Main pairing: None
Other pairing(s): Hinted Tsukkiyama (Tsukishima x Yamaguchi) if you squint really hard
Warnings: None
Time: Pre-timeskip
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1.
*After the first years studying for an exam for an hour*
Hinata: Too bad Hinata isn't here to enjoy Hinata not being here.
Hinata: Oh, nevermind, I'm here.
Tsukishima: What? How-
*Yamaguchi on the floor laughing*
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2.
*After practice*
Takeda Sensei: Are you high?
Ukai: Am I what?
Takeda Sensei: High.
Ukai: Hello.
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3.
*Karasuno at Ukai's store*
Tsukishima: Hey Yams, what kind of chips do you want?
*Nishinoya yelling from two aisles away*: DORITOS!
Tsukishima: Did I fucking ask you bitch?!
Ukai: Tsukishima, language.
Tsukishima: Shut the fuck up you're not Captain America.
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4.
*At morning practice*
Takeda Sensei: What are you drinking?
Ukai: Tea...
Takeda Sensei: What kind?
Ukai: Quila...
Takeda Sensei: Keishin, you can't drink tequila at school!
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5.
Nishinoya: If nobody comes from the future to stop me, how bad can it be?
*Nishinoya, later that day in the principal's office*: Very bad. It can be very bad.
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6.
*Daichi, teaching Kageyama how to drive*: Hinata and Oikawa are walking down the street, what do you hit?
Kageyama: Definitely Oikawa.
*Daichi, visibly stressed*: The breaks. You hit the breaks, Kageyama.
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7.
*The first years studying*
Yachi: Maybe we should take a break...
Hinata: I'm not as think as you dumb I am! ('Don't threaten me with a good time' vibes lol)
Kageyama: Yeah! Said what he!
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8.
Hinata: Tsukishima, please, you were practically glowing when you lost your virginity.
Tsukishima: What?!
Kageyama: February 26th.
Tsukishima: WHAT?!
Yamaguchi: Please- how did you-
Hinata: I smiled at him and he smiled back. I told Kageyama but he didn't believe me so he waved at Tsukishima and Tsukishima waved back. WE FREAKED OUR SO WE WROTE IT IN THE CALENDER.
Yamaguchi: Please- what- I'm sobbing-
Tsukishima: I call bullshit.
Nishinoya: No, no, I remember, you complimented my hair.
Tsukishima: I didn't know I was being that obvious please-
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9.
Tanaka: I once had a haircut I deeply regretted.
Kinoshita: Is it this one?
Tanaka: No?
Kinoshita: It should be.
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10.
*Karasuno near a lake*
*Hinata and Kageyama start skipping rocks on the lake*
Hinata: Such a beautiful evening.
Kageyama: Take that you fucking lake.
Yamaguchi: As you can see, there are two types people in this world.
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This part was exaggerated, it was just a stress reliever for me. I do not think this is how the haikyuu characters are portrayed in the show.