"I will find excuses after discussing it with you. Anyway. Sooner or later, see you sooner. I have seen my parents and our program is almost the same. It is a business to set the wedding date early and get married and have children as soon as possible." That's a serious business.
"Well, Taehyung, I suddenly remembered that I hadn't turned off the faucet when I went out in the morning, and the house should be flooded. The neighbors downstairs are so amazing, I want to go back and have a look." After that, I turned around and ran out.
Taehyung grabbed my arm "It's all here, do you want to run?"
When the door opened, I was fiercely reprimanding Taehyung's loose style of cutting first and playing without leadership. The aunt who opened the door saw us, her eyes were full of surprise "Yeah, it's Taehyung. You haven't come back for a long time." Who is this?"
"Lalisa, I told you before." He put his arm around my shoulder and said.
"Hello, my name is Lalisa Manoban, your son's girlfriend. If you agree that I will become a wife in the future, please advise me."
I finished with a deep bow and said, raising my eyes and taking a peek at the aunt in front of me. Fortunately, except for the expression is a bit stiff, generally speaking, the kind eyebrows are not as tricky as the mother-in-law of rich people imagined.
Taehyung was a little bit dumbfounded "This is Aunt Zhang who helps take care of the family, not my mother."
Well, I confessed my mistake... Sure enough, the mother of a business elite can't be so familiar. "Well, hello, Aunt Zhang, I'm sorry for confessing the wrong person."
Aunt Zhang smiled kindly "The food is ready, and I will wait for you to come back."
Taehyung took my hand and walked around the large screen of the entrance to the living room. On a large sofa, two heads, one black and one gray, were getting together and focused on grabbing a game console to play high. Listen. At the sound, the little black head lifted up.
"Ah! Han Baozi!" I exclaimed. The little fat man's face changed rapidly, first depressed, then surprised, and finally an evil smile, then he rushed upstairs and shouted "Grandma, the sister who called you Obasan is here!"
Mrs. Han, who has a strong demeanor and charm, came from upstairs. It's just that this scene seems to me like a dying person seeing the god of death approaching with a sharp sickle in his hand. God, if you are willing to tell me, it's just that we accidentally walked the wrong door. I will be vegetarian every day for the rest of my life.
To make matters worse, Taehyung took Mr. Han and Mrs. Han's arms from left to right, and said cheerfully "Lalisa, these are my parents. That kid is my nephew, you call him Baozi... well, very vivid."
My body is frozen in place, but my mind is struggling fiercely. Say something, Lalisa Manoban, say something to ease the embarrassment... "I didn't call you Obasan, I'm talking about menopausal women." I blurted out. The solidified atmosphere can smash pits on the ground.
"The menopause is over, and now it's old age." Mrs. Han said lightly, "Come over for dinner, Aunt Zhang is already ready, you are too late to come back."
"This girl is just straight-hearted." Mr. Han said.
Is this a compliment? "Thank you." I whispered.
"...You always call me 'that old man' secretly." He added.
Um, God, you can hack me to death.
I went to the restaurant with entanglement, sat down without a word, and prepared to pierce the plate in front of me with my eyes.
"Why don't you speak?" Taehyung leaned over and asked with a grin. "Scared?"
I gave him a stern look and whispered "You picked it up!"
"No. Taehyung has my last name." Han The wife answered, "His dad cut the door upside down. I thought it would be fine for the eldest son to follow my surname, and the younger son to follow him. As a result, the child was born and it wasn't that way. Women, you must have property to be independent."
Mr. Han Contrary to the usual ruthless pies, he thoughtfully pours water for his wife and grandson. But the little bun said with a grievous expression "Grandma, you expose yourself in front of others, so you don't give grandfather face?"
"She will be your aunt, not an outsider." Mrs. Han said.
"Yeah, anyway, your grandma's prudent eyes, she has been talking about her for a lifetime, and she can't hide it, Lalisa will know it sooner or later." Mr. Han is very protective of his wife.
They still have a calm and homely attitude, but they have regarded me as a family member in their words, which makes me a little touched "Mr. Han, Mrs. Han, my business with Taehyung..."
"What is Mr. Han? Stay in front of people and call. I have already discussed with your dad. Next month's nineteenth is a good day. It's a bit tight, but it's too late, Lalisa, if your parents don't object, you can get things done quickly. Xiyue is a wedding gift for you. But in the future, it depends on your own business. At the beginning, you are not familiar with the business and ask Taehyung to help you. Don't worry, we didn't understand anything back then. Have you come here yet?"
