"So Tris. I dare you to go into the Pit and sing 'Uptown Funk' by Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson with Uriah singing in the background." I say as she sits back down.
"Alright, let's go, Uriah." Tris sighs.
"Ooh! You guys need these!" Christina squeals and throws them 2 microphones. Tris sends her a death glare. She hates singing, but she's really good.
Everyone gets up to go watch. Then Tris and Uriah start. (An/ Uriah is in bold, both are in italics, and Tris is in normal and sorry if I get any lyrics wrong)
Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh doh
Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh doh
Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh doh
Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh doh
Ahhhhhh
This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one for them hood girls
Them good girls straight masterpieces
Stylin' wilin' livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty
I'm too hot (Hot damn)
Call the police and the fireman
I'm too hot (Hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (Hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (Hot damn)
And my band 'bout that money, break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (Whoo!)
Girls hit your hallelujah (Whoo!)
Girls hit your hallelujah (Whoo!)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe just watch (Come on!)
Don't believe just watch
Don't believe just watch
Don't believe just watch
Don't believe just watch
Don't believe just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
Take a sip, sign the check
Julio! Get the stretch!
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood,
Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
I'm too hot (Hot damn)
Call the police and the fireman
I'm too hot (Hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (Hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (Hot damn)
And my band 'bout that money, break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (Whoo!)
Girls hit your hallelujah (Whoo!)
Girls hit your hallelujah (Whoo!)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe just watch (Come on!)
Don't believe just watch uh
Don't believe just watch uh
Don't believe just watch uh
Don't believe just watch
Don't believe just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh doh
Before we leave
Lemme tell y'all a 'lil something
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
I said uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
If you freaky then own it
Don't brag 'bout it, come show me
Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
Well, it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe just watch (Come on!)
Don't believe just watch uh
Don't believe just watch uh
Don't believe just watch uh
Don't believe just watch
Don't believe just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (Say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (Say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (Say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (Say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Everyone claps for them and Tris blushes. Adorable. We all walk back to the room and Christina bombards Tris with questions.
"When did you learn to sing? Can you teach me how to? Please?!?! Do you think we should make a band? I think we should make a band."
"Slow down there, Chris. I can't sing, so I can't teach you. And no, we should not make a band. That's a horrible idea." Tris says after cutting her off.
"Fine then Miss Cranky Pants. It's your turn so go." Christina says while crossing her arms, obviously pretending to be mad.
"Okay. Caleb. C or D?"
"C."
"PANSYCAKE!" Guess who that was?
"Shut up Uriah." Zeke says.
"Well anyway, Caleb, why did you leave Abnegation?" Caleb immediately takes his jacket off.
"So, Will, Candor or Dauntless?"
An/
YAY! Chapter 2 done! I need truths or dare ideas! Please? Thank you for taking the time to read my story even though it's not very exciting. I don't own Divergent or the characters. Comment. Peace out rainbow trout!
- SheoFourtris1046