i'm deciding if she gonna be like nat and yelena's sis or daughter?
WAIT OOH
WHAT ABOUT WANDA'S LITTLE SIS
WAIT HOW BOUT A RANDOM GIRL THEY HAVE FROM SOKOVIA LMAO
JKKKK
that's better
okay y/n is idk 8-10 here ig. the reason she has a phone is because she won a bet with tony.
(it'll be in this oneshot)
how i feel atm
"Hey Y/n!" Tony called.
"Yes Tony?" Y/n replied, with her Sokovian accent.
"How much vodka shots do you think you can handle?"
"A lot."
"Like how much?" Tony asked.
"Mm...a lot."
"Wanna make a bet? You and I, one on one, see who can get the most in one minute."
"What do I get?"
"Hm....how about....a phone?"
"Oh my gosh! Yeah! The black box with the glowy lines!" Y/n cheered.
Tony stared at the girl, before nodding his head.
"Clint! Sam! Get down here!" Tony hollered.
"What?" They asked.
"Okay, so, Y/n and I are doing a little competition. Whoever can drink the most shots in a minute wins. Oh, also, Y/n, if you lose, you have to um...I dunno," Tony paused.
"Sounds fun," Clint rubbed his hands together.
They poured the glasses, and set the timer.
"3....2....1....GO!"
*them drinking shots really fast, and Tony struggling, while Y/n isn't even phased*
"5...4....3....2...1, time!"
"Oooh, Y/n beat Tony by...4 shot glasses! Damn!"
"Here's your phone, Y/n," Tony rolled his eyes.
I mean, it didn't really matter, Tony was rich.
"What's going on here," Natasha squinted her eyes.
"Umm, nothing!" Clint smiled.
"Barton, everyone knows you're a terrible liar. Now what's with the shot glasses..."
Natasha scanned everyone, bending down to Y/n.
"Y/n, hunny, what were they doing?" Natasha asked, sweetly.
Y/n loved Natasha like her own mama...
"Well, Tony w-"
"Yep...uh Tony, he wanted to have some shots for himself," Tony corrected.
"HAHA! HELL NO...TONY MADE A BET WITH Y/N TO SEE WHO COULD DRINK THE MOST, AND TONY GAVE Y/N A PHONE," Sam ratted them out.
Natasha inhaled, "Tony, let's go, now."
"W-what about Y/n..."
"I'm sorry, who was the one who brought this up?" Natasha smiled.
"But I-"
"Mm mm, Tony, come with me."
"Sam add me to chat!" Y/n giggled, running to the boys.
"Okay! I gave you the names," Sam replied.
*just pretend you can do that with sTaRk technology*
*AND OMG PRETEND PIETRO IS ALIVE*
*also part of these conversations are inspired by tiktoks*
Y/n: hi
Wanda: Y/n? Why do you have a phone?
Y/n: dunno
Pietro: finally
Clint: i know
Clint: about damn time
Steve: Language around a child, Clint!
Y/n: oh well
Y/n: can i say a bad word
Sam: yes
Y/n: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD
Wanda: No!
Y/n: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!
Wanda: Y/N MAXIMOFF!
Pietro: uh oh
Sam: lmfaoooo
Wanda: Y/n, get down here. RIGHT. NOW!
Y/n: noooooo
Pietro: i will don't worry
Pietro zoomed and picked Y/n up, "You didn't see that coming?"
*i can't i'm sorry ;-;*
"Y/N! Where did you learn those words?" Wanda sat in front of Y/n.
"Umm..." Y/n looked around, "I dunno."
"Well we don't say that. Now no phone for a week. You are grounded," Wanda commanded.
Y/n crossed her arms and huffed, stomping up the stairs, slamming her door. Y/n flopped on the bed, grumbling. What a day!
hi guys
that's short
but oh well
hope you liked it
if you want part two i have an idea
and i'm so sorry if i forgot yours, i have been really busy
i love you 3000
[Sep 18, 2021]