Kim Jisoo has two greatest treasure. One is her fiance, Park Jinyoung whom is far away, two is … … Keke, of course not me. I probably ranked in the list of things she likes … … and so on! Jisoo’s second baby is her car. So ruined her car, like someone else while she was out with her man, perhaps more serious than this point. The result is that she will first impose a cruel blow on your body, and then tortured revolutionary martyr-like you. Glad that they still have a strong mind as a broken support, she will smile and with a psychologist professional means to use mental distorted mind distorted to achieve the ultimate effect in both form and spirit. Finally, you will become the cosmic dust to be considered satisfied for her.
Jisoo’s car is back! Perfect. I am finally relieved. But the other side, as an accomplice of Taehyung whom did not consciously accomplice, but successfully transformed into a extortionist.
He tortured me from the open to the dark, to the underground, from the public to private. As a result, the running of the Lisa in addition to working hours, outside of all the time. Running from Taehyung’s home to the supermarkets, then back to Taehyung’s home to pet clinics, and then got to his home and to the dry cleaners such lines, really become A-Class nanny.
More sad reminder is that when I was ordered to finish the day with the shopping and beauty back to his house. When knocking on the door, saw his low emotional look face “Didn’t I tell you to come back at half-past two?”
“Now it is two-twenty five. Not so bad…. five minutes…..” I said.
“Who say it is not bad! Because you had disturb by sleep, I have to go back and add thirty minutes of sleep. Wait outside. Knock on the door at three o’clock. Earlier by a second also cannot, OK!” Finished and bang! The door were closed on my face. I rubbed my poor nose.
I looked blackly squatting down on the side with the shopping, actually felt that the dog had the “you are really unlucky” expression. I suddenly felt a lower-ranking slaves of the ancient Greece also have higher dignity status.
Jisoo who just got back from overseas turned and looked at me. “I do not see what is worth inside here for you to sell your body to seek glory.”
“I……” I whispered, do not know how to answer her.
“No, mainly because I have a good heart.”
“He threatens you? Sure enough, it is worthy of the Kim. The wind blows the first-class martial arts. I only dodge a few.”
“He’s not helping me pay off … he’s threatening me with work,” I said vaguely.
“You studied law. How to follow a law-blind like. This thing can threaten to live with you? Public and private matter, take the public’s private accounts, considered how the matter.”
“So has been unable to bear to abandon him.”
“You are morally upset. You are not up to his level.”
On the weekend evening, Taehyung asked me to be his caddy when he play goft. Jisoo angrily rushed out to negotiate with Taehyung, wanting to help me.
Taehyung courteously greet her slowly and slowly said “Did Lalisa tell you that apart from her owing the company money, what else has she done?”
I stood hiding behind Jisoo, desperately winking to Taehyung. Jisoo turned and looked at me suspiciously. I pretended to look innocent. However, the fact once again proven that Taehyung will not give up opportunity to add insult to injury.
I heard him say “In additional to owing money for a long time after the night, she discovered this fact the next say. So in her excitement, she smashed a car by the roadside. Who is the owner of the car, I do not know. All I know is that it is a navy blue Mercedes.”
Jisoo suddenly realized, turn back, glaring at me.
“No, there are a lot of blue-colored Mercedes-Benz on the street … …” I tried my level best in getting out of the situation.
“But after smashing the car, she painfully pulled my hand, begging me to help to get the car repaired. And said that till death also not to let you know.” Taehyung touched the chin, “really puzzling and strange request.”
“You continue to do your coolies!” Jisoo said to me. She then solemnly shook hands with Taehyung. “As the senior, I thank you for giving her a good opportunity for such a good transformation of labor.”
“It is my honor.” Taehyung did a pretentious hat off gesture.
“Of course, as Lalisa’s boss, I have poor supervision of subordinates. Then since we have met today, I want to invite you for dinner together. Consider this as a compensation.” Taehyung said to Jisoo.
Jisoo is pleased and accepted the invitation. She ferocious and profoundly looked at me and got onto the car. Suddenly, I found that Jisoo and Taehyung are very similar – both hae a long hypocritical kind face but with a very insidious heart. I suddenly felt that these two people, once they get together, the situation for me is extremely unfavorable. In order to balance this situation, I suddenly remembered a person. it is said to be the last five years he can drive Yi Fan crazy…. Fat Shidong.
