Main pairing: Kyoutani Kentarou x Yahaba Shigeru
Other pairing(s): Iwaoi (Iwaizumi x Oikawa) if you squint like a mom trying to read without her glasses on
Warnings: None
Time: Pre-timeskip
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(AU: Trans Iwaizumi and Kyoutani)
Watari: Oikawa-san, why do you call Iwaizumi-san Iwa-chan?
Oikawa: Oh, it's a childhood nickname.
Yahaba: But... Why Iwa-chan and not Iwa-kun?
Oikawa: Um... That... I don't want to say...
Iwaizumi: Go on, it doesn't bother me.
Oikawa: Really?
Iwaizumi: Geez, Kawa. It's not that big of a deal. It's cause I'm trans.
Matsukawa: Oh... So you use she/her pronouns?
Iwaizumi: I'm a trans guy you idiot!
Hanamaki: Oh. Great.
*Iwaizumi, snorting*: Wow, you guys are terrible at this.
Yahaba: Do you have a preferred name, or...
Iwaizumi: Nah. Hajime is an androgynous name, so I don't mind. (idk if it is but i was too lazy to search for names)
Oikawa: Wow, Yahaba, you don't seem shaken at all.
Yahaba: Well, my boyfriend-
Oikawa: Wait. Pause, you have a boyfriend?
Yahaba: Yeah, for about 3 months now. Anyways, my boyfriend thought you might be trans.
Iwaizumi: How-
Yahaba: Well... I can't say that...
Kyoutani: I don't care. I was going to come out anyways.
Watari: What? Wait-
Kyoutani: Yes, yes. I'm trans too.
Watari: Yahaba finally asked you out?! Oh thank god.
Kyoutani: Huh?
Watari: He's been going on about how hot you ar-
*Yahaba, chuckling nervously*: Ok, ok, we get your point, Watari. That's enough, thank you.
Kyoutani: No, no, I want to hear more. What else did he say about me?
Watari: Well, he'd start off about how annoying you are, then he'd say that you're annoyingly pretty and then he'd move on to pretty, then to hot and then-
*Yahaba, blushing furiously*: Watari, if you don't want to be exposed, shut your mouth.
Watari: What? You're gonna out me?
*Yahaba, now kind of sad*: I would never do that. Do you trust me that little?
Watari: No, sorry.
*Yahaba pouts*
Watari: C'mon, dude. Don't pout.
*Kyoutani grabs Yahaba's chin and kisses him*
Kyoutani: Stop pouting idiot. It doesn't suit you.
Yahaba: Oh yeah? What does?
Kyoutani: A smile.
*Yahaba blushes*
Oikawa: What day is it today? Making Yahaba blush? Also, Watari, you're gay?
Watari: No, God no.
Iwaizumi: You sound offended... Are you... homophobic?
Watari: I'm aro/ace.
Oikawa: Oh. That makes more sense.
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I love headcannoning Watari as aro/ace lmao