"You want to change jobs? Do you have to send a resume for housekeeping now?" The little brother asked kindly.
I was cursing another person in my heart, and I couldn't care about correcting the conceptual mistake of the computer brother.
When Taehyung returned home, I was like a standard grieving woman, complaining about her boyfriend’s heinous behavior on the Internet and accepting comfort from many loving netizens, flogging the best men, and carrying out a life of "women must be self-reliant" on me. View re-education.
Taehyung hugged me from behind, put his chin on my shoulder and kissed my ear and asked, "How was your day?"
"It's good, but it's a bit boring." I complained faintly.
"Bored? Then I'll be with you at home tomorrow."
Taehyung has already closed this week.
Monday and Wednesday. If he continues to have a rest tomorrow and Friday, is he going to change the five-day work system to two days?! I was angry. "Taehyung, can you be more dedicated? If you are unemployed, I can't afford to support you. Also, I found your perverted software. How can you do this? Do you know that I do it every day?
I'm going crazy!"
Taehyung ignored my anger and rubbed my lips with a grin "Lali? So I think the'sweet' suggestion is pretty good. You can have a baby and play." 'Sweet Sweet' is a screen name, and one of the few people in my self-improvement post who insists that women should be raised by men. After she asked me to have a child to tie a man's heart, it attracted a while in the forum. In the crusade, only one man named Frying Pan supported her, so both of them became targets for feminism.
"You... Have you read my posts?" I asked in surprise.
"Eggplant stuffed dumplings, eggplant stuffed pies, Lalisa, your name is really lacking in creativity. Also, I am a frying pan, which is specially suitable for frying and frying dumpling pies and other foods."
...I really want to introduce one. The fire of women's freedom on that forum scorched him!
Early the next morning, Taehyung really didn't go to work and rubbed the leek on my bed.
He whispered in my ear "Lalisa, give me a baby." This is a topic he likes very much recently, but it makes me feel dangerous and depressed, so I simply put my head under the pillow and turned aside. Who knows that Leek was instigated to lick my face desperately, making me unable to hide.
At this moment, the doorbell rang, and I jumped up to open the door like a savior. Taehyung chuckled behind me.
A man dressed as a delivery employee stood outside the door with a little boy. He saw me and said,
"Ms. Manoban? Someone asked me to bring him to you."
I looked at the card he handed me and asked, "You guys. Now I’ve started to pick up orders from people living by express delivery? How much does it cost to deliver to Antarctica?”
The man smiled heartily, “No, I’m just helping my friends. You guys have fun, I’ll go first "
I looked down at the little beanie. The child was blinking his big eyes and looking around. Seeing me looking at him, he hugged my leg and shouted "Mom!"
I, weathered... …
Taehyung lazily yelled in the room "Lalisa, what's the matter, hurry away, my brother is waiting for you in the room."
I thought and said, "Someone will deliver the goods."
"Huh? That sign. "Come in when you are done, why is it taking so long!"
"This is a bit difficult. The goods are delivered to you. You'd better come and check it yourself."
"What?" Taehyung came out and asked curiously.
"Your son." I said, touching the child's soft hair. Taehyung staggered and sat on the ground.
"Well, sure enough." I bent down and looked down at Taehyung.
"Do you have anything you want to tell me?"
Jay came over and pulled the corner of my clothes "Mom, what's wrong with Dad? Why are you sitting on the ground?"
It’s okay. He just wants to kneel on the ground and reflect on it for a while. Let’s go, I’ll take you to eat something delicious.
I crossed Taehyung and took Jay into the restaurant, “Also, I must call sister, not mother, Im Not that old." I educate him.
"But, my aunt said to call you mother..."
A few flashes of lightning flashed in my eyes, and I smiled sullenly at him "Hey, you are my cover now, so you have to listen to me."
The little baby immediately said obediently
"Sister, I like my sister the most."
"good."
I took out all kinds of good food from the refrigerator, decided to do a wicked stepmother, with just this delicious pink pink baby.
"Why is Dad still crawling on the ground? I'm not crawling anymore." Jay asked with a spoon of ice cream.
"He is forgetful and can't remember how he left, so he can only crawl. Hey, do you want to taste the red bean flavor? I like red beans the most."
"Okay, okay." The little baby leaped forward. A bowl of milk red bean ice cream, and we worked together to eliminate Taehyung’s favorite ice cream, leaving only a bunch of his most annoying flavors.
Taehyung's voice on the phone came from the living room. "Hey, fat man, did you make a child to send me here? I usually warn you to be careful. What? You are in a mental hospital? Congratulations. After fighting for so many years, you finally got in!
"Is it Jay? A child I don’t know came to my family. I would like to ask if it was the second child who failed to register for the registered permanent residence? My sister-in-law and I have no adoption plan for the time being. Your second child is still in the stomach. Here? Ah, sorry, I mean congratulations."
"Mom and dad! Have you lost your grandson? What? Of course it's not mine. My son is still a single cell...Oh, the signal is not good, I hung up."
Taehyung called almost all his friends. Finally walked in frustrated.
