gates
Yuuma - sorry master that took longer than expected to find
Kyo - no problem, but where is your uniform
Yuuma - oh sorry master
Yuuma then goes back into the portal to change into her uniform and comes out in a maid outfit
Upon exiting the gates yuuma is hit with a lecherous stare from issei
Kyo - mongrel, stop staring at my servant
Issei - ah come on!!!
Kyo - anyways, riser here are the rings I alluded to
Kyo then proceeds to present 2 golden rings with a red ruby in the middle with gold feathers wrapping around the sides of the gem
Riser - riser loves those rings, what do you want for them
Kyo - hmm.... let's call it 10 phenix tears
Riser - that is a deal to riser
Riser then snaps his fingers and a portal opens up and presents risers peerage with his bishop carrying the box of phenix tears
Riser - here are the phenix tears as per our agreement
Kyo - and here are the rings
The two exchange items, but during the exchange riser noticed issei crying at the sight of his harem
Riser - rias, why is your pawn crying
Rias - his dream is to have a harem
Riser - ah, yubellena come here a sec
Yubellena - of course riser-sama
The two devils then begin a heated make out session with a bit of groping mixed in
Kyo - ah the treasuring of ones riches, something we can all get behind
Koneko - really even in front of rias
Kyo - hey hey hey, koneko I thought I taught you this strippers don't matter
Koneko - ah sorry my mistake kyo-sensei
Akeno - sensei?
Kyo - I've been teaching koneko how to be cold with her insults
Kiba - please don't
Kyo - I'm sorry Kiba couldn't hear you over those wounds I gave you
Riser - if this is all you have rias then you are surely outmatched
Rias - we will destroy you riser
Riser then takes his leaves by way of teleportation after he leaves everyone turns to kyo and raynare
Rias - WHY THE HELL DID YOU ENCOURAGE HIM
Kyo - well you see unlike the gremory family, if I have good relations with the phenix family I have something to gain
Grayfia - no offense, kyo.. was it but what do you mean by that
Kyo - well you see miss...
Grayfia - grayfia lucifuge
Kyo - well you see grayfia the phenix family has 2 things that could benefit me phenix tears and also a daughter who wasn't pimped by one of my friends
Grayfia - sounds reasonable but if I may ask why the phenix tears
Kyo - call it an experiment
Kyo then proceeds to pull schnee out of the gates
Yuuma - master why'd you get your sword
Kyo - simple for the experiment
Kyo then proceeds to pour the phenix tears into a saucer
Rias - what are you doing
Kyo then pokes the pool of phenex tears with shnee where a green orb appears at the tip of schnee
Kyo - oh you know becoming immortal
Kyo then thrusts the tip of schnee into his chest inserting the regenerative properties of the phenix tears into himself he then pulls out the blade and the hole regenerates with a line of smoke
Rias - you do realize that to become immortal it will drain your mana right
Kyo - and thats where your wrong, had I stolen it from a phenix member it would since theirs is natural and drains their mana to regen but since I used it on their tears....
Akeno - you'll be able to permanently regenerate as if your a phenix but without the mana drain
Kyo - ding ding ding we have a winner yuuma show them what they've won
Yuuma then pulls out a cup with different packs of skittles
Akeno - oh thanks *takes wild berry pack*
Kyo - now I do wanna stress test this oh *snaps fingers* stripper could you hit me with the p.o.d
Rias - gladly
Rias then fires a ball of the p.o.d into kyos chest but it regenerates shortly after
(Picture kyo is ban and chastifol is the p.o.d ignore the kids)
Kyo begins to laugh hysterically scaring some of the orc but arousing one of them (you know who)
(Le laughing)
Kyo - with this power I can have my vengeance on that bastard *kira laugh*
Yuuma - master they're staring
Kyo - oh sorry about that, I think I should go and show sona she'd probably love this shit
Kyo then left for the student council room
Rias - great now he has actual immortality to boast over us
Yuuma - he's not that bad
Akeno - oh God did hear the way he laughed oh God I'm so wet
O.R.C - what the fuuuu
(An: ok ok I know what your thinking why was kyo nice to riser? It was only because he could benefit from a positive relationship with the phenix family and to piss off rias if he couldn't he probably would've called riser something among the lines of
kin fucking cock and started a fight. Also I'm going to be adding my own fight to replace the riser fight so enjoy, anyways until next arrivederci.)