(U/N) POV
November 7th, 2024. That is the date that Jam, Looky and Fuji decided for their wedding. And guess what, that happens to be today.
Quite frankly, I'm glad it's happening today. I hear that the assault team is attacking the floor 75 boss. I guess with everything happening I forgot that we were clearing the game.
Anyway, because it's a special occasion, we get to skip this floor boss.
However, I'm not sure what is worse. Attacking a boss, or being a marriage officiant.
Of course, we don't need one. In fact, we don't need a wedding at all. But the girls gave us men no other choice, it was going to be as real as possible.
I was still in bed when the alarm went off. I turned it off before it waked up Liz.
"Liz, time to wake up," I whisper in her ears as I hold her against me.
Honestly, I love this girl. I love everything about her, her personality, and you certainly can't go wrong with her perfect soft body.
I rubbed her arm as I cuddled up to her
"Come on, get up," I continue as I move her blue hair away from her face. I plant a kiss on her soft lips and that certainly woke her up
"(U/N) what are you doing," she says after I pull away.
"It's morning," I say
"Thanks, I'd like another 5 minutes," she mutters snuggling as she steals the whole blanket, leaving me with nothing in the process
"Why you little.....," I say before I start to tickle her sides in the blanket. She instantly bursts out into laughter and starts squirming around as I continue to torment her.
"Stop, stop, I'll get up, I'll make breakfast," she says between giggles
"Deal," I say
"......After 5 minutes," she says before wrapping herself in the blankets again
"Ok, I better start waking up Jenn, she picked up a certain trait from you," I say referring to Liz's sleeping habits
"Like mother like daughter," Liz says proudly
"Ha, ha," I say leaving the room
I enter Jenn's room to see she is sprawled out on her bed in her PJs. Like mother like daughter, there were a few times where I walked in our room and Liz is star fished on the bed as well
"Jenn, time to wake up," I say
"Already?" she wines
"You're the one who wanted to be the flower girl," I tell her
"Oh, yeah!" She yells before leaping out of bed
"Is mom up yet?" She asks
"You better find out," I say with an evil grin. Jenn rushes out of her room to find Liz.
I wander into the kitchen and suddenly get a message from Kirito.
I open it up and it says, "(U/N), I hear that you are attending a wedding today, but I have a bad feeling about this floor battle, if possible I'd like you to come with us into the battle," the message says. "I'm sorry Kirito, but I can't," I send back to him.
He responds with ok.
Liz finally comes out of the room into kitchen with her hair going in every possible direction.
"Your evil," she says
"I don't know what you're talking about," I say looking at Jenn, who surely was jumping on Liz as she woke her up.
"Evil," Liz continues
The wedding is at lunch, and it's 9 right now. I got some time to mess around.
Liz made us breakfast and I went to the couch to catch up on some news.
The nice thing about having a house, is that newspapers are delivered here. I start reading about the common issues before I slowly doze off.
When I wake up, it's because Liz is nudging my arm.
"Wakey, wakey," she says with a bright smile
"Hi there, beautiful," I say before giving her a kiss
Liz giggles before telling me it's 11 and that I should get ready.
I do what I'm told and we leave the house.
Then it clicks....how the fuck am I supposed to be both the best man and the marriage dude. I give up
The wedding is on the 47th floor within a field of flowers....wait....how the hell is Jenn supposed to throw flowers if they are in a field covered with flowers.
Honestly, I'm doubting the planning that's involved in this. We arrive and I see all the guys in suits
"You're finally here," Punisher says
"Yes indeed, the man who will marry you is none other than me!" I declare
"Eh," Qweep says
"Yea, let's just do this already," Harry says a bit red and clearly excited.
"What did Fuji promise to do tonight," I tease
"Nothing! I swear!" Harry says becoming even redder.
"So did you guys invite anyone?" I ask looking at the empty field.
".....no," Punisher says
I look at him with a " you got to be kidding me" look
"We aren't joking," Punisher finishes
"Anyway, line up, your brides will be here soon," Liz says happily
The guys line up, then Jenn shows up throwing a bunch of flowers in a flower-covered field.
Which by the way looks really good. Honestly, it's stuff like this that makes SAO look great.
After Jenn was done, Jam, Fuji, and Looky all appeared and walked the aisle that was created by stomping flowers down.....done by yours truly.
I nod to myself...flowers well stomped. Hehe
Once they reached the guys they all looked at me waiting to start.
"All at once!" I blurt out surprised
"(U/N)," Liz says kicking me into line
"Ok, ok. Today, the air gathers to witness the wedding of these...um..fine individuals............ What comes next?" I ask Liz
She facepalms and whispers in my ear.
"Oh Yeah," I blurt out. "In sickness and in health, do y'all agree to support each other," I ask as everyone facepalms
"Fuck it, if you wanted a marriage dude who marries people, you should have asked someone else. You all are married under the Lightning Swordsmen's word. we all wish you luck.....(God bless your soul Qweep). You may kiss each other" I blabber out.
Let's just say they didn't waste time, they were all over each other in an instant.
I get another message from Kirito
"(U/N), I need help. I think Heathcliff is Kayaba. I'm going to confront him right now"
Ohhhhhh shit!