• Due to the limited amount of time, Inori didn't have the chance to make a medicine that could lessen the effect of the marks. She was planning on making it if she survived, but since she died in the final battle, that research was entrusted to Aoi.
• Aoi, Kanao, and Yushiro worked together to create a medicine that could reduce the price of the marks. It took them three years to make it.
• The surviving pillars all lived past 25. They may not be able to have the same lifespan as a normal person, but they were able to extend their time by drinking the medicine monthly. Kanamaru took it upon himself to make sure that every marked pillar took the medicine. Sometimes, he has to get the other pillars (Tengen) to force-feed the medicine to the patients if they were difficult.
• After a lot of trials and errors for seven years, Aoi was able to make a medicine that healed Genya. Even though he wasn't able to run or do anything extreme, Genya can slowly walk again. He can also use his hands to lift light things, like chopsticks and small cups.
• Mitsuri and Obanai built a diner and named it Seiza [星座], which means constellation. The diner is known for its large portions and delicious desserts, especially manju. The diner was passed down to their descendants.
• Obanai and Mitsuri have four daughters and one son: Aiha, Shion, Miyuki, Seira, and Ryusei in that order.
• Since Ryusei is the only boy and looks so much like Obanai, Kaburamaru likes to wrap himself around him.
• Tengen and Mitsuri planned play dates between their children.
• Inori loves Tengen too, even if she kicks him almost every time they meet. Tengen considers Kyojuro and Inori to be more flamboyant than him, and the three of them get along well. Whenever they have free time, they go out to eat together.
• During her time as a demon slayer, Inori killed 1 demon progenitor, 2 upper moon demons, 28 lower moon demons, and 448 normal demons.
• Inori was the slayer with the highest number of demon moon kills.
• Inori's nickname amongst the pillars was 'demon magnet' and there was once a time when she was called the Magnet Pillar by Tengen. That nickname didn't last a day.
• Kanamaru and Ginko remain frenemies for the remainder of their long lives. Even after Ginko married Matsuemon (Tanjiro's crow), the two crows would meet up from time to time to yell at each other about how great their masters were. They always end up bawling afterward. The others, mainly the Kamado, Agatsuma, Hashibira families and the former pillars, would just shake their heads and give the two crows some snacks.
• Inori's overall stats:
- Aim: -∞/5
- Strength: 2/5
- Reflexes: 4/5
- Flexibility: 4/5
- Balance: 4/5
- Endurance: 5/5
- Stamina: 5/5
- Coordination: 5/5
- Speed: 6/5
- Agility: 6/5
- Technique: 7/5
• List of injuries sustained by the pillars during the final battle (the ones visible):
1. Himejima Gyomei: dead; lost his left leg.
2. Tomioka Giyu: alive; lost his right arm.
3. Iguro Obanai: alive; blind in both eyes.
4. Shinazugawa Sanemi: alive; lost two fingers in his right hand.
5. Rengoku Kyojuro: alive; his right arm got crushed, then amputated, blind in both eyes (his left eye had been crushed during the Infinity Train incident).
6. Kanroji Mitsuri: alive; lost her left foot.
7. Kocho Shinobu: dead; broken spine, and absorbed by Douma.
8. Tokito Muichiro: dead; lost his right arm, lost three fingers on his left hand, lost both his legs, blind in his right eye.
9. Hoshizora Inori: dead; lost her left arm, lost her right leg, lost her left ear.
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Pillars Random Ranking: How easy are they to talk to?
1. Kanroji Mitsuri
The Love Pillar is cheerful in nature and always has a big smile on her face. She's ranked first because she's often seen actively conversing with the untalkative Water Pillar. Her brightness is a sight for sore eyes, and everybody loves her. Please continue to smile and radiate happiness to those around you.
2. Rengoku Kyojuro
He's someone who is adored by his fellow pillars and juniors. He has a certain charm that just attracts people to him, not to mention his kindness and extremely caring attitude. However, he's slightly too quick to reach his own conclusions. Please listen to what others have to say too.
3. Kocho Shinobu
Her gentle smile and soothing voice made her rank third. She's kind and is highly trusted by her fellow pillars, so everyone is comfortable talking about their problems with her. She may be a bit scary at times, but that's all part of her charms. Please continue to smile even through the rainy days.
