It's already 8:30 and the alarm goes off
Ross wakes up and stops the alarm..he goes over to Rachel and kisses her neck and she wakes up
Rachel- morning hon
Ross- hey, you ready for today..
Rachel- what about today?
Ross-well I am going to cook you and the baby (leaning down to Rachel's stomach) breakfast and then going to pick up Emma..get Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe here to tell them the news..
Rachel- ooh that's what going on today
Ross- yes, so let's get up
Rachel- ok wait just let me experiment
Ross- what?
( Rachel grabs Ross' face and brings him down for a long kiss)
Ross- wow
Rachel- ok yeah I still got it
( Ross and Rachel take a shower and get dressed and eat breakfast and head out the door)
Outside of Monica's house...
Ross knocks..Chandler answers the door
Chandler- oh look who it is..
Monica-(comes to the door) oh right on time..Phoebe, Joey, and Mike are coming in a few minutes for breakfast
Rachel- oh great!!
Ross- ok so this is perfect
Chandler- well they did invite themselves
Rachel- ok where is my baby, Emma
Monica- ooh she is inside playing in Erica's room with Jack and Erica
They all head to Erica's room
Rachel- hi Emma (goes to give Emma a hug)
Emma- MOMMY!! I missed you
Rachel- ooh I missed you too
Ross- hi honey
Emma- daddy, I missed you soo much
Ross- oh yeah well I missed you more
Emma- no I missed you more
Ross- no I mis- (looks at Rachel and sees she is annoyed and he reminisces about there conversation yesterday morning about Emma loving him more) -ok so..
Jack-hi aunt Rachel (hugs her)
Rachel- hi honey (hugs him and kisses him on the cheek)
Erica- hi auntie Rachel (goes to give Rachel a hug and a kiss and Rachel tickles her and she giggles)
Rachel- ooh Erica you are getting so big and you are beautiful (Emma gets jealous and makes a ehhem noise and Rachel realizes what she said and looks at Emma and puts Erica down and picks up Emma and says) -And your my gorgeous Emma..
Monica- honey you are Jack and Erica's person to look up to..they absolutely adore you..right? (Looks at Erica and Jack)
Jack- right because Emma is so cool and fun to play with and she isn't bossy like Erica
Erica- hey I'm not bossy..but Emma I like to play with you and your my favorite cousin and my best friend and you don't play rough like stinky Jack
Chandler- hey Jack uses the same cologne I do
Monica- yes and that's why I sleep with the blanket over my head..
Rachel- ok so-
Knock on the door..
Phoebe- come on open the damn door
Chandler- I'll get it because she might turn into Hulk and smash the door
Opens door
Phoebe- finally what the hell took you girls so long
Chandler- hi phoebe
Phoebe- yeah whatever (she walks in)
Mike- hey Chandler (gives him a handshake and has a car seat in his hand)
Chandler- hey oh..wow..(smiles and looks into the car seat and looks confused)- who the hell is this?
Mike- this is little baby Dylan..yeah we hadn't seen you guys in so long that Phoebe got pregnant and had a baby like 2 months ago..
Chandler- wow well congratulations
While he is talking Rachel, Monica, Ross, Emma, Erica, and Jack are saying hi to Phoebe
Lily- hi uncle Chandler
Chandler- hi Lily
Charlie- hey Uncle Chandler
Chandler- hey little man
Closes the door..
Rachel- oh he is so adorable!! Why didn't you tell us you were pregnant or even tell us to go to the delivery room
Phoebe- well I didn't tell you because we hadn't talked for so long and I guess I don't know why I didn't ask for you guys to come to the hospital because I could've used your guys help
Ross- wow he is so small..how old is he?
Mike- he is 2 months and 3 days
Monica- wow he is just..wow
Phoebe- I know
Lily- and..and..I help mommy change the diapers
Rachel- really honey what do you do? (Picks her up and carries her on her side)
Lily- I give them to Charlie to throw them away!! (With the most adorable smile)
Rachel- wow that is a big job (everyone laughs and Rachel laughs and smiles and gives her a kiss)
Lily- I know it takes a lot of work..look I got muscle (lifts her arm to show them her muscles)
Ross- oh yes you are very strong (sarcastically adorable)
Lily- don't make me go over there
Chandler- hey you better listen to her
Monica- yes or she might- kick your ass
Mike- so who wants to hold him?
Rachel and Monica in sync- ME!!!
Monica starts to get him but Rachel pushes her and grabs him
Rachel- oh he is so precious
Charlie- yeah but he doesn't let me sleep
Rachel- oh is that so
Charlie- yeah he always cries
Ross- well now your a big brother so you have to help your mommy and daddy around the house and to take credit of Lily
Lily- no he don't need to take care of me I will take care of him
Monica- yes you are a big brother Charlie
Knock on the door
Ross- I'll get it
Joey- come on I'm hungry
Ross- alright alright wait a minute
Opens the door
Joey- oh finally
Ross- Joey my man
Joey- Ross my..friend
Ross- ok
Joey- so there's food
Ross- ye-
He walks in and greets everyone
Joey- hi Erica (gives her a hug)
Erica- uncle Joey, you look so handsome
Joey-hi Emma (gives her a hug)
Emma- UNCLE JOEY!!
Joey-hello Lily (givers her a hug)
Lily- big guy..
Joey- big guy (gives Charlie a hug and a handshake)
Charlie- sup (trying to act tough because Joey called him if guy)
Joey-little man (gives Jack a hug and handshake)
Jack- hi uncle Joey but I am big look..(goes on his tip toes)- see..
Joey- hi Pheebs (gives her a kiss and a kiss on the cheek)
Phoebe- hi honey (hugs him back)
Joey- Chandler buddy (gives him a hug and handshake)
Chandler- hey Joe!! (Gives him a hug)
Joey- mon, hi (kisses her cheek)
Monica- hi Joey (kisses him on the cheek)
Joey- mike sup (gives him a handshake)
Mike- hey
Joey- RACH!! (Gives her a hug and twists with her and kisses her cheek and she kisses back)-so..How You Doin'
Ross- hey Joe, we have a child!
Joey- I KNOW!!!
Rachel- flattered
Joey- well you sho- who is this..(seeing Dylan in Rachel's hands)..Rachel you had another baby..WAY TO GO ROSS, nice to know it's still working..
Rachel- no this isn't my baby
Ross- yeah, no it's not our baby..and yes it still works..right honey
Rachel- oh it works very well (looks at Joey then Ross for a long time and she is very serious)
Joey- well then who's baby is it
Rachel- well phoe-
Phoebe- MINE!!
Joey- oh yeah I forgot you had a baby Pheebs..hey Dylan
Monica- wait what Jeoy knew before us
Phoebe- well he was at my house having dinner and I went into labor
Mike- yeah he invited himself over
Ross- ok so can we eat now..
Joey- YES THAT IS NOT A QUESTION THAT SHOULD BE GETTING ASKED IT SHOULD BE SOMETHING THAT IS HAPPENING..
Monica- yes
Chandler- yep