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Julie Stone was a regular girl; she lived in an orphanage, had some friends, and every now and then would ban... More

โ”€ *โ€ข. TWISTS
โ”€ *+. CAST
โ”€ *โ€ข. PART ONE
โ”€ โฐโฐ.GONE WITH THE BUS
โ”€ โฐยน. FIONA GREENWATER OR SOMETHING
โ”€ โฐยฒ. NO, IT'S THE MILKMAN
โ”€ โฐยณ. BLACK DOG, GOOD. RAT, BAD.
โ”€ โฐโด. GERROFF HIM, NEBULA!
โ”€ โฐโต. LIKE A FAIRY GODMOTHER
โ”€ โฐโถ. BEAUTIFUL CREATION, MOVIES ARE
โ”€ โฐโท. YOU'RE NOT OUT OF STINK
โ”€ โฐโธ. HAROLD JEREMY POTTERY
โ”€ โฐโน. BLACK MUST BE A DOG WITH A BONE
โ”€ ยนโฐ. DO NOT FRET, PROFESSOR
โ”€ ยนยน. FYI, MOONY IS A BLOODY ARSEHOLE
โ”€ ยนยฒ. WE'RE DANCING, OF COURSE!
โ”€ ยนยณ. MR. PRONGS WOULD BE PROUD!
โ”€ ยนโด. MY EGO PROBABLY GREW TOO
โ”€ ยนโต. I'M NOT GONNA SAY 'I TOLD YOU SO'
โ”€ ยนโถ. NOW SHUT IT, PRONGSLET!
โ”€ ยนโท. CAN WE LEAVE SNIVELLOUS HERE?
โ”€ ยนโธ. IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
โ”€ ยนโน. I WANTED TO DROP OUT OF HERBOLOGY
โ”€ *โ€ข. PART TWO
โ”€ โฐยน. IT'S YOU I'VE BEEN SEEING ALL YEAR?
โ”€ โฐยฒ. AWW, THAT WAS STARTING TO GET VIOLENT
โ”€ โฐยณ. GERROFF ME, YOU FAT-ARSES!
โ”€ โฐโด. LIKE HE HAS A BROOM UP HIS ARSE
โ”€ โฐโต. WRITE IT IN A LETTER AND OWL ME
โ”€ โฐโถ. YOU WISH YOU HAD HAIR AS GOOD AS MINE!
โ”€ โฐโท. YOU GET ME SO WELL, WILLIAM!
โ”€ โฐโธ. THEIR HAIR IS GOING TO GET ALL FRIZZY AND UGLY
โ”€ โฐโน. STRAIGHT TO THE LIONS' DEN
โ”€ ยนโฐ. LITTLE RAY OF PITCH BLACK, MALLOY
โ”€ ยนยน. GOSH, I'M SUCH A MESS
โ”€ ยนยฒ. IT'S FRENCH, YOU MORON
โ”€ ยนยณ. DO YOU WANT SOME OF MY FASHION MAGAZINES?
โ”€ ยนโด. NICE TO MEET YOU, WALL
โ”€ยนโต. SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE
โ”€ ยนโถ. I'LL CALL OBI-WAN!
โ”€ ยนโท. AREN'T I IN YOUR HEAD ALREADY?
โ”€ ยนโธ. I SHOT ONE WITH A CROSSBOW
โ”€ ยนโน. TEMPTED TO OBLIVIATE MYSELF...
โ”€ ยฒโฐ. DID YOU JUST INSULT THE BLACK HAIR?
โ”€ ยฒยน. SINCE WHEN DO YOU FAIL?
โ”€ ยฒยฒ. THWARTED, ONCE AGAIN, BY HARRY POTTER
โ”€ ยฒยณ. IS SIRIUS BLACK MY FATHER?
โ”€ ยฒโด. DON'T FORGET THE INCANTATION
โ”€ *โ€ข. PART THREE
โ”€ โฐยน. THAT MADE THE CHOICE EASIER
โ”€ โฐยฒ. I SAW YOUR SHOE!
โ”€ โฐยณ. BLOODY DRAMATIC INTRODUCTION
โ”€ โฐโด. YOU LOOKED LIKE A HEADLESS CHICKEN
โ”€ โฐโต. A BLOODY MARAUDER OFFSPRING
โ”€ โฐโถ. HE TURNED OUT TO BE A MANIAC
โ”€ โฐโท. WE NEVER SAID YOU WERE CLEVER, HARRY
โ”€ โฐโธ. YOU'LL CATCH FLIES, BLACK
โ”€ โฐโน. MESSRS. PRONGSLET, PARSON, AND MS. DAME
โ”€ ยนโฐ. REVENGE IS BETTER SERVED COLD
โ”€ ยนยน. YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL WITCH YOURSELF
โ”€ ยนยฒ. FUDGE IS A MORONIC ARSEHOLE
โ”€ ยนยณ. DO YOU PINKY SWEAR?
โ”€ ยนโด. YOU DON'T KNOW OLIVIA TAYLOR?!
