Jisoo:.... so....
Mina: don't
Jisoo: but like...
Mina: I said fucking don't
Jisoo added Chaeyoung
Jisoo: please calm your girl. She is scaring me
Chaeyoung: Mina Unnie!!! Please calm down you are scaring the others
Mina: okay sweetie~
Lisa: whipped ass bitch
Rosé: I don't want to hear that from you Lisa
Lisa: What? I am not whipped?
Rosé: It's not fucking me who fucking answer something related to Jennie at every questions that we ask her every fucking time.
Nayeon: wait... really?
Jisoo: ask her something
Nayeon: what's your favourite color limario?
Lisa: yellow, Jennie doesn't like it but I think it looks really great on her so I find it beautiful
Nayeon: What song do you like the most?
Lisa: Bombayah, Jennie was so sexy in it
Nayeon: hum... what about your favorite pet?
Lisa: cats. They remind me of Jennie
Nayeon: okay.... and your favorite actress?
Lisa: Jennie
Nayeon: she isn't one thought?
Lisa: I don't care
Nayeon:......
Nayeon: you are a fucking simp Manoban
Jennie: she is lovely
Yeri: and very much looks like a pain in the ass.
Yeri: my head hurt. Are you guys close?
Jennie: yeah, we are in the elevator
Sana: okay but we made big news on the net. Hehe... Fan are surely wondering what's up with us
Joy: yeah! They even found out I am dating someone
Sana: oh really? What's her name?
Sana: happy for you
Jihyo: Sana, she is dating a boy
Sana:......
Sana: Oh my god
Sana: Joy how could you?
Rosé: ah shit. Here we go again
Sana: YOU ARE OUT! OUT!!!! THIS IS AN HETEROPHOBE GROUP
Jihyo: excuse you, I am straight
Sana: You are a fucking disappointement.
Joy: Is it that bad that I date?
Irene: of course not my sweet little pie. You do what you want
Joy: awww
Joy: atleast someone is happy
Lisa: but I am happy for you bro
Joy: oh bro. You da best
Jisoo: we are all happy for you. It's only Sana who has a bitch fit about this
Sana: WELL SORRY THE STRAIGHT VIRUS IS SPREADING IN A HETEROPHOBE GROUPCHAT!
Tzuyu: you are overreacting
Sana: but I wanted to atleast kiss Joy. Now I can't! She is straight!!!!
Tzuyu: WHAT??????
Joy: Sana, I would still like to live thank you
Tzuyu: OH SO ONE BOY ISN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU JOY???? YOU HAVE TO STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND????
Joy: omg... I didn't say anything!!!!
Tzuyu: when you'll get out of that elevator, I am going to kill you.
Wendy: can we please pass a day without trying to kill each other????
Jennie: pretty hard if you ask me
Jisoo: I was excepting you would kill Joy's new lover
Wendy: threesome is still a thing.
Jisoo: you are freaking gross.
Wendy: by threesome. I mean, I kill the man in the room and have Joy for myself.
Seulgi: that's not a threesome
Irene: you are an expert now?
Seulgi: I've been looking at that sort of thing lately.
Irene: we need to talk
Seulgi: meeps
Lisa: whipe her ass mama rene
Rosé: One normal day in this group is too much to ask.
Jennie: oh come on! It would be boring
Suzy: I beg to differ
Jisoo: YOU???????27€62629
Suzy: hey
Sana: SUZY!!!!!!! JOY IS DATING A BOY!!!!
Suzy: so am I
Sana: FOZNDUDVZLSOFUDBDJ
Mina: you need to chill
Jihyo: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU MINA
Mina: you annoyed me. You deserved it
Suzy: So, I have a cure for your madness
Suzy: it was separating you but geez, you found your way back home
Suzy: maybe I should send you to mars
Rosé: where do you even get the money??
Suzy: I have my source
Suzy: that's why we are... y'know
Jisoo: OFBZJZBDODJEBDIDBDOEO LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE
Rosé: she was about to say close friend
Yeri: sex friend you mean
Rosé: you need to shut the fuck up
Sana: hum??? Hello????
Sana: JOY IS STRAIGHT????
Joy: OMG WILL YOU DROP IT?????
Sana: I CAN'T!!!! THE VIRUS OF STRAIGTHNESS IS SPREADING!!!!
Jennie: damn just shut the fuck up
Sana: I CAN'T!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAREM IS FALLING APART!!!!!
Tzuyu:.........
Tzuyu: Ok
Tzuyu: I-
Tzuyu: omg
Sana: Tzuyu, but you are still my number one chu~~~
Tzuyu: it's not any better
Sana: fine, you are the only one chu~~~ I just like to mess with the others because they dumb af~~
Dahyun: LOOK WHO IS TALKING!!! WOW
Jihyo: SNEAKY SNAKE
Jeongyeon: ANACONDA
Nayeon: WOMANIZER
Irene: WOMAN ADDICT, FUCKING SHIT
Momo: SNAKY SNAKE
Lisa: BORK BORK BORK
Jennie: LISA YOU AREN'T IN THE THEME!!
Jisoo: WHY ARE WE EVEN SHOUTING???
Rosé: WE ARE CHATTING
Jisoo: BUT YOU DID READ IT WHILE YELLING ????
Rosé: I guess yes...
Sana: hey.... I am too cute to be insulted like this...
Sana: this is all Joy's fault
Joy: stop dragging me into this
Sana: straight loser
Tzuyu: gay loser
Sana: bad girl
Tzuyu: what are you goin to do about it?
Sana: I'll punish you my love
Tzuyu: as if I'll let you
Sana: hum~~~
Nayeon: damn... spicy
Jennie: you just mad because Jeaongyeon is a blunt mess
Jeongyeon: HEY!!!!
Lisa: my girlfriend is the best~~~
Suzy: I still have a lot of works damn it
Jisoo: hey, where are you sunbaenim?
Suzy: at home why?
Jisoo: nothing~~~~
Suzy: should I be worried there's a red laser pointing at me?
Jisoo: hehehehe
Suzy: shit
Sana: HELL YEAH, LET'S KILL THE STRAIGHT JISOO!!!
Rosé: WHY DO WE ALWAYS FIND A REASON TO TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER??????
Jennie: because we pretty damn cool?
Rosé: you are fucking damn not
Jennie: ;(