Thursday ~ 11:16 pm
Pixie Babe <3 is calling…
Ethan:
"…"
Laurel:
"Hey, Bob!"
Ethan:
"Don't "hey" me."
Laurel:
"Aww, yous mads ats mes?"
Ethan:
"…"
Laurel:
"Oh, come on! I said no because I wanted to be the first one to…"
Ethan:
"First one to what?"
Laurel:
"Ethan Richmond… will you be my Bobfriend? I meant… boyfriend? I'm sorry I had to try that out!"
Ethan:
"You and your puns, I swear…"
Laurel:
"Ha! But you laughed! So! Tell me… will you?"
Ethan:
"No."
Laurel:
"…"
Ethan:
"…"
Laurel:
"Oh."
Ethan:
"I was just kidding, Pixie! Of course I will be!"
Laurel:
"You doofus, what about being "original"? Stop copying me!"
Ethan:
"You see? That's how I felt! I was freaking panicked!"
Laurel:
"Okay, okay. I get it, I get it. Jeez."
Ethan:
"Laurel Blair?"
Laurel:
"Yeah?"
Ethan:
"I will be your boyfriend."
Laurel:
"…"
Ethan:
"What now?!"
Laurel:
"I am just… I am so happy."
Ethan:
"Aww, you sappy noodle."
Laurel:
"Shut up and stop laughing!"
Ethan:
"Laurel, I Lau you."
Laurel:
"Now who's making the puns? But… I love you too."
Ethan:
"Good. Keep on doing that because if not, then my heart's gonna hold you hostage."
Laurel:
"Aww, you're so cheesy."
Ethan:
"Blame it on Theo, he made me eat so much cheese."
Laurel:
"Suuuuuure."
Ethan:
"For real!"
Laurel:
"Uh-huh, okayyyy…"
Ethan:
"You don't believe me! Bye!"
Bobfriend <3 ended the call.
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