TW: drunk talking, in the use of alcohol
Pizza Burner 🍕🔥
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
Oh ok I guess we're doing this
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
You working in a office
PLS-
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'D MAKE IT ME AND NOT HIM
same girl
Also how was you and your friend's celebration thing
I was drinking
I know I can tell
I had a lot of drinks
10 Shots maybe?
12?
No 13?
Wait I didnt' finishhhh my soung
Yeah right "your"song
Oh ok my apologies
You may continue
BUT HE'S IN YOUR BED, IM IN YOUR TWICH CHAT
I'VE GOT THE KEY AND HE'S JUST THE DOORMAT
And even tho he's got social skills
That doesn't mean i can't pay the bills
I CAN PAY BILLS
OOOOH can u pay my rent insted
I don't know about that
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
OHOH
Your new boyfriend's an ARSEHOLE
Woo!
Yeah I've' met JARED
Of course, I've met Jared
THE ONE who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
Ik cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline
Shoulders and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like n u d e
I'm not gay, though
CuZ SHE's livingg the Dream
(living the dream, living the dream)
OH, she's living the Dream
From back when we were 17
Me and my friend are drinking and talking shit about people while lightening to music
that's a vibe
Power statement right there
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*Wilbur screen shots text conversation*
Wilbur Soot@wilbursoot
*images of screen shotted conversation*
Talking about people with your best friend while listening to music is a literal vibe. I love that. I want that.
Ph1LzA@Ph1LzA
Of course you would love that Will
dream@dreamwastaken
Who tf are you texting
Ranboo@Ranboosaysstuff
Real question is why is the person you are talking to contact name "Pizza Burner 🍕🔥"
Wilbur Soot@wilbursoot
Because of personal reason that's why.
TommyInnit@tommyinnit
I like Pizza Burner's taste in music
Wilbur Soot@wilbursoot
Pizza Burner has great taste in music
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