Thursday ~ 3:41 pm
theostothanos:
Laurelllllllllllllllllllllll
Your Bob is annoying me *cries for infinity*
purple_pixie:
okay, first of all, "my Bob"?? seriously??? he's not my Bob
and second, what's he done?
theostothanos:
That weirdo is literally forcing me to paint my room green!!!!
Like what the hell is he imitating Shrek or something or what
purple_pixie:
LMAO!
that's so funny, ohmigosh!
green like Shrek oof-
also, i am just curious, are you guys like, always together or something?
theostothanos:
Yeah well of course you'd find it funny duh and we're always together because we live in the same apartment
purple_pixie:
whooaaaa, i didn't know that.
theostothanos:
Yeah let's get back to the topic!
He's been banging on my bedroom door for the past 10 minutes and that shithead has the audacity to even laugh!
purple_pixie:
i have a really interesting idea! do you have a paint bottle or something in your room?
theostothanos:
Ooooh *smirks*
I like where this is going
And I have those acrylic ones cause my younger sister always uses them whenever she comes over
And I swear those big bad boy bottles scare me
purple_pixie:
yasssss! even better!
throw it on his face as soon as you open the door.
remember: you have to BE QUICK!!!
theostothanos:
Gotcha, pixie!
You are secretly a devil dressed like a pixie *smirks*
purple_pixie:
spot on, Thanos!
now go and make me proud!
theostothanos:
Aye aye captain!
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