~Jade's POV~
"You have the diapers?"
"A shit ton. Same with cloths, extra clothes and everything else she may need." Sirius answered packing the baby bag whilst talking to James. "Yes, mate. We're almost on our way... No, Minnie won't mind if we're a little late... Yes, Vixen will bring your snacks... No, Prongs. I am not wearing the skirt again... Yes, everyone's meeting us there... Yes Prongsy, you're still my favorite twin... Yes, even though she birthed my child... Yes, I still love you. Anything else you need, dumbass?"
"Tell him to suck a dick if he's going to keep asking questions." I rolled my eyes dressing Andy. "Your uncle's a pain, but don't worry. You'll warm up to him when you're older."
"Vixen told me to tell you to go suck Az's dick and to bugger off." Sirius smirked hiding a laugh. "Sunshine? He doesn't like that. He said that you should be nicer because you have to set an example.
"Gimme the phone." Sirius tossed me his phone and I took it still dressing Andy who was fussing. "Bam Bam, I'm bringing everything you need to survive back to school. Now why don't you be a good baby and leave my husband alone for a while. He has things to do."
"Don't forget to bring my niece!"
"That's kinda the whole point, Prongsy. And can you stop fussing long enough for me to fix your dress? Please?" I said and Andy immediately stopped fussing. "Thank you."
"SO YOU'RE NICE TO HER AND NOT ME!"
"She's my daughter. You on the other hand, I shared a womb with you. I don't have to be nice." I scoffed and Sirius started laughing.
"I'M TELLING MUM-"
"Can't hear you over the sound of Sirius hanging up the phone! Love you!" I yelled and Sirius took the phone from me. "Now what's this I hear about him being your favorite twin?"
"Shit."
...
"Minerva! Your children are here to... Regulus, why are you crying?"
"Had an episode in the halls. Had to drag his ass to Minnie's office." Anka said hugging us and took Andy. "She looks so pretty!"
"Thanks for staying with him, Anka." Sirius whispered smiling at her.
"Reg what happened?" I asked crouching down in front of him. He shook his head looking at the floor. "Reggie, I can't help if you don't tell me."
"I failed the Alchemy test, someone made my cauldron explode in class, and I can't find my potions... This is just hell and I fucking hate it here." Regulus sobbed and collapsed into my arms. "I hate it."
"Baby Black, it doesn't matter if you failed a test. I failed three Alchemy tests before I got the hang of it." Marlene butted in and that's when I noticed that everyone was already here.
"But not my siblings! They're the smartest students Hogwarts has ever seen and here I am looking like a fucking dumbass!"
"We all had help, Reg. And I told you that you can call us whenever and we'll help out." Solis added and I nodded in agreement.
"Besides, your brother is a dumbass. If it weren't for me, he would've failed Runes and Ghoul studies. We can still help you even if we're away. It was only an hour difference when I was in Egypt." I said rubbing his back in comfort. "And as for your potions, Dad sent some more. I have them in my bag and we all have spare ones for when you come home. The same thing they did with me, they're doing with you."
"I've told him to call you, but he won't listen!" Anka exclaimed.
"He's just like Jade. Preferring to swallow their demons instead of talking about them." Azriel rolled his eyes and the door opened. "Professor!"
"SURPRISE!" We all yelled in unison.
"A surprise it is indeed." Minnie smiled and looked at Regulus who was just starting to calm down. "Another one, Miss Rosier?"
"Yes, Professor. Luckily Jade got here just in time. He refused to talk if she wasn't here." Anka said and Sirius took Andy.
"You feeling better, bub?" I asked Regulus who nodded and I wiped his tears. "Andy's here."
"She is? She's usually screaming her lungs out at this hour."
"Dude, don't mention that. Yesterday, I was babysitting her because Didi was looking for a job. I have never heard a baby scream so loud in my life." James shivered and I rolled my eyes.
"That's your niece, Bam Bam."
"That's a demon."