4. Uzui Tengen
He's very flashy and his arrogant words often make people angry. He has a thing for flamboyant people and often acts like a childish older brother to the younger pillars. He also likes to wrangle the adult pillars who are younger than him for a drink. He's very sociable and is well-liked by his fellow pillars. He's often seen bickering with the Star Pillar and getting kicked by her.
5. Hoshizora Inori
She knows more about others than she lets on, so she knows the right words to say. She gets along with even the scariest pillars, though she is often seen kicking the Sound Pillar, and that instilled fear within her juniors. Despite that, she is someone who is highly trusted and loved by her fellow slayers. However, her talks about the stars often overwhelm others, and her tendency to discard her personal health worries her fellow pillars.
6. Tomioka Giyu
He never talks, but he likes anybody who talks to him nicely. He has a hard time expressing himself and choosing the right words, so people misjudge him. Even though he's untalkative, he will still respond when someone talks to him, however short the response is.
7. Tokito Muichiro
He's always in a daze. He won't even realize if someone is talking to him because he was too busy wondering what the name of the butterfly that just passed was. His words are also harsh, so people tend to stay away from him. He doesn't care for others because he'll forget about them soon. He's the second youngest, so his fellow pillars have a soft spot for him and don't mind his indifference. But it seems like he gets along with the Star Pillar and even remembers her.
8. Himejima Gyomei
He is highly respected by his fellow pillars, but most of his juniors are scared of him. The sight of him shedding tears while chanting the nenbutsu is unnerving. However, he's often seen conversing with the Love Pillar and the Star Pillar, particularly about cats.
9. Iguro Obanai
His sharp glare and snake might be the cause of his low ranking. He's very judgmental and likes to speak in brutal words, so his juniors are scared of him. But it looks like he gets along with the Wind Pillar and the Star Pillar. He's also rumored to be in love with the Love Pillar.
10. Shinazugawa Sanemi
In last place, the Wind Pillar with his fierce look and violent personality. He's the most difficult to talk to because people are often too afraid to even approach him. He doesn't hesitate to verbally or even physically lash out at anyone who gets on his nerves. He's rude even to his fellow pillars and little brother. But he's often seen hanging out with the Star Pillar, either in the form of training, joint missions, or rare lunches. Someone once saw him give the Star Pillar her signature haori. His closeness with the Star Pillar decreases the fear the juniors have of him, though not by much. Could it be that he's actually kind?
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Pillars Random Ranking: Who is the fastest in a straight race?
1. Uzui Tengen
A shinobi through and through. The way he seemingly disappeared into thin air in an instant surprised his peers.
2. Shinazugawa Sanemi
They say the way he runs is like a gust of wind, so fast and leaving others in the dust.
3. Hoshizora Inori
She stepped on the Wind Pillar's head to get second place, so she's officially demoted to third place. Maybe she could rank higher if her legs were longer.
4. Himejima Gyomei
For someone so big, he's very fast. There were reports claiming the way he runs was intimidating and scary. They even say that the earth rumbles when the Stone Pillar runs.
5. Kocho Shinobu
She's very light on her feet and runs gracefully like a butterfly. However, she has slightly less stamina, so she couldn't keep the speed up.
6. Rengoku Kyojuro
He charged forward with a force similar to that of a raging fire. What a marvelous display of speed from such a passionate man.
7. Tomioka Giyu
As if he was the flowing water of a river, the Water Pillar runs at a high speed. It's such a shame that he didn't manage to rank higher.
8. Iguro Obanai
It must've been because he runs in slithering motions like that of a serpent. He surely would thrive better in an obstacle course than in a straight race.
9. Tokito Muichiro
Did he perhaps get lost in the middle of the race? It was quite the distance, after all. He's a first-rate pillar whose presence is like mist, shrouded and stealthy, so maybe he was focusing on being stealthy rather than fast?
10. Kanroji Mitsuri
For someone with one of the quickest, if not the quickest, techniques, the Love Pillar's running speed is ranked last amongst the pillars. Though it seems this was because she raced just after having lunch.
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Pillars Random Ranking: Why are they considered scary (to humans)?
