Main pairing: Platonic Kiyotana (Kiyoko & Tanaka)
Other pairing(s): Ennotana (Ennoshita x Tanaka) / Kiyoyachi (Kiyoko x Yachi)
Warnings: None
Time: Pre-timeskip
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*After practice when they're on their way to Ukai's store*
*Tanaka's phone rings and the team notice that the caller is someone named 'Beauty 🥰'*
Tanaka: Hey.
Kiyoko: Hey. I'm kinda in an emergency right now.
Tanaka: Whoa whoa whoa, what happened? Are you ok? Where are you?
*Kiyoko, giggling*: I'm ok, Ryu. I'm in the school bathrooms.
Tanaka: Why?
Kiyoko: I kinda got my period...
Tanaka: Oh my god, Ko (I was gonna write Kiyo but that can be interpreted as Kiyoomi so...) you scared me.
Nishinoya: Ooh~ who's that? Your girlfriend?
Tanaka: Bro, not now.
Tanaka: Ok, so... Do you... Like need something from me or... Did you just want to inform me?
Kiyoko: Ryu are you for real right now? Of course it wasn't to inform you! I need tampons! Go buy some!
Tanaka: Ok, ok. Don't get mad.
Ukai: Hey kids, you gonna buy anything?
Tanaka: Yeah, I need tampons.
Hinata: Pfft-
Tsukishima: Tanaka-san, you know that you don't have periods, right?
Tanaka: Shut the fuck up. It's not for me.
Nishinoya: Is it for your secret girlfriend?
Tanaka: I don't have a girlfriend, bro.
Nishinoya: Sure you don't.
Ukai: The women products are over there.
Tanaka: Thanks coach.
Tanaka: Why the fuck are tampons so expensive?
Kiyoko: I'll pay you back, just hurry.
Tanaka: No, I mean like, you don't choose to have your period. You just do. And you have to pay so much for it...
Kiyoko: Yeah, I know...
Tanaka: Sorry, it's just really unfair. Nevermind, there's junior, regular, super and ultra? Which one do you need?
Kiyoko: Just get a regular.
Tanaka: Ok. I'm gonna put you in my pocket now, I have to pay.
Nishinoya: No, dude... Let us talk to her!
Tanaka: Absolutely not.
Narita: Come on, Tanaka, we want to meet her.
Tanaka: No.
*Sugawara steals Tanaka's phone from his pocket*
Sugawara: Hello?
Kiyoko: Suga?
Sugawara: KIYOKO?!?!?!?!
Daichi: There's no way. Gimme that.
Daichi: Hi?
Kiyoko: Daichi? Hello?
Daichi: Holy shit it's really her.
Nishinoya: Bro, are you dating Kiyoko-san?
Tanaka: NO.
*Kiyoko, sighing*: Daichi, put me on speaker, please.
Daichi: Ok?
Kiyoko: For everyone out there who thinks I'm dating Tanaka. 1.I am a lesbian. 2.I'm dating Yachi. 3.Tanaka is already dating someone. 4.We are childhood bestfriends, he's like a brother to me, I'd never date him.
Kageyama: Wait, so why does Tanaka simp for you?
Asahi: More importantly, you're dating Yachi?
Kiyoko: Yes, Asahi, I'm dating Yachi. And to answer Kageyama's question, Ryu had a major sexuality crisis when he met his partner for the first time, and me, being the awesome bestfriend I am, told him to act like he had a crush on me until he figured everything out.
Nishinoya: Wait... You said sexuality crisis. Tanaka, bro, do you have a boyfriend?
*Tanaka, blushing*: A very handsome one.
*Ennoshita, who was going to the register with a pack of gum, kissing Tanaka's cheek*: Thanks babe.
Kinoshita: YOU'RE DATING?!?!?!
Tanaka: Yeah.
Kiyoko: Great, you came out to them, amazing. NOW CAN YOU GET MY FUCKING TAMPONS?! BRO I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR LIKE AN HOUR!
Tanaka: Shit, sorry.
Kiyoko: You better be.
Tanaka: You're too moody today. Did Yachi give you no kisses? Aww, you poor baby.
Kiyoko: Shut the fuck up before I talk to Saeko about giving you a safe sex talk.
Tanaka: Fuck you.
Kiyoko: You're a bottom shut the fuck up!
Sugawara: I never knew they were so...
Daichi: Close?
Sugawara: Yeah...