After the call, like the lightning, Fat Shidong appeared.
“Yeah, Lalisa. After a few days, really more and more beautiful.” Fat Shidong greeted.
“You are also…. more and more…. fat.” I am very insincere. In fact, the biggest feature of the fat body is….. insignificant. Even the fat with this insignificant ratio, but also at the foot of the Himalayas is also a small soil package. But I can only refrain myself at the moment.
“Not to bad, not to bad.” said Fat Shidong modestly.
However, looking at the fat round shaking the stomach, I finally could not hold back. I involuntarily put my ears on his belly and gently said “Little baby, called aunt!”
Taehyung contempt me “You are illiterate, should call her aunt.”
gu gu, meaning older aunt (usually older sister)
“Whatever, as long as it is not mother.”
Fat Shidong immediately happily hold on Taehyung’s arm and said “Mother is here!”
At this point, the people passing by here will feel a group of crows waving his wings fluttering over the head.
Jisoo is not surprised.
Sure enough, with Fat Shidong, this meal finally end in a fairly harmonious atmosphere. After dinner, four people wandering around the street.
“Really bored,” I said, holding the arm of Jisoo. “Come, President, make everyone happy.”
Taehyung did not answer. He touches Fat Shidong and said “Boring ah? Come, brother take you to play a puzzle game.”
Fat mouth of the puzzle, must be the kind of wretched and weird … … ah, I am really very very curious and look forward to ah. I then dragged Jisoo onto Fat Shidong car. Taehyung seems to want to stop us, but in the end also reluctant kept up.
Fat’s car round a few laps in the city, and finally around a street park, brought us to a wooden table. He said “Come, we play poker!”
Keke…. Fat Shidong ah, you really do not have to say those words!
Let’s do it. Anyway, idle is idle. Under the dim yellow lights, four people started playing poker. Began the long history of affordable puzzle game.
After a few laps, each of us have our win and lose.
“Boring, let’s find something else bet on.” Fat man offered.
“Comrades, this cannot. But not gambling is gambling ah.” I said.
“I agreed. Let’s gamble on something. Gamble on … take off clothes,” Taehyung said.
“Really play?” Listening to him saying so, i suddenly became interested. I pound the table in a heroic way. “Well, let start the gamble!”
Taehyung was shocked by my action “I am joking. How can we play with the ladies?”
Fat also quickly stopped saying “Little girl is like the day thunderbolt baby. But gambling all over the school with invincible hand when the tuition is not enough. She almost went to Las Vegas gambling to make money.”
Taehyung turned to Jisoo and complained “This girl how, it is not reserved.”
“I will do what I said! If I lost, I will start taking off from the bottom!” I said. Although it is winter but the weather is unusually warm. I only wore stockings, jacket and skirt.
Taehyung trying to camouflage to Xi Xiangxi some.
Fat Shidong said excitely “Hey, Lalisa already said so. If we do not accompany, it seems we have no courage.”
Jisoo laugh at the side without a word.
Sure enough, the beginning of several rounds, in addition to Taehyung, everyone have lost.
I was forced to take off the coat. Jisoo took off the scarf. Fat Shidong took off the shoes, the results of a protest, he also took off his coat.
“Hey, did you not say that you will get rid of it from below?” The Fat Shidong cried to me.
“Then, I have to take off my shoes.” I laughed, “Don’t be anxious. Don’t be anxious. So I lost all right? But – first win is not win. After winning is the real winner.”
Jisoo still laugh but wihtout any words.
Seeing that everyone almost in the state, and I put up my sleeves to the real grid.
Hum, pig is to coax into the circle before the knife is not.
This miss have nothing to merit. Licensing the technology is also very…. but! I will hide! And possession is superb! Especially when Jisoo want put her effort in. We want to win him who cannot lose. We want to lose him to the extend in this life, he do not want to stand up. If you have double project in Las Vegas, we already made a fortune.
As a result, not even five rounds later, one can see Taehyung only wearing shorts in a small garden streaking.
Fat Shidong would like to quietly start the car. I jumped on the back of the car and took a dv and record the guy in front.
