Main pairing: Kyoutani Kentarou x Yahaba Shigeru
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Time: Pre-timeskip
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Oikawa: Ok, embarrassing secret time! Today is Yahaba's turn.
Yahaba: No way I'm doing that.
Kyoutani: Hmmm. I'll just do it for you, then.
Yahaba: Ken don't you dare-
Kyoutani: Yahaba watches My Little Pony every Saturday first thing in the morning.
*Yahaba, blushing furiously*: I'm going to stab you.
*Kyoutani giggling*: You can't even stab the straw of a capri-sun, I'm sure I'm safe.
*Yahaba, flipping him off*: Go fuck yourself.
Kyoutani: I prefer you.
*Yahaba, blushes even more and opens his bag to take out a capri-sun and tries to stab the straw in but fails, numerous times*
*Kyoutani, snickering*: You want me to do it for you?
Yahaba: Shut the fuck up.
Yahaba: ...
*Yahaba hands Kyoutani the capri-sun*
*Kyoutani laughs*
*Yahaba angrily sips his capri-sun*
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this is kinda stupid but it was fun to write :)