*Written from Amara's POV*
Not A Spider
Me:
I have a question
Not A Spider:
Ask away
Me:
Say I had done the deed
And I didn't use a condom
And I missed my period
And I barf every morning
And I really like pickles for
some reason
What's going on?
Not A Spider:
I don't think you should be
asking me this
But I'd go off on movies and
say you're pregnant
Wait
Are you pregnant?
Me:
No not me
Lori is having all those problems
She can't even stand me breathing
Not A Spider:
How many periods did she miss?
Me:
Two
Not A Spider:
Did she do a test?
Me:
She refuses to believe she
could be pregnant
So no
Not A Spider:
Have you told Sam?
Me:
Hell no!
If I do that I might not live for long
Not A Spider:
He won't kill you
Me:
No but Lori would
Not A Spider:
Can't you trick her into testing?
I mean
I don't know how it works
Me:
Me neither
Never had to use one
Not A Spider:
Ask her again
Just say she can proof it
Seeing is believing
Right?
Me:
Peter you're a genius
BRB
10 minutes later
Me:
Alright
She's going to the store now
Not A Spider:
That's good
Right?
Me:
Yeah
I just hope she won't freak out
Not A Spider:
You're pretty sure she's pregnant
Me:
Duh
Have you seen how she's acting?
Not A Spider:
Yeah
She yelled at me at work
Never heard her talk that loud before
Me:
She has the screaming voice of
a demon
Not A Spider:
Wouldn't say that
Me:
But I'm right
Not A Spider:
I don't want to be rude
Me:
It's Lori
You can
Not A Spider:
Not in her mood now
Me:
True
So
How are you?
Not A Spider:
Good
You?
Me:
Consider the fact I might
become an aunt
I'm great
Not A Spider:
And with Liam?
Me:
Oh we broke up
Right after I got back from
the precinct
Not A Spider:
That's rough
Me:
You and MJ then?
Not A Spider:
Oh yeah
We broke up a while ago
She moved to the other side
of the country
Me:
Not a fan of long distance?
Not A Spider:
Never worked out great in movies
Me:
That's true
What else is new?
Not A Spider:
Nothing much
Shuri's been teaching me how to
hack into FRIDAY
Me:
Any luck?
Not A Spider:
Not yet
But I'm close
Me:
Oh Lori is back
Not A Spider:
Good luck!