Listen to him and whispering “Fuck, that brain remedy to play out of the poker!”
A few days ago, early in the morning on my way to work, I received a phone call.
A complete unfamiliar phone number, even the display of the city was something I have not heard in my whole entire life. With hesitation, I pressed the answer key ‘Hello, how are you, may I know who is speaking?’
‘He, He, Lalisa….’
Heard the familiar and horrible voice, my scalp burst, hastened to say: ‘Sorry, you dialled the wrong number.’ I quickly hang up the phone.
Immediately, the phone calls again. ‘You are so cruel, so cruel, so cruel, cruel, cruel, cruel.’ The phone persistently ring. Just when I was hesitated whether to throw the phone onto the track and calmly watch the passing train pressed it into a pancake, the ringtones finally stopped, followed by a text message
‘Dead bad girl, hearing your voice for the first time, I know you are crying an aria or exclamation tone. Don’t pretend, quickly answer the phone!’
I took the phone and sign three times, helplessly return the call ‘Dad, what up?’
‘Lili ah, I recently travel on a business trip in F City for a day, so take this opportunity to see you ah.’ A middle-aged uncle’s voice came out from the phone.
‘Oh, no need, I’m fine. After a few days, I am go home to see you and mom. You don’t have to purposely come.’
‘That cannot do ah, you wait for me, I will treat you delicious foods. Furthermore do you need me to bring any necessity…….. do you need me to help you to bring …….’
‘No need, no need, over here I have everything, you just come will do…. en, if you don’t come will be better.’ I murmured.
My dad automatically ignored my words ‘See you next week Lili and remember to pick me up at the airport.’
I was listening to the echoing sound of the phone like a lost soul. I know my dad didn’t finish that sentence is ‘need me to help you to bring a man?’ According to the my past experience, if the answer is “Yes”, he has the ability to bring a dozen of men for me to choose. If the answer is “No’…. it will be best for me to prepare a man first.
Although the son will never think their mom is ugly, neither the daughter will think their father is vexed, but….. I still sincerely admire others family where their father is serious yet kind and gentle. Ah, if this request is a bit high, then I want a homely kind father. But my dad…. uncle, you say you are a university history professor, how can it be so vulgar philistine ah?! Every time when we meet can you be like other fathers where you care about my future and career ma? Why after I had passed 18 years old, left home to study… every time when we meet you will asked me question about man ah!
I have decided to find a man in 24 hours to work with me to get rid of my dad. I filter a list of a man and the first person that I think of is Bambam. In the morning at the pantry, I caught Bambam and begged him to help me with this.
Bambam listened to my words, did not utter a single word, silently returned back to his seat, from under his desk he shake off a tattered jacket.
What are you doing? You want me to help you to repair? Once the matter accomplish I will buy you a new one.’
‘No, my girlfriend scratch it — after she discovered I chat with a lady who I used to like during my elementary school. She let me keep this jacket as a warning: If you dare to have a slight misconduct, you will just be like the jacket!
The broken jacket is so persuasive. I can only swallow the persuasive statement, silently blessing Bambam and quietly left.
The second person that I thought of is Fat Man. Personally, I kind of like fat fat and wretched style. But my dad…. why you like to judge someone appearances kind of uncle ah. Due to Fat Man not matching with my dad’s aesthetic standards, even if I bring him to deal with this, is equally like not bring him. So the candidate was passed again.
During lunch time, I hold a list full of cross out men’s name and complain to Chae ‘Nowadays what happen to all man, doesn’t have a precepts of antiquity, warm-hearted and *knifes piercing both sides spirit. No wonder leftover woman become social problem.
*Knifes piercing both sides (idiom); fig. to attach a great importance to friendship, up to the point of being able to sacrifice oneself for it.
Chae asked the whole story with a blink of her eyes and said to me ‘As a matter of fact there is a ready-made’.
I’m so surprised ‘Huh? Are you going to lent me your man? Chae, you are such a true friend.
Chae dumbfounded stare at me ‘What ah, I have already break up with my ex-boyfriend for two months le. Lalisa, you really not a true friend?!
I sheepishly said ‘He, he, you have so many boyfriends, how can I remember which one you say ah.’