1. Kocho Shinobu
Nobody likes getting forcibly sedated by a thirty-centimeter-long needle because they were a bit uncooperative in the process of recovering (side-eyeing the Wind Pillar). Plus, some demons needed to be experimented on for the sake of making a lethal poison, and some poisons caused slow and agonizing deaths. The way her sweet voice talked about gory things is also very terrifying. She will smile off any insult aimed towards her, but any insults to her butterfly girls will result in trauma worse than death.
2. Iguro Obanai
Whoever likes being tied up and used as training dummies isn't right in the head, neither is the Serpent Pillar who ties his juniors up and uses them as an obstacle course. Why does the master even allow him to do that? Is everything justified in the name of training?
3. Shinazugawa Sanemi
His death threats are apparently white noises to the other pillars? Well, that wasn't something every demon slayer knew now, was it? The Wind Pillar's harsh mouth and unfiltered choice of words often render others, demons and humans, to tears. He looks like a beast going on a rampage during the Pillar Training. The other slayers cried tears of joy when their training with the Wind Pillar got suspended due to his scuffle with Tanjiro.
4. Hoshizora Inori
The Star Pillar is also a medic, and she knows how to make strong sedatives. Though her sedatives seldom involve needles, she knows where to hit to knock people out painlessly. Yes, everybody knows she has strong legs, so stop kicking men in the no-no area, please. The corps is, after all, mostly filled with men. Also, why does her estate have a room with a metal door and chains on the bed?
5. Himejima Gyomei
Why is this man crying? Does he know that his tears only made him look scarier? The Stone Pillar is well-respected by his fellow pillars, but the others are intimidated by his size and his tendency to chant the nenbutsu while crying. He looks like he's trying to exorcise the life out of people. Though he looks very cute when he cuddles the stray cats near his home. How amusing.
6. Tokito Muichiro
Someone get a filter for this kid's mouth. There is only so much others can take before they burst into tears at the Mist Pillar's harsh words. It's a good thing the Mist Pillar doesn't have the Wind Pillar's temperament. Otherwise, he would've ranked higher.
7. Tomioka Giyu
The blank-eyed stare he gives whenever people try talking to him is unnerving. But the air of awkwardness around him just makes him look like a lost cat. He stays away from the other slayers, including his fellow pillars, so not much is known about him to make people feel scared. Then again, his title as the Water Pillar alone is very scary.
8. Uzui Tengen
Annoying and flashy, yes, but the Sound Pillar isn't someone others classify as scary. Though there are instances when the poor slayers who got teamed up with him got scared of his bombastic (literally) techniques. Though the glare he gave when he heard people sneering at him for having three wives was scary. (Because their words insulted his wives)
9. Rengoku Kyojuro
His training program is merciless and scary, but the Flame Pillar has a bright personality and a radiant smile that puts others at ease. As long as they're not forced to do his training, then the Flame Pillar was one of the kindest and friendliest pillars in the corps.
10. Kanroji Mitsuri
Who can ever consider the lovable and cute Love Pillar scary? Well, her sword is so weird that others got freaked out, but the way she moves is so graceful and pretty. Her words and voice are always kind, and she's so sweet.
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Pillars Random Ranking: Which teamwork is the best?
Even though the pillars don't often have missions together, if they were to work together, which combination is considered the best? Let's rank based on the number of demon kills and the coordination of their teamwork. (Nicknames created by Uzui Tengen)
1. Shinazugawa Sanemi and Hoshizora Inori (The Feral Bait Duo)
Whenever the Wind Pillar and the Star Pillar go on a mission together, at least one demon moon will die. There is no demon that has ever escaped the teamwork of these two. Their good relationship and understanding of each other further solidify their teamwork as the best of the best. However, someone needs to get them to stop and rest before their body shut down from overexertion.
2. Hoshizora Inori and Tokito Muichiro (The Stupid Sassy Geniuses)
Contrary to popular belief, the official couple among the pillars don't often have missions together. However, the way they work together as if they could read each other's minds is amazing, as expected of close friends-turned-lovers. Additionally, their teamwork doesn't only cover killing demons, but also destroying their self-esteem in the worst way possible.