"Anyways... Minnie, meet Andromeda Elara Black-Potter. Andy, meet grandma Minnie." Sirius smiled and placed Andy on Minnie's lap. "Next girl is gonna be named after you, Min."
"She's absolutely beautiful, Sirius." Minnie smiled tearing up. "She looks like Jade."
"Damn right she does! But she has Siri's gray eyes." I laughed.
"Hey, Min. She's related to three Marauders, Reg, and a Queen. Marlene and Azriel are the godparents." Peter butted in and Frank started laughing hysterically.
"Professor, no offense, but you're going to be so screwed when she turns eleven." Frank said through laughs and Lily walked towards me.
"I have news." She called out and James looked confused. "Looks like there's going to be another heir soon."
"NO WAY!" Alice and Remus yelled and she nodded.
"I CALL GODPARENT!" Sirius yelled.
"NO FAIR! I DO!" Remus protested and soon enough, they were arguing while Solis and I just looked at each other shaking our heads.
"Our boys." We said in unison.
"HOLD UP!" James yelled and Andy started to cry. "Of course! She doesn't cry when Moony yells, but she cries when I do! And you're pregnant!? How long have you known!?"
"A month or so." Lily smirked.
"I WROTE TO THE GENERAL A MONTH AGO!" Anka exclaimed and we all laughed.
"How the... what the... when the... SPECKLES!" James exclaimed and I hit the back of his head. "I needed that."
"You sound like a broken record." Reg chuckled. Azriel looked at his phone and then at me and Reg. "What?"
"You two remember that girl I dated a few months back?" We both nodded. "I may or may not..."
"AZRIEL ZABINI!" Regulus yelled and rubbed his temples. "This is too much information for me to process at once."
"How far along?" I asked Lily and Azriel.
"Month and a half." Lily answered and I hugged her and James pushed me away.
"MY BABY! YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE!"
"Az?"
"Four and a half. We broke up five months ago." He huffed and looked at me and Reg teary eyed. "I don't think I can be a dad!"
"You can and you will, Azriel. It's up to you if you are willing to respect responsibility for your actions. Because whether you're involved or not, you're still going to have a child." Minnie butted in. "James, no yelling in my office. And Lily, congratulations on the wedding and the baby."
"She wants me to marry her."
"FUCK NO! She was a demon!" Marlene butted in. "She gave you literal hell when we left for Egypt just because you were rooming with Jade and that's why you broke up. Then you two got back together again and broke up. Seriously dude, grow a pair. She's not the only ass out there!"
"Marlene!" Peter yelled.
"SHE'S NOT!"
"You don't have to marry her just because she's pregnant, Az. Do what you think is right." Sirius shrugged eating Minnie's biscuits. "Min, where's the tea? I miss my weekly tea time with you."
"You know where, Sirius." Minnie mumbled bouncing Andy on her leg.
"Okay, anyone here that isn't pregnant?" Solis called out. "Except for me, Anka and Marlene."
"Alice?" We all asked and looked at her.
"Well-"
"YES! BABY TIME! DIDI, GET PREGNANT AGAIN! These four are going to be the best of friends." James yelled and I threw a biscuit at his face. "I'm still eating that."
"This is too much information at once. I can't take it." Reg exclaimed exasperated and we all laughed. "You think it's funny, but my heart hurts now."
"This is too much." Peter said and we all nodded. "Vix, you're not pregnant again are you?"
"I had that baby two and a half months ago. Trust me, I'm not having another one. Not now, at least."
"Why not!?" Sirius called out and we all glared at him. "Right, right. No uterus, no opinion."
"Az? What are you gonna do?" Anka asked.
"I dunno. That's still my kid." He shrugged.
"If you decide to get involved, we'll help out." Frank butted in and Azriel nodded.
"I'll think about it." He mumbled and hugged Alice. "Congrats, Alice and Lily. Maybe next time, Solis will give us a kid."
"Maybe." Remus whispered to me and I did a dance in excitement. "Calm down, little Vixen."
"Make me, Lupin."