Chae said ‘My meaning is, you bring President ah. Rich, handsome and have friendship with you, this will guarantee mission accomplish.’
‘Him?! Ha, ha, ha, ha……’ I pounded the table and began to laugh.
Chae looked at me for a long time and decided to abandon me le. She carried her tray and sit at the next table.
In the afternoon, I was invited to the President’s office.
During the time when I went to President’s office, Sunmi deliver a pile of materials to Taehyung and exhorted him immediately to see and sign. Who knows once she left, right away Taehyung seize a piece of paper from the desk, fold a few folds and then use the scissors start cutting.
‘Cough! President, you are looking for me for what matter?’
Taehyung pry something out from the paper, a stretch with a string of hand in hand villain ‘Fun right?’
I decided to ignore his boredom and solemnly said ‘…….. President, if you are busy I will come again.’
Taehyung carried the small paper dolls with shook ‘I heard you are looking everywhere for a blind date?
‘Is not blind date, but my dad is coming…..’
‘I heard when someone proposal to you to find me and you laugh out loud?’
In my heart I cursed Chae, this gossip little monster.
Taehyung said ‘Yes ah, I have nothing to do therefore have a chat with Park Chaeyoung, hence even your physiology cycle I also know. Furthermore ah, don’t be too emotional, if you blow up now people will believe you have syndrome.’
I blushed ‘Is this one of the topic a male boss and female subordinates should discuss me?’
‘Then when you hear bring the boss seeing your parents this proposal, should you laugh out loud?’
I thought for a while and then said ‘Not seeing the rivers and lakes, you will not know how dangerous is the rivers and lakes ah!
‘Oh? Then I would like to hear the details.’ Taehyung supported his chin and put out a set of I’m listening with respect and full of attention appearance manner.
‘Like you are…. the first lady for a famous brothel, the most devastating beauty with talent that will down fall a city or a state and the entire world will admire your ability and appearance…..’
Taehyung was stunned for a moment ‘Well, fine ba……. for the time being I will hold this words as a compliment due to my understanding, then?’
‘My dad is just like those old patron of a brothel…….’
Taehyung was completely shock le, and he unintentionally tear off the hands of the string of the little paper doll.
‘One day he accidentally acquire you, naturally he feel deeply grateful to the heaven for his kindness, and daily he will hold you like a treasure. But for a long time, his old-fashioned thinking will start to stir le, he will begin to dislike your born to be brothel background, thinking you are filthy and degraded. Hence, daily he will give you this silent treatment that is a form of emotional abuse and finally the punch and kick punishment.
‘Lalisa Manoban, what nonsense are you talking about?’ Taehyung headache feels like a tight band around his forehead, ‘Aren’t you are looking for someone to deal with the situation, yet so picky.’
No, I’m afraid my dad will take a liking in you and force me to give my heart, then what to do.’
‘To give one’s heart, you feel so wronged?’ Taehyung asked
‘No, I’m afraid you will feel grievance. My dad is a……. very scary old man.’ I explain.
In fact that uncle is obsessed with wealthy son-in-law, even more scarier than *Qin Shihuang
*Qín Shǐ huáng: the first emperor of China in 259-210 BC.
‘Originally, I wanted to volunteer to help you. This President with brilliant and high reputation still have self-confidence.’
“Help me?” Taehyung’s kindness make me wonder.
‘Since you refuse, then forget it.’ Taehyung leisurely said, ‘I wish you have a pleasant meeting with your parent.’
Then he ruthlessly dismissed me and immersed himself into the pile of documents.
An unsuccessful searching for few days, I can only take an extraordinary measures – because of the relationship between Taehyung, I’m very familiar with the matchmaking industry people so I decided to lease a handsome little elder brother. But who knows, the matchmaking company’s aunty was such a business minded genius, said can lease however we charged 100 Yuan for a call, 500 Yuan for appearances and 1000 Yuan for meet the parents! I feel my pocket and think: Aunty ah, you are like those ancient times where you force an honest girl into prostitution mama san, indeed very pitiful ah. There is nothing can be done, I can only go through my personal connection, seven and eight turn to find le one person named Mino, a delicate and pretty young elder brother and persuade him to agree for payment in instalments.
