Main pairing: None
Other pairing(s): Mentioned Bokuaka (Bokuto x Akaashi)
Warnings: None
Time: Pre-timeskip
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Just Karasuno first years being themselves
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*In the PE lesson*
PE teacher: Today we're going to play volleyball. We have the volleyball gym only for 2 lessons, so we don't have much time. Chop chop. Run a few laps to warm up and we'll begin.
Yamaguchi: Any gossip?
Tsukishima: Yeah. I got one. So, Kenma told and Kuroo and Kuroo told me that Bokuto and Akaashi are dating.
Yamaguchi: Well, they are soulmates, they were going to get together eventually.
PE teacher: Hey, you two! It's running not walking.
Yamaguchi: Sorry.
*Tsukishima, under his breath*: Jerk.
*When they're far enough*
Yamaguchi: Fucking asshole. Someone's gotta beat the shit out of him. What's wrong with him? Why don't you go for a run? It's clear that you need it more.
*Tsukishima, chuckling*: I swear to God if you don't start running-
Yamaguchi: Am I wrong?
PE teacher: Ok, that's enough warming up. Come here. Does anyone play volleyball among you guys?
Hinata: I do!
Kageyama: I.
Tsukishima: You have to say me, king, not I. Me too by the way.
Yamaguchi: Tsukki don't bully Tobi. I do too.
Kageyama: Dashi said it too!
Tsukishima: He used correct grammar, idiot.
PE teacher: What are your positions?
Tsukishima: I'm a middle blocker.
Kageyama: I'm a setter.
Yamaguchi: I'm a pinch server.
Hinata: I'm a middle blocker!
PE teacher: With that height? I don't think so.
*Hinata gets visibly angry*
*Hinata, dragging Kageyama*: Quick attack. Now.
Tsukishima: Oof- you pissed him, teach.
*They do their quick attack*
PE teacher: I- you should join the volleyball team. You could go to the nationals!
Tsukishima: We are in the volleyball team and we did go to the nationals.
Yamaguchi: Honestly, what world are you living in, teach? It was all over the news.
PE teacher: I- I'm leaving the lesson to you four. You're obviously more experienced than I am.
*After the teacher leaves the gym Tsukkiyamakagehina sit on the bench and start chatting after instructing the other students on what to do*
Yamaguchi: Sho, are you a vegan?
Hinata: No, I'm an aquarius.
Tsukishima: Sho, I thought you were a cancer? (he is)
Kageyama: I thought he was Japanese?
*Hinata, his voice quivering*: Kei, am I going to die?
Yamaguchi: What-
*Hinata, with teary eyes*: He said I had cancer.
Tsukishima: I was talking about your zodiac, idiot.
Hinata: Oh.
*Some time later*
Tsukishima: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
Yamaguchi: I identify as a horse and this offends me.
Hinata: I identify as offends and this horses me.
Kageyama: I offend horses, identify me.
*Even later*
Yamaguchi: You can't spell cat without a.
Kageyama: Without a what?
Yamaguchi: Without 'a'.
Kageyama: Without a what?????
Tsukishima: He's talking about the letter 'a', Tobi.
Kageyama: Oh.
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Just Tsukkiyamakagehina being good 'friends'.