"Child, who do you think your parents are?" He pretended to have a loving, deceiving expression. The little baby didn't buy it, she uttered a clear voice to Taehyung
"Dad!"
I made a "how? What else do you have to say" expression. Taehyung held the child in his arms and looked at it over and over, as if he could detect any clues from him
"Did the person who sent the child say anything?"
"Just say I was entrusted to bring this child to you, I think this child looks like you and you are lonely and lonely, so he stayed. Taehyung, you can tell me the truth, your child I will not abuse."
Taehyung pinched the child’s chubby face "Is this still called Lonely? Wait, I remember he called your mother when he walked in. Why are you saying that this child is mine!"
I looked at him condescendingly, "Because I'm still a Virgin girl, This child is not Jesus, and I am not Mary, so we are not related."
Taehyung also stood up and looked at me condescendingly. He smiled slyly and said, "Is it true that Virgin has to pass the quality verification." I don't. Speaking, just raised his head and snarled in the direction of Jay.
I saw the child staring at a pair of innocent eyes and said "Dad, you are not ashamed! Such an adult still snatches sister's clothes!"
Taehyung let go and asked with a headache "Whose child are you anyway! Did you make trouble?”
There is a child who seems to know everything but is ignorant to make trouble, and life is indeed a lot of fun.
In the evening, Taehyung hugged me again "Hurry up, hurry up, give me one."
"What?" I asked.
"Son! Hmph, I don't believe that my son can't beat the brat next door."
"Kim Taehyung?"
"Huh?"
"I really despise you when I look at your good points. I quickly make the bed for the stinky guy next door and sing a lullaby." I kicked him out of the bed.
For a moment, Taehyung's out-of-tune singing came from the next door "Little rabbit, open the door..."
Just listen to the little baby saying, "Dad, you're so old-fashioned, everyone listens to "Love When You Die"."
Quiet for a while, I heard Taehyung's out-of-tune singing "You will love
it when you die..."
The little baby said "Forget it, Dad, you should sing the little rabbit, behave."
In the middle of the night, I tiptoed to the next room., Watching two men, one big and one small, put a big character on each end of the bed. I covered Taehyung with a quilt, wrapped the little baby tightly with a blanket, kissed the little baby, and kissed Taehyung again. I peeked at the note Jisoo gave me Friend's child, let you play for two days. Did you receive it, surprise? She snickered and sneaked back.
On the weekend, Taehyung and I took the little baby to the playground for a day of crazy fun, and we rushed to ravage him before returning it to Jisoo. On the way home, I recalled the child’s soft touch and said with emotion
"The child is so fun!"
Taehyung took out an envelope and shook it in front of my eyes "Then you must quickly decide whether to get a child. Play at home, or go to work."
I grabbed the envelope, opened it and looked at it "Taehyung, I am not hypocritical, but I am not short of money and I am satisfied with my life, so I don’t want to work for work, and I don’t want you. Arrange some dispensable free jobs for me."
"So this is just a job posting. Installing the software is because I think those jobs on the Internet are not good enough for my woman." I glared at him abruptly, and at the same time I wrote down several important dates on the recruitment notice submit your resume before June 15 and arrange an interview before July 1.
F City almost summer weather in June, with many anxious air of free ions. But this can't affect me. Yesterday, I received an interview notice from the company introduced by Taehyung. After taking a shower at night, I was lying in bed and reading in a chilly pajamas. I felt that life was really good for me.
At this time, Taehyung also came out of the bathroom with a towel around his neck and stood by the bed looking at me. He started to scratch my neck as he watched.
"Hehe, don't make trouble." I hid aside.
He still scratched. "Where did you develop this problem? You lied to me to raise a cat before. You don't have a cat at all."
Taehyung scratched seriously "I raised a tabby cat when I was a child. Laugh. So when I see you, I feel very familiar."
"I am like a cat in love." I held a book and chatted with him without a match.
"It's not like. The cat is as fat as a fur ball, and it hums nicely when scratching it. You never hum." Taehyung lay his head beside me and continued to scratch me.
I was troubled "Don't scratch, I'm preparing for an interview, I didn't understand this paragraph."
Taehyung took the book and glanced at it
"The Theory of Capital Value Operation"
...I will give my brother some benefits. My brother will tell you more. I understand it better than this book."
"No, I don't intend to understand it too much. Just fooling around. I'm pointing to this book for hypnosis."
"Hypnosis, there are many ways to hypnosis..." Taehyung babbled.
"You are too annoying!"
"Then you hum twice, and I will leave with two hums, so I won't bother you."
"Really? Whatever you say?"
"Of course!" Taehyung promised with bright eyes .
I turned the pages of the book and hummed absently. Taehyung didn't move, and continued to scratch my neck gently and slowly. In order to send him away quickly, I hummed twice. Instead, he leaned over, took my book and threw it aside, half leaning on my body, with one hand around my neck, and the other on my collarbone.
"Don't say hum, just leave! Shameless! Give me the book!" I stretched out my hand to grab the book.
"Two more hums, I'll leave after humming, and then leave." He leaned in front of me and smiled wryly. I was amused by his boyish behavior. I stopped his neck against his forehead and stretched out