*xiyue- tradional wedding dress (joyous)
"Huh?" Things developed too fast, and I couldn't react, "This is too, too expensive, right?"
Before they could answer, Taehyung said happily, "Thank you, Mom and Dad!"
I could only follow along "Thank you, Mr. Han, Han..." Aside Mrs. Han's eyes, I quickly changed my words "Thank you, uncle...ah, no, dad, mom."
She finally smiled and said, "Women, only wealth can have status. So I can let my son have his own surname."
After dinner, Taehyung had to catch a midnight flight back because he was still on official business. I couldn't go with him and I had to take him to the airport. In the VIP room of the airport, I decided to stage a play that is hard to leave with him, so the little bird leaned on his waist and leaned on his chest, whispering in his ear "Taehyung, you dramatist, good hard ah. general, you can see the true colors show, let my parents see your true colors, and you can go through their tricky test, but also the value of working hard."
"I've not seen your parents before, how do they recognize me?"
"The secret sign, I told my dad, 'The one wearing the bracelet is your daughter-in-law.' Nothing in my family can't recognize me."
No wonder his dad saw the bracelet on the day of the interview. Just started going crazy. "But have you ever thought, what if they don't like it?"
"Why! They have always wanted to find a simple and capable girl to be their daughter-in-law. They will like you."
Simple and capable, good health... I am the little village girl in the new era. I severely pinched him through the clothes "Taehyung, go home and remember to look for it under the bathroom locker. I hid an ancient object called a washboard there. You can take it out and kneel. Come to keep fit, and secondly, I will reflect on my fate!"
Taehyung hugged me and smiled "You come back early when you are done. Without you, kneeling on the washboard is no fun."
Two hours later, I sent Taehyung away and claimed the buns from KFC. "You two are tired and crooked enough, for so long! I was almost thought to have eaten the king's meal!"
"Little don't win the newlyweds, this is not bad." I help in disgust. He paid for a family bucket, "Have you eaten dinner?"
"I tell you, don't believe my grandmother's child and mother's surname." He stuffed the last one in his mouth. Root French fries said.
"You are really feudal at a young age." I despise him.
"No," he shook his head like a bun. "My dad said that when his brothers were young, after they asked their names, they would always add in secret, 'Your mother remarried?'"
"Is it? Then simply let Taehyung will follow his wife's surname." I smiled and pushed him out of the airport.
The evening breeze in summer is cool and refreshing, and the lights at the airport are brilliant. Just like my mood and future, the way is bright.
After a conspiracy is over, conspirators will retreat behind the scenes. Taehyung arranged for me to come to Fengya to work, just asking me to stage a reality show and pass his parents' daughter-in-law's selection test under extremely harsh conditions. Since I got an A, the ending is happy and there is no need to stay there. So, I packed up and took the title of the new boss of Xiyue, a small clothing brand, and went home again without a job.
Of course, this unemployment is not as leisurely as last time, because there is a most cumbersome and inhumane procedure in the world called a wedding, waiting for me to execute it.
For example, this morning, Jisoo accompanied me to change my wedding dress. She squeezed her computer into a pile of fabrics in a small space, wrote her articles, and raised her head to complain about sarcasm.
"Cho Miyeon can so Renzai? I do not the kind of person she was well whipped." Jisoo said, pointing to the computer, "You see, now she is full of entertainment news."
"Trouble a second time. But this matter is not entirely unprofitable to her, whether it is a scandal or a rumor, through the marital change and the gimmick of being terminated by Feng Ya, she is pushed back from silence to the public opinion, plus Feng Ya paid a lot of breach of contract. Jin, she is also considered fame and fortune in this matter. And I must learn to consider the overall situation, if the scandal is beneficial to Xiyue's development, I would rather be a child three to ten thousand times!"
"I really convinced you. I was sold and counted the money happily."
"Taehyung's mother said that only when a woman has a career can she be independent, and her child can have her mother's surname!" As we talked, the tailor tossed me over and over, as if I were there. Turn the pie on the frying spoon several times to get out of the pot. After turning a few times, he suddenly slammed the waist of the cheongsam on my body. I was about to give another speech in response to Jisoo's contemptuous eyes, but she was strangled to death by him. The uncle got bored and took out a ruler to measure my waist circumference "Are you fat?!"
