Sunday ~ 10:22 am
better-than-E:
Hi pixie isnt this how he talks to you I am so excited because I finally got to talk to you I mean "Bob" lmao never lets me talk to you nor does he ever give me your username so I took the chance to talk to you because hes bringing the snacks
I am in his bedroom btw and hes in the kitchen if youre wondering
purple_pixie:
OH, MY GOSH!
i think i just lost tons and tons of my brain cells reading that!
and who are you????
better-than-E:
Wait reading what I didnt write anything provocative did I aww pixie the least you can do is match my excitement and bitch about Bob
And im Bobs best friend Theodore but you can call me Thanos I wish I could tell you Bobs real name but then I am as good as dead :(
purple_pixie:
LMAO! i like you already bahahahaha but you're making me lose all my brain cells.
i think Thanos suits you well because with those lack of punctuation marks, you're gonna wipe out half the universe too!
better-than-E:
What how is it possible to kill just because I didnt use the punctuation marks that doesnt even make sense
purple_pixie:
oh no no no no no no!
have you not heard that once a judge had mistakenly put the comma in the wrong place? it got the man killed. a death sentence, to be precise. using punctuation marks is VERY important so that people don't end up losing their brain cells! and their lives as well!
better-than-E:
…
Oh of course. Well Im so used to this that I forgot its new for people but yeah I am too lazy to put a comma full stop question and exclamation mark and stuff so yeahhhh…
purple_pixie:
but… but… it gives me anxiety just to look at it lmao.
better-than-E:
Ah, well. Sorry for the slow typing but I was putting those punctuation marks for you.
Also, you're telling me but you don't even use the caps for the first letter?
purple_pixie:
*GASPS*!!
have you never heard of the small letter aesthetics??????
better-than-E:
Um… no?
purple_pixie:
that's a thing though uhuhuhuhu.
but never mind.
anyway so you had said earlier that Bob would kill you if you told me his name. soooooo…
does he talk about me?
better-than-E:
Ooooooooh, someone's interested I see
I hope you know that I am talking through his account and that he could read these chats, right?
But ajdjfjdjdjjfkfll sjsjdjekwksksmkskss
purple_pixie:
whoa, what the hell was that? O_O
Thanos? Thanos? Thanos??? ohmigosh, are you… are you dead? should i call 911????????
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This is one of my favorite chapters in this book because it was so fun to write about Thanos hahaha