Prompt:
Octavia, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Y/n: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Octavia, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/n: Outstanding.
Octavia: This is what I'm talking about people.
Prompt:
Lexa: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Y/n: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Prompt:
Clarke: It's dark in here
Y/n: Don't worry dude I got this
Y/n: *Stomps their feet*
Y/n: *Skechers light up*
Prompt:
Raven: You're right.
Y/n: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Prompt:
Emori: This is a mistake
Y/n, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Emori: But not today
Y/n, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
Prompt:
Abbey, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Y/n: But – that's just a trash can.
Abbey: It sure is!
(Reverse this one and it would work better)Prompt:
Anya: How do I deal with my enemies?
Y/n: Kill them
Anya: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Y/n: Kill them only a little?
Prompt:
Indra: Do you take constructive criticism?
Y/n: I only take cash or credit.
Prompt:
Luna, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Y/n: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Y/n: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Luna, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Y/n: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Y/n: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Luna, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
Prompt:
Niylah: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Y/n: Okay.
Niylah: And make out during the scary parts.
Y/n: Th-
Y/n: The scary parts.
Y/n: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Prompt:
Echo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Y/n: Oh, I'm always running
Y/n: The question is from what
(Ironic) Prompt:
Maya: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Y/n:
Y/n: Maya, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Maya: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Prompt:
Harper: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Y/n: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Prompt:
Monroe: Fuck.
Y/n: We've got to work on your cursing.
Monroe: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
Ok now I'm gonna do another part of like three plus people, then I promise that's it
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