24| Stress

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Friends from work

Arrowboy:
How does retirement sound Clint?
It sounds wonderful
How is it going Clint?
Retirement? Never heard of that word

Scary Woman:
Stop whining
You're just pissed because they
involved your family in it

Tiny:
And that's what this job does
Barton if your really wanted out
you would be

Arrowboy:
Says the man that used the same
excuse and is still going

Tiny:
At least I own up to it

Golden Boy:
Let's not fight on this

Arrowboy:
He's right
Let's take it outside

Tiny:
I'll beat your ass Legolas

Arrowboy:
Other way around Stark

Strange Man:
I don't see why this fight must happen
But don't mind me getting popcorn

Cyborg:
Steve let the men fight
They have to blow off steam
somehow

Golden Boy:
Not like this
We're supposed to be a team

Greeny:
We were never a team Cap

Scary Woman:
I agree
We just worked together to
stop threats

Evil Spawn:
Which used to be me

Loud Alien:
But you turned around :)

Evil Spawn:
And regret it every day

Annoying Kid:
No Mr Loki
I like having you around

Bug:
Yeah
You're cool

Tiny:
Why do the kids of the group
like Reindeer Games?

Arrowboy:
Maybe because he's not giving a
damn about himself like you do

Evil Spawn:
Oh no
I do care about myself

Scary Woman:
Less than Tony does

Evil Spawn:
In that you are correct

Cyborg:
Anyone seen Sam?
I have a bone to pick with him

Greeny:
Haven't seen him in a while
What did he do?

Golden Boy:
He made it so his car seat can't
be moved ever again

Cyborg:
If I break a leg
It's his fault

Witch:
Lori hasn't been seen in a while either

Speedster:
Yeah
Amara says she's taking on more work

Annoying Kid:
Ms Mader has a lot of clients after
she placed a picture of us in costume
on her website

Tiny:
Suit kid not costume

Arrowboy:
I last spoke her yesterday
She told me she was going away
for the weekend to get away from
stress

Scary Woman:
Which I would do too
If I could

Tiny:
This job doesn't do vacations

Golden Boy:
Sam left with her

Strange Man:
There goes your argument

Tiny:
Well

Speedster:
You can't say anything Stark

Tiny:
I can say a lot
I just choose not to

Scary Woman:
Uhuh
That's why you're pacing

Tiny:
If you can see me
Just talk to me

Scary Woman:
Nah
That means getting up and walking

Golden Boy:
Want to train some more?

Scary Woman:
Already down

Cyborg:
Yeah
She's with me

Greeny:
What are you guys doing?

Cyborg:
Trying to get Shuri to leave
our cctvs alone

Princess:
Which I won't do
It's far too interesting

Annoying Kid:
What am I missing?

Princess:
Tony pacing while working
Bruce eating his sandwich
Clint hiding
Steve walking to the gym
Wanda and Vision watching sitcoms
Pietro zooming from place to place
Natasha and Bucky hacking me back
With no luck

Me:
Guys
Let's keep the peace and quiet
I'm having a headache and my
phone keeps going off

My Lovely Bird:
Told you to put it on silent

Me:
Yeah yeah
But what if it's a client?

Annoying Kid:
Then I'll handle it
I'm the response this weekend

Me:
Thanks kid!

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