3. Uzui Tengen, Rengoku Kyojuro, and Hoshizora Inori (The Flamboyant Trio)
Damage control doesn't exist when these three are put in one team. The flashy thing about their teamwork isn't only the Sound Pillar's bombs or the Flame Pillar's loud voice or the Star Pillar's hair, but also the lack of openings in their united attacks. But they appear to work less flawlessly finishing a massive feast because the Sound Pillar bickers so much with the Star Pillar.
4. Kocho Shinobu and Hoshizora Inori (The Poisoners)
The Insect Pillar and the Star Pillar don't only work together in the field, but also in their labs. For a combination that lacks raw strength, these two scare demons more than the Wind Pillar with their poisons. Field research always ends up with multiple vials filled with demon blood and an even stronger poison formula in the making. How scary.
5. Shinazugawa Sanemi and Himejima Gyomei (The Invincible Duo)
This one is pretty self-explanatory. When these two are paired together, however rare it was, no demon shall escape them. Unfortunately, the two of them are so busy that they don't often have time to train or go on missions together. The Stone Pillar may be the strongest, but it's not as if he can attract demon moons like a magnet, so the Wind Pillar seeks out the assistance of the Star Pillar more than the Stone Pillar. Still, their teamwork is the deadliest in the corps.
6. Shinazugawa Sanemi and Iguro Obanai (The Evil Angry Duo)
May the stars have mercy on the demons these two are hunting because these two would not. Their combination is so brutal that everyone can tell just how much they despise demons. Fortunately for the demons, the number of times they have had missions together can be counted with two hands, and they always end up facing a rather insignificant demon.
7. Kanroji Mitsuri and Hoshizora Inori (The Dancers)
Dancing and gymnastics are basically the same, right? The teamwork of these two sweet tooths is so beautiful and graceful, yet so deadly too. With their fast techniques, the Love Pillar and the Star Pillar make quick work of their performance and go out to eat some sweets after the mission.
8. Shinazugawa Sanemi and Kocho Shinobu (The Devil-Angel Duo)
Who is the devil and who is the angel? That is something that is still up for debate. The Wind Pillar's grin is just a bit too wide for someone draining the blood out of a disintegrating demon, and the way the Insect Pillar calmly explains the effects of her poison to a dying demon is unnerving. Nevertheless, this is quite an unexpected combination.
9. Shinazugawa Sanemi and Tomioka Giyu (The Oil and Water Duo)
Sharing the same goal, these two do work together rather flawlessly. Maybe it's because they (the Wind Pillar) can't stand each other (the Water Pillar) that they always finish things up quickly. Perhaps their teamwork would be even more flawless if they were to have just one heartfelt conversation.
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Some incorrect quotes ft. the pillars (I had so much fun making this)
Pillars/The entirety of the Demon Slayer Corps to Muzan: If karma doesn't kill you, then I fucking will!
Pillars: What can therapy do for me that slaughtering demons until I die can't?
*Inori is talking about her past*
Inori: I guess it was that day, when I was chosen to dance to death or get burned to death, that I realize living will be really painful.
Mitsuri: This is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!
Kyojuro: Oh, I'm sure it gets better!
Inori: Ha! No. At ten, things really took a turn for the worse.
Inori: If Tomioka-san and I are drowning, who would you save?
Sanemi: You two can't swim?
Inori: It was a hypothetical question. Who would you save?
Sanemi: My time and effort.
Inori: Iguro-san?
Iguro: Kaburamaru doesn't like getting wet.
Inori: *Accidentally hits Obanai in the face*
Inori: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Inori: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Obanai: What's wrong with you?!
Inori: Hey.
Sanemi: What?
Inori: I can't sleep.
Sanemi: I can. Goodnight.
Inori: I have a problem.
Sanemi: Kill it.
Inori: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
Inori: How do I deal with my emotions?
Sanemi: Kill demons.
Inori: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a calmer solution.
Sanemi: Kill demons calmly.
Sanemi: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Inori: Isn't that just killing people?
Sanemi: Ah, technicality.
Sanemi: Someone will die.
Inori: Of fun!
Inori, crying because she failed to defeat a lower moon demon (yeah, this happens sometimes): I can't believe I lost. I'm a failure. What should I do now?