And I, standing on a small round stool like a puppet, let the tailor play with it. Yes, tailor, it's not a bridal shop's smiling face. When you're wearing a wedding dress and turning around narcissistically, you will scream and admire "Wow, miss, you're beautiful", but a shopping guide with a tape measure around her neck and in her hand. An uncle with a very weird temper holding chalk and reading glasses on his eyes. But such an old man who looks like a statue standing on the shelf of a cultural relics store is a designer hired by Xi Yue with a high salary. I can only obey his reprimand and dare not disrespect him at all.
"Isn't Taehyung tossing. I can buy a wedding dress. What kind of Chinese wedding is needed? I despise people like him the most. He is not the foreigner but the foreigner." Jisoo complained.
"I told him the same. But he didn't do it."
"You can't do this . If you just listen to him before you get married, what should you do in the future? This kind of strong side is very bad for character development."
I said to Jisoo. This occupational disease is a bit speechless, and can only explain "It's not like that. I suggest that he cancel the Western-style wedding. Because the Chinese style is mainly for Xiyue's publicity. Previously, it was hyped on topics like Cho Miyeon and Xiaosan. It was the first shot for this brand. Now we have announced our wedding to the public and invited the media to broadcast it live, which is the second wave of Xiyue's development."
*xiaosan -third party or mistress
"Ah? I don't think it." In the first half of the month, under the pressure of Taehyung's father, I was highly nervous and anxious, but thin. A few catties. As a result, everyone took off their masks and laughed and confessed and became a lucky family. I grew up under the care of Taehyung's mother. However, once it is lost and the other is long, it should be flat on the whole.
"Two inches!" The uncle screamed like a mouse stepped on his tail, "I haven't seen a person like you in so many years! No one dared to get fat before getting married! You are now two inches fatter with a bare waist. Let me What to do with this dress! No matter what, don't give it any money, you can go."
"It's only two inches, it's not much difference, you can get in by squeezing in." I proposed.
"My clothes are strictly based on the size. One inch longer will be more, and one inch less will be less. This is perfect, don't you understand?" The uncle yelled irritably.
"Hey, she is your boss." Jisoo whispered.
"You are the art of destruction, don't you understand!"
As a result, no matter how soft and hard we were, Jisoo and I were still thrown at by the strange-tempered uncle.
Down the street. I looked at Jisoo depressed and said, "What is this? Tell me what's wrong with him."
"Does n't understand the syndrome." Jisoo Wugui was implicated in a very bad mood, stared at me and said, "You I don't have the power to deter employees, so I am embarrassed to be a boss."
"Taehyung's mother said, there are not many craftsmen like him now, and we want us to offer him like a bodhisattva. Offerings...that's it."After breaking up with Jisoo, I returned home. It was really exhausting to be a boss who had no status but had to fight wits and courage with employees, so I threw myself into bed and fell asleep. I was not woken up until Taehyung came back from work.
"Is the cheongsam ready?" He asked, seeing my dazed appearance, he added, "How long have you slept?"
"I came back at noon. It was too much trouble preparing for the wedding. The uncle who made the clothes said I was fat I'm reluctant to help me change it. It's too exhausting to argue with him. Did you say I'm fat?"
"It seems a little bit. Get up for dinner."
"I'm all fat and have dinner. Sleep!" I muttered, Turned over and continued to sleep.
In the middle of the night, I felt the bed sank and someone came up. I glanced at my eye table in a daze, it was almost a point.
"Just finished?" I asked vaguely, "Tired, go to sleep."
"Not tired, how about you, madam?"
"Still sleepy, sleepy to death."
"Should we do exercise to wake up?" Taehyung enthusiastically suggested with a voice that was not at all like the excitement that should be in the middle of the night.
I weakly pushed away the restless hand "Don't make trouble, I don't want to exercise."
"Then I can't move?" The hand eagerly asked up and down again.
No matter what, I just want to do whatever I want...I thought in a daze, and went to see Zhou Gong for a small gathering again. After a while, I didn't fall asleep, and woke up again, feeling that hand was making gestures on my lower abdomen.
Zhou Gong -old man husband's father, father-in-law
"What are you doing, exercise quickly. Don't exercise and sleep!" I protested.
Taehyung hugged me from behind "Let's not exercise anymore. Go to bed."