Who knows, Mino student curl his lip ‘that little money enough for what doing? Still want to payment in instalments?’
I’m so depressed ‘Just want you to help me to deal with my dad, not wanting you, not wanting your soul, how much do you want ah? I don’t make money myself.’
He said ‘I don’t mean that. Isn’t there will be one day we will spend all our money? I’m not an ambition person, just want to find a rich older sister to become rich.
I patted and guarantee ‘Guarantee of financial support for the rest of the life ah, that is easy. Once my matter has accomplished, I will introduce you to a pretty *MM. You know I work at AC, the girls over there are very pretty and wealthy de, moreover this kind of girls are very petit bourgeois, love is more important than money. You have a promising future.’
* MM is short for (Mèimei – younger sister). In the Internet world, MM can simply mean “girl” as well as “sister.” It also can stand for “ (měi měi – pretty). When MM is used, it usually has the connotation of a young or pretty girl.
Mino squint his crescent moon eyes and smile ‘Then I will find you.’
I patted his shoulder and smile ‘Younger elder brother you do have good eyesight, with one look you know that married me immediately ‘must devote’!’
On the 28th evening, I went to fetch my dad from the airport. Once he landed, he wanted to find a place to hold a welcoming dinner, simultaneously reminisce with me. I immediately said with a lovable voice Ah that good, I will call my boyfriend so that you can check on him for me.
With just one called and Mino speedily arrive, wearing a grand suit appear on the scene. Not long, I feel rejoice for making the correct decision. Mino surname is Song, but with the same surname Wei, kidnap a good family lady, deceive the matchmaker uncle and my dad was absolutely congenial with him. When we are chatting about what elementary school should we send our children, on that time we heard a waiter calling from outside of the room sir, for how many person? Ah, that room has been reserved. Sir please slow down and be careful, if not you will meet an accident…..’
Subconsciously I look out and I saw a man burst in like a tornado coming in from outside.
The man seized my arm and shouted ‘Lalisa, unexpectedly you are here! I have being looking for you everywhere and do you know how painful it is! Firmly hold me and put my head towards his bosom.
You, you actually date with other man! You told me you went on a business trip…… I didn’t expect you to have other man! If you don’t love me, you can say it to me, why do you want to torture me? I’m the magnificent AC President, don’t tell me this good-for nothing is better than me?! ‘Fine, fine, if you don’t want me. But do you want the child in your stomach born without a dad? Can you do such a thing? Do you have the heart to do something like this?
Mino and I together are dumbfounded.
For a long time, Mino hesitate then only asked ‘Is he your President? In the matchmaking industry the highest mighty figure that no one dares to approach diamond unmarried man?’ He doubtfully looked at my belly ‘You have his baby?’
Once listen to President words, my dumbfounded dad transform.
‘You are AC President? Lili’s boyfriend?’ My dad pull Taehyung’s hand and said with a serious and ecstasy smile…… like he has found a gold mine.
‘The ex-boyfriend, Lili gave me *green hat to wear, took my child and run away with another man.’ Taehyung look apathetic and said.
*green hat/cuckold: In China, however, the expression “wearing a green hat” is used to refer to a woman who cheats on her lover. Another story goes that during the Yuan Dynasty, the families of prostitutes were forced to wear green hats.
My dad simply doesn’t even take notice of the rapid changes from a roaring into a passer-by mode person, how strange is this? Stare at me and asked ‘Run? Lalisa! How do I educate you? Didn’t I taught you to behave with integrity, need to be upright, single-minded and have a sense of responsibility!’
Dad, this is not the main problem ok? No, this is simply a lie!
I protest, this is not valid.
My dad coldly pushed Mino away, kindly send Taehyung out and then close the door to educate me with the contents of ‘Female’, ‘Female to guard against’ and famous classical literature work.
I have been carried an offence of creating something from nothing, the accusation of unjustified for teaching an innocent child. Unexpectedly still able to predict countless pair of ears hearing from outside of the door. In within a radius of 5 miles from the hotel, spread a new about a young lady who has no good eyesight abandoned a highly eligible bachelor and elope with the best quality man, then had an illicit sexual relations and finally ended with a tragic ending, yet the new make people’s spirit raise.
Unfortunately, AC’s building is within the range.