Sanemi, who gives no shit: What the fuck are you talking about?
Sanemi: You are the STAR PILLAR!
*stands up and whacks Inori's head with his sheathed sword repeatedly*
Sanemi: My god, pull yourself together!
Sanemi: What should you do—is that even a question?!
Sanemi: You will show those demons that you are the fucking Star Pillar of the Demon Slaying Corps! Remind Kibutsuji Muzan that you are a PILLAR who will keep sending the heads of his stupid demon moons to his feet because you're not weak!
*whacks her head one more time*
Sanemi: You know how to bait those demon moons! Go! Confront those demons! Fight! Win!
Sanemi, grinning ferally: And tell your crow to call me when you're done, I enjoy our sparring sessions.
Sanemi: You shouldn't bottle up your anger! Go apeshit! Go feral!
Inori, holding back her tears and screams: Nooooo!
*Sanemi seeing Inori go absolutely feral against Upper Moon One and Muzan*
Sanemi: THAT'S MY GIRL! YOU GO, BRAT!
Tengen: The kid and I told Shinazugawa his ears flush when he lies.
Kyojuro: Why?
Inori: Look at this.
Inori: Hey, Shinazugawa-san! Do you love us?
Sanemi, covering his ears: No.
Kyojuro: 😃
Sanemi and Inori, two idiots who put themselves up as bait: We had fun hunting that demon moon, didn't we?
A poor slayer who got roped into their mission: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Inori: Love is found in someone who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars.
Sanemi: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 am to go look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Inori: ☹️
Inori: You're the love of my life and my best friend. I will do anything for you.
Muichiro: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Inori: Absolutely fucking not.
Inori: Remember when Muichiro was romantic to me?
Tengen: Kid, he forgot your last name.
Random demon: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Tengen and Inori: That's why I carry two swords (+ bombs, poison, kunai).
Tengen: I was arrested for being too cool.
Inori: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Inori: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Tengen: You're, like, 10!
Inori: I MIGHT DIE AT 20!
Inori: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?
Muichiro: Wait, what's the difference?
Inori: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
Mitsuri: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Inori: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Giyu: My childhood innocence. Thank you for finding this.
Shinobu: I knew I lost that hope somewhere.
Sanemi: Happiness! Oh, how I missed you!
Tengen: My potential, is that you?
Gyomei: My love for children, I've finally found you.
Muichiro: Are those my memories?
Iguro: My will to live, how many years has it been?
Kyojuro: I knew my father's love was just around the corner!
Mitsuri: I was just going to show you this cool trunk my mother sent me, but do you guys need a hug?
Tengen: I love that 'take out' means food, dating, or murder.
Inori: If you're a praying mantis, it can be all three.
Tengen *fighting Gyutaro*: The kid fucking jinxed me.
Inori: Uzui-san, one of my fish is missing! Can you help me find it?
Tengen, in the kitchen, grilling fish: What? I can't hear you! The stove's too loud!
Tengen: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Inori: What did you do?
Tengen: Nobody died.
Inori: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Inori, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Muichiro, permanently invited: Welcome home.
Tengen, full-time Inori-annoyer: What's up?
Kyojuro, wants to invite Inori for lunch: Hi!
Mitsuri, also wants to have lunch with Inori: Hello.
Inori: I left my estate doors open for medical and emergency reasons.
Sanemi: I need a sparring partner. It's an emergency.
Obanai: We need to distract these guys
Tengen: Leave it to me
Tengen: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Inori and Shinobu: *Immediately begin their scientific discussion*
The other pillars, watching in horror: Oh, no. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
Tengen: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have smaller bodies to bottle up all their emotions.
Sanemi: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
Mitsuri: Wasps.
Kyojuro: Scorpions.
Gyomei: Children.
Tengen: Kocho and the kid.
Shinobu: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Kyojuro: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Sanemi: Then, you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Rengoku, learn to listen.
Mitsuri: What if it bites itself and I die?
Obanai: That's voodoo.
Muichiro: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Gyomei: That's a correlation, not causation.
Inori: What if we bite each other, and neither of us dies?
Tengen: That's kinky.
Shinobu: Oh my God.
Inori: We need a plan.
Sanemi: I have an idea.
