( This is just a texting back and forward chapter, but read it please)
Simon
Hey.
Wilhelm
hey baby you ok?
Simon
yeah I'm ok, how are you?
Wilhelm
That's good to hear, me I'm annoyed ,pissed and angry, but I'm happy to be speaking to you :)
Simon
I'm sorry your feeling like that, I miss you back here, your spot on my bed is very empty without you :(
Wilhelm
Don't worry baby, as soon as I'm down in two weeks I'm not leaving your side and you aren't leaving mine, even at the party
Simon
have you got anything in particular that you would like for your birthday? I'll be honest I've no fucking idea what to buy you, I've never bought anything for a prince before
Wilhelm
there's no need to worry about a gift because as cheesy as this is going to sound your the only gift I need, and you tick every box for it
Simon
well done you have me blushing :(
Wilhelm
good that's what I was going for, you wanna know what happened and is the reason I couldn't text you for a bit? Basically Rose and her family came over for dinner and I started screaming at my parents about how they've ruined my life and that they need you grow since it's 2021 and arranged marriges shouldn't still be happening
Simon
I'm proud of you for saying something, they need to grow the fuck up and realise that Rose is into girls and their son is in a relationship with a boy ( who is better than girls in bed) but no seriously they needed to listen to that.
Wilhelm
you know if I wasn't a prince imagine how simple our lives could be, I wouldn't be made to do something I don't want to do.
Simon
baby you best believe I'm coming into that wedding and fucking shit up before Rose can even say I do, I'm gonna be like 'FUCK YOU ALL I OBJECT!' and kiss you in front of everyone :)
Wilhelm
I don't know where I'd be without you, your the most amazing thing to happen to me, I wouldn't change any of it, well maybe August filming us have sex I would change but otherwise I'd never change anything
Simon
me nether, I'd only been in two other relationships before you and they weren't as good as this one was, you've been with through the whole Hugo thing and ugh I just love you x
Wilhelm
there's no way that you can love me more than I love you x
Simon
I bought something today, would you like to see? x
Wilhelm
yeah ok baby let's see x
Simon
This is one part, there's something else underneath but that's for when you come back x
Wilhelm
Oh my god baby, that looks fucking sexy on. Can you not show me a little bit of what's underneath x
Simon
No but I'll give you a hint, it's red and lacey x
Wilhelm
Oh baby your killing me, roll on two weeks x