The next morning, I was awakened by a delicious breakfast. Taehyung carried the plate of fried eggs around my nose, and I followed the plate in a circle, and then snatched it over to feast on it.
"Is it delicious?" Taehyung asked.
"Anything else?" I asked.
Taehyung calmly looked at the empty plate in my hand and asked, "When did you start eating like this? It used to be enough to eat one, but now you eat two and still crying for it?"
"Probably in the stomach of your parents Keep it big. Aunt Zhang's cooking is delicious. Why, I'm not willing to eat your omelette!" I turned my head and said pretentiously.
"Eat, eat," he patted my head, "you like to eat dinosaur eggs and no one will stop you. But don't go out today, take a good rest at home."
I nodded obediently "Yeah, too Okay. I bothered to prepare for the wedding. I felt that I couldn't sleep for several days."
At noon, as I continued to be in a semi-comatose state, I vaguely saw Taehyung standing beside my bed with a person.
I tried to open my eyes and get up, but found that my body was very heavy and my limbs were uncontrollable and unable to exert strength.
"Lalisa, you don't need to get up, the doctor moves quickly." He held me down, "Go on to sleep."
The person called the doctor quickly drew my blood, and Taehyung tucked the quilt for me. , The two quickly left. This series of activities was as fast as a dream, so in the dream I continued to write a cliché story about an evil alien doctor who draws blood from a woman on earth and creates a super virus to slaughter mankind. Unfortunately, in my dream, Taehyung became a dinosaur egg covered with purple spots.
In the evening, I finally woke up, and when I opened my eyes, I was shocked to see Taehyung's face in front of me.
He looked at me with a weird smile.
"You, what did you do to me?" I thought of the doctor who took human blood while people were sleeping, "Why did you find someone to take my blood? You secretly?"
Taehyung didn't speak, and picked me up to the restaurant. A table of delicious food.
"I made it by myself. What do you want to eat?" He hugged me into his arms and asked softly in my ear.
After the cruel training of living alone overseas in his youth, Taehyung's cooking skills are simply superb. Coupled with his cooking, this table's delicious meals can be honored with delicacies. Go to his weight loss, take care of his wedding dress, how can you miss such a delicacy! So I rolled up my sleeves and yelled "Leave me alone!" I was ready to come to a hungry tiger. Just sitting in Taehyung's arms is too influential. He hugged me and held me, and he awkwardly put the vegetables in front of me, insisting on feeding me.
After eating a shellfish that was handed to my mouth, I was depressed "I don't want you to feed it! It's too much effort. It doesn't make people stop eating a meal."
He kissed me and said faintly "I'm not feeding you, I'm feeding my son."
"Mom can't get enough to eat. Where can I find a son! Good, let my sister eat. Only when I'm full can I give it to you." You made a son." Taehyung touched my lower abdomen ambiguously, smiling evilly.
I concentrated on fishing for a crystal ball in the bowl, not caring about his touching hand.
"If you want to be dissatisfied, you can also score the occasion. Is it good? You can't speak, don't talk, don't know it!"
He frowned slightly, and said with a sad expression "Yes, it is true. I will be dissatisfied with desire. I will be abstinent for more than eight months. What can I do."
Then he put his ear to my belly and said, "Son, what do you think Dad should do?"
"Dang" My spoon that was stretched out to catch the balls hit Taehyung's head and bounced to the ground again.
Taehyung looked at me "Son, ah, your mother to murder your father - and with a spoon."
"I ...... you ...... what do you say? What do you mean...I am pregnant? The legendary, pregnant?!"
Taehyung hugged me and nodded "You finally realize, if you don't understand, I just want the doctor to check your nerves. It's too slow!"
It's not that I am slow, but that my menstrual period has always been inaccurate. This time I just thought it was a delay caused by excessive work pressure a while ago, so I didn't think about pregnancy at all. Taehyung's parents didn't look away, I really have a good life.
"Ah, what can I do! The wedding invitations have all been sent out, and they can't be changed." This kind of emergency that is not part of my life plan makes me panic too much.
"Fool, it's okay. The wedding or something can be held as usual. It doesn't matter what you do in just a month. Of course, if you feel tired, you can postpone it."
"Just a month? No problem." No, there is a problem. There is a big question circling in my mind, ready to drop a time bomb at any time. "Quick! Block the news from my dad and don't tell him any news about my pregnancy!" I shouted.