Inori: Oyakata-sama said no murder.
Sanemi: I no longer have an idea.
Inori: You need to react when people cry.
Muichiro: I do react.
Inori: Let me rephrase that. You need to not roll your eyes when people cry.
Inori: I will find some antidotes and bandages...if you two can manage to not kill Tomioka-san while I'm gone.
Sanemi: Oh, please. We're not children.
*Inori, resigned and skeptical, leaves*
Sanemi, casually: Eat shit and die, Tomioka.
Obanai, also casually: Yes, fuck you, Tomioka.
Giyu: What did I ever do to you?
Giyu: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Obanai: If?
Sanemi: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and you might not even die.
Kagaya, prior to sending two pillars to investigate Shinku: Obanai, please keep an eye on Giyu. He might say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Obanai: Sure, I'd love to see Tomioka get punched.
Kagaya: Try again.
Obanai: I will stop Tomioka from getting punched.
Tengen: When I met you, I thought you were a real bitch.
Inori: What changed your mind?
Tengen: Oh, I still think you're a bitch, I've just grown to like that about you.
Inori: Where is Rengoku-san?
Muichiro: I'll do you one better, who is Rengoku-san??
Tengen: Here's a better question, why is Rengoku?
Dead spirits: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Inori.
Princess Yua and Yoriichi who are also dead: You just said it again.
Inori: ...
Dead spirits: I am not a good role model.
Tengen: Hey, kid, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Inori: Yeah.
Tengen: And you, Tokito?
Muichiro: Umm...yes?
Tengen: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Mitsuri in the distance: Did he just—
Inori: How's the most beautiful person here~?
Muichiro: I don't know, how are you~?
Inori, flustered: I—
Tengen, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
What Shinobu wanted to say to Douma: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Kocho Shinobu lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's going to burn you from the fucking inside! With the lemons! I'm going to get Inori-chan to make a lemon bomb that burns you from the inside! Rot in hell, scumbag!
Mitsuri: Do you have a self-care routine?
Shinobu: "Keep going, bitch" said to myself in different accents.
Mitsuri: My heart beats faster around Iguro-san. Is this a sign of love?
Shinobu: Based on my medical diagnosis, you are having a heart attack.
Mitsuri: Hey, Inori-chan? Can I get some dating advice?
Inori: Just because I'm with Muichiro doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Mitsuri: Come on. Nobody actually believes that Iguro-san is in love with me.
Tengen, to the pillars: Raise your hand if you think that Iguro is helplessly in love with Kanroji.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Tengen: Iguro, put your hand down.
Sanemi: Why is Iguro crying on the floor?
Tengen: He's drunk.
Sanemi: And?
Tengen: He saw a picture of Kanroji's husband.
Sanemi: But he is Kanroji's husband.
Tengen: I know.
Inori: I've only met Naho-chan, Sumi-chan, Kiyo-chan, and Senjuro-kun for ten minutes, but if anything happens to them, I will kill everyone in this world and then myself.
Muichiro: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Inori: It means you were the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Muichiro: But what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Inori: Muichiro, they...they weren't always orphans.
Muichiro: ...
Muichiro: Oh.
Inori: So, what's it like being Yuichiro's brother?
Muichiro: Once, I asked him for a glass of water while he was mad at me, and he brought me a glass of ice and said, 'wait'.
*If the Taisho era has phones*
Sanemi: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Mitsuri: >:O language.
Inori: Yeah, watch your fucking language.
Tengen: OKAY, WHO TAUGHT THE KID THE FUCK WORD?
Obanai: 'The fuck word'.
Gyomei: Are you stupid? You guys use the f-word all the time.
Tengen: Oh my god, he censored it.
Muichiro: Say fuck, Himejima-san.
Tengen: Do it, Himejima-san. Say fuck.
*If the Taisho era has credit cards*
Inori: We need to get through this locked door! Quick, Uzui-san, give me your credit card!
Tengen: Here.
Inori, pocketing it: Thank you. Now, Rengoku-san, please kick the door down.
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A/N: If you guys have questions about this book (the idea behind it, how long it took me, why is the plot like that, etc) or about just anything, just ask them. I love to ramble, so chances are you'll get your answer.