What's Better Than E?

By miracle-06

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A Dialogue Story Laurel Blair, a nineteen year old animation student in college, aspires to become a comic wr... More

■What's Better Than E?■
■00 - Code Red■
■01 - Oola, The Hopping Ghost■
■02 - Yes Or No■
■03 - Princess Charming■
■04 - Happy? Or Still Shnappy?■
■05 - Bob is More Beguiling■
■06 - Cooler Than My Cool-ish Cat■
■07 - I Hate You■
■08 - Crush On H For Hugo■
■09 - 'Tis The Damn Season■
■11 - Mrs. Sushi?■
■12 - "Civil Human"■
■13 - Stinky Blob Of Bob■
■14 - I'm A Both Person■
■15 - What's Wrong, Pixie?■
■16 - I Am Your First Reader■
■17 - Mama Bear Or Mama Blair■
■18 - Pixie Blair■
■19 - Thanos■
■20 - Are You Mad?■
■21 - Jelly Jelly For You, Lily■
■22 - Epitome Of Petty■
■23 - I Am Sorry■
■24 - Meow-I Missoi Meour■
■25 - Stop Spamming Me■
■26 - Who's The Bob?■
■27 - Tit For Tat■
■28 - I Am Worried, Okay?■
■29 - Who Am I Kidding?■
■30 - Can I Call You?■
■31 - My Name... It's Evan■
■32 - She's A Freaking Queen■
■33 - Skipping Down 16th Avenue■
■34 - Lau, You Lau Me■
■35 - Goddamn King Kong■
■36 - I Make Puns■
■37 - You're Cute, Bob■
■38 - Green Like Shrek Oof-■
■39 - Apology Accepted■
■40 - What's Brb?■
■41 - A Smart Cookie■
■42 - You Called Me Evan!■
■43 - I Am Right Here■
■44 - Feeling Hopeless■
■45 - What Was I Supposed To Do?■
■46 - Please...■
■47 - Tell Me, Laurel■
■48 - Baby Pootato■
■49 - Hey... Ethan■
■50 - It Was Not A "Thought"■
■51 - Who's He?■
■52 - The Biggest Breakthrough■
■53 - Why Are You So Bitter?■
■54 - Not Again, Please■
■55 - Surprise■
■56 - I Owe You Three Apologies■
■57 - You Are My Crush■
■58 - What Did I Do Now?■
■59 - Will You Be My Bobfriend?■
■60 - You're Cruel, Author■
■61 - Special Chapter ~ When Oola Meets Chloe■
■New Book!!!!!■

■10 - Bob The Builder■

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By miracle-06

Wednesday ~ 6:00 pm

better-than-E:

The fact that you have your username written in your notebook and not your real name is so suspicious *looking at you with a raised brow*

purple_pixie:

well, what can i say? i am a huge Stephen Hawking fan, took inspiration from him, built a time machine, saw the future that Bob's gonna "steal" my book with no intention to hand it back over so as to be beguiling, i ruled out writing my real name.

better-than-E:

I am pretty sure Stephen Hawking must have been proud of you to have FINALLY invented the time machine but would have looked at you with disappointment for using it for such a… trivial thing.

purple_pixie:

haha. okay, whatever.

so when are you planning to give me back my book?

better-than-E:

How about…

NEVER? LOL

purple_pixie:

and why did i expect that answer? -_-

better-than-E:

Because…

You know me better than E

Bahahahahahahaha

But the fact that you even know me makes my heart - wait, like Christina Perri says, "heart beats fast"

purple_pixie:

stop making better than e puns!!!! those are reserved for me, you Bob doofus.

and STOP GETTING AHEAD OF YOURSELF AND STOP WITH THAT HEART NONSENSE!!!

better-than-E:

Why? *Smirks*

Is it making your heart beat fast too?

Aww, my angwy liwle pwixie's got a…

purple_pixie:

shut up with that baby voice! it's cringey!

AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT, YOU BOB THE BUILDER!

better-than-E:

Oh, I definitely will

… CRUSH  ON THIS BOB THE BUILDER

Wait a second, did you just call me Bob the builder?????

Aww, my heart literally skipped a beat because your endearments for me so lovable

LMAO!

purple_pixie:

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

that's me baring my teeth at you. a clear indication for you to stop flirting with me, got it?

better-than-E:

I know for a fact, pixie, that you're just trying to hide your blush :)

purple_pixie:

I AM NOT BLUSHING!

AND STOP TALKING AS IF YOU KNOW ME! HMPH!

better-than-E:

Oh-oh

The fact that you had to use caps proves my point that much more

purple_pixie:

my roommate's calling me, bye! -_-

better-than-E:

Say hello to your roommate for me, will ya ;)

purple_pixie:

urgh, no way!

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