"Can't you let your dad know? Why? I think this is a happy event." Taehyung asked puzzledly.
"He's the kind of stubborn old feudal man. Normally, someone in the school can give him a half-time lecture if he kisses in public. If he knows that I am pregnant before we are married, he can come and scold me to death."
"So serious?" Taehyung asked suspiciously.
I nodded swearingly "I can't beat you heads-up, but he might search for peaches and plums all over the world and beat you in groups."
"This...then wait a moment." Taehyung finally put me back on the chair and walked quickly. Get out of the restaurant.
When Taehyung and I discussed how many red envelopes should be received when they were over a hundred years old about what boys and girls' names they were studying, Jisoo found them and threw me a phone call when they entered the door, shouting "Answer the phone."
"What?"
"your father could not find the phone you are hit I come here. I want to come over and see if you are still alive!"
I carefully picked the phone, not to his ear, heard the phone Someone yelled "Lalisa Manoban! You think I can't find you after you turn off the phone!!"
"I didn't turn it off." I was puzzled.
Over there, Taehyung came out of the kitchen with a bowl of soup.
"What's the matter with the child! What's the matter with Taehyung! Call me that stinky boy! I'm going to ask him personally. I know he is unreliable."
"Dad, don't be so excited. When? It's just a procedural problem. The time is different, but the result is the same."
"The same ass!" The old man exploded with excitement, "Are you two getting the certificate now? If you don't have a certificate, you are living together illegally. I can live together anytime." Let you leave him!"
What an unreasonable old man, when the raw rice is ripe, he still has to let people restore it to rice! Finally, it took me more than an hour to comfort the crazy old man, hung up the phone, I looked at Taehyung suspiciously and asked "You told my dad?"
"I..." He looked wandering. On the ceiling, he mumbled, "I just made a call to announce the good news." My face sank.
Taehyung replied with some guilty conscience "I didn't tell too many people. At that time, your parents were not at home. Someone, it is said that your dad's students answered the phone."
"Not too many people? Who else?"
"I." Mom and Dad, of course, my eldest brother and sister-in-law."
"Also?"
"Jisoo, she will know sooner or later, Fatty...well, I may have told Chae. They are all your sisters. The good news is to be shared, right? "
I thought about it carefully "You mean, my relatives and friends knew the news at the first time? Even before the child's mother? It's pretty good. Why don't you announce it on the board of directors? It's best. Invite all the media to have a press conference."
Taehyung said hesitantly "Well, they may already know. I was agitated for a while and accidentally sent a group of text messages, so... the effect is probably about the same."
In this way, The news of this girl's unmarried first pregnancy is already known to everyone?
I sat depressed on the sofa, and the street scenes of Shanghai in the 1920s and 1930s flashed before my eyes. Amidst the jingle of the tram, the little newsboys shuttled among the crowds of traffic, shouting crisply "Extras, extras! Lalisa Manoban was unmarried and married with Fengzi!" At the corner cafe, two uncles called the newsboys and threw down two copper plates. The child thanked him and handed over two newspapers. They looked at the photo on the cover and sighed "Tsk, the Kim family is really good, and this kind of thing is hyped up. As far as I can see, if you want to keep a man with a child, 80% of this woman has no status with a man." Another man took out his pipe and inhaled, and said, "I don't think this is the case, 80% of them have hidden feelings." The first man asked "Hidden circumstances? I think the hidden feelings are that the relationship between the two of them has reached a desperate situation." He pointed to the report. The photo on the photo says, "Look, it's a perfect match." The smoking pipe man spit out a gorgeous smoke ring, shook his head and said, "No, no. I think they want to receive double red envelopes! "
Since I found out that I was pregnant, Taehyung took it from me. After all the things to organize the wedding. As the heroine of this important ceremony, it is really frustrating that she can't come to the scene to plan strategizing, and can only be a spectator obediently by the side. But whenever I rolled up my sleeves, I said to Taehyung, "It's okay, I can do everything now!" He always smiled and packed me back into the car, saying, "Goodbye, take me home and stay in peace. Go to the baby."
In fact, he didn't know, home, it was no longer a place to rest. Because two inexplicable and uninvited women began to occupy my sofa for a long time.
I looked at two women sitting next to them, eating fruits, doing spas, and watching TV boredly and asked, "Don't you both want to work?"