โ”€ ยนโต. I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM DIE, MUM. . . .
โ”€ ยนโถ. NEIL JUST KILLED HIMSELF. . . .
โ”€ ยนโท. I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S NOT BLOODY THERE!
โ”€ ยนโธ. WHAT IF I CAN'T SAVE HIM, HARRY?
โ”€ *โ€ข. PART FOUR
โ”€ โฐยน. GUYS, I CAN BRING YOU ALL BACK!
โ”€ โฐยฒ. I CAN FINALLY TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY
โ”€ โฐยณ. FREDDIE! YOU JUST RUINED MY STORY!
โ”€ โฐโด. THERE AREN'T ANY RULES IN THIS GAME!
โ”€ โฐโต. YOUR BABIES ARE GONNA BE GORGEOUS
โ”€ โฐโถ. THE PANDA LOOK SUITS YOU, DARLING
โ”€ โฐโท. THE MAJORITY OF THEM ARE ALREADY INBRED
โ”€ โฐโธ. AND FRED WEASLEY'S COLOGNE
โ”€ โฐโน. YOU WERE KNOCKED OUT
โ”€ ยนโฐ. I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE, FREDDIE
โ”€ ยนยน. I MISSED HARRY ON CRACK!
โ”€ ยนยฒ. HOW LAVENDER DEALS WITH HER EXES
โ”€ ยนยณ. THAT'S NOT FRIGHTENING. . . .
โ”€ ยนโด. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, YOU MUTT
โ”€ยนโต. NOT EVERYONE IS BRAVE ENOUGH
โ”€ ยนโถ. DUMBLEDORE WAS BLOODY STUBBORN
โ”€ *โ€ข. PART FIVE
โ”€ โฐยน. OI! I CAN MAKE SCRAMBLED EGGS!
โ”€ โฐยฒ. FIGHT, SURVIVE, HELP OTHERS SURVIVE
โ”€ โฐยณ. MY NOSE IS PERFECT, REMUS!
โ”€ โฐโด. DON'T FREAK OUT
โ”€ โฐโต. I HAD TO LIKE NORA
โ”€ โฐโถ. MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR YOU
โ”€ โฐโท. BEING RECKLESS IS GETTING OLD
โ”€ โฐโธ. DON'T YOU THINK, BELLA?
โ”€ โฐโน. TO CORRUPT LUPIN'S KID
โ”€ ยนโฐ. WE HEARD A VEELA SQUEAL
โ”€ ยนยน. A WASTE OF PURE BLOOD
โ”€ ยนยฒ. SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?
โ”€ ยนยณ. ENJOY THE UNKNOWN. ENJOY LIFE
โ”€ ยนโฐโฐ. GONE WITH THE TRAIN
โ”€ *โ€ข. PREQUEL SAMPLE

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Julie Stone was a regular girl; she lived in an orphanage, had some friends, and every now and then would bang her head against the wall due to stres...

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𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄



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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘭𝘺 𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴

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❝ HONEY, I'M HOME! ❞

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❝ Our boy is so grown up.❞

❝ Practically hunts Horcruxes on his own.  ❞

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❝ I lost it ❞

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❝ I think I just saw a ghost. . . . ❞

❝ What?. . . That's crazy. . .   ❞




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