Oh. Well, here's the deal.
We give.
- Really?
- Yeah, but you got to be on our team.
- Really?
- Yeah. We need more
guys, er, players.
Jess: that's right correct yourself bitch
Anna strawberry jenny: yeah
Johnathen: *chuckles with the others*
- We got a big game up soon.
- Deal.
- [spits ]
- That is so disgusting.
Oh, sorry.
- Sammy said they are great.
- [ ] thank you.
- Can he have the recipe?
- Sure, I'll it down for you.
- The dugout's very done.
- Thanks.
- Saul.
- What?
- Shut up.
- is my color.
- Mine too.
- Ow! What?
- Is this squeezed?
- Yes. Thank you for noticing.
- Mac.
- What?
Shut it.
Anyway, this is Jenny
and this is Penny, and I'm-
[ Together]
Hayley Goodfairer. We know.
Jess: that was rude! *Hugs Hayley*
Hayley: *hugs back* I know right.
*they rub their necks and apologize*
This is Tarqell, Mac...
- [ ]
- Saul and his brother Sammy
We call him Fingers. He's deaf.
-Just look at him when you talk to him.
He can read lips.
Jess: and he's hot!
Sammy: *grins*
Yeah yeah: am I not?!
Jess: you are too calm down.
Johnathen: *shakes head*
Phillips; surprised your boyfriend ain't jealous jess
Jess: Shut the fuck up!
- Okay.
Hi.
Let's turkeys.
Yeah.
[ Boy ]
Come on. Get a hit.
Look, guys. It's the retards.
Singleton. That's enough, son. Get back here.
We've got a on.
- Yeah, in a second, Coach.
- But you said that last time...
and then we you
cussed out the ice man.
Back to practice.
Last time I coach my nephew.
You guys your to watch
some real ballplayers?
Shut your mouth, Singleton.
Actually, they're here to me wipe
home with that mop you call your hair.
- [ Laughter]
- up's all you're good for, doughboy.
- Good you're to softball.
- That's it! You're dead meat.
- Dead, I tell you! Dead!
- down, Mac.
- Now, calm yourself.
- I'm okay. I'm okay.
-[ Boy ] Yeah, right, roly-poly.
- Okay.
Speaking of up, you keeping
our all and tidy?
- shut your mouth,jerk.
Shut up, porky.
Jess: HE'S NOT PORKY HES FLUFFY YOU DAMN BASTARD!!!
*everyone winches*
- Lurch!
- Your mama boots.
Your mama's so ugly, when you were born they slapped her.
- Pyle.
- Hippie.
- Shut up, porky.
- You said that, idiot.
Yeah, well, you're fat, moron.
You're a fart-sniffiing,
road-apple-chewing...
scab-licking dog.
I ain't done yet. You're ugly,
your mama said you looked funny...
you look like toe fungus
and you ride the bus.
Yeah, well, you play ball like a girl.
Jess: THE FUCK YOU SAY BITCH?!
- [ All Gasp ]
- [ Boy ] Good one.
Excuse me. What did you say?
- You me.
- Friday. The sandlot.
Be there, male pig.
Count on it, tomboy.
[ Boy ]
Yeah. Be there, babies.
[ ]
[ ]
We were of Mac that day.
But he was so mad we had to
take him to the lot carnival...
and full of candy
just to calm him down.
The was the best to go when
you to get off your mind.
Because that's you see
the most on earth...
for only 50 cents.
Bigfoot crap?
How in the hell are we to know
what kind of crap that is?
- It be dog crap.
- It'd have to be one big dog.
- Yeah.
- And must've eaten
a bag of dog chow.
- [ All ]
- Good we can't it.
- This is so lame.
- It's fake.
- It's disgusting.
-[ ]
[ Saul ] Hey, guys,
there's more here.
[ ] It was that I got
my clue...
about how me and David
and were connected.
- Let me see.
- Mac, hit the button.
- [ ]
- It's just a bear.
- That is to us?
- Guys, what's in this one?
I don't know. What is that?
[ ]
- [ Girl ] Is he okay?
- What's on?
Where'd he go?
It wasn't that scary.
[ Mac ] What happened?
Why'd he run out of like that?
- David, you okay, man?
- Yeah. Fine.
I-I was just too hot in there.
- Okay. Yeah. Sure.
- Yeah, it's than snot.
Let's get soda
and ride some rides.
[ All ]
Fine. Go to the bathroom.
But meet us at the Tilt-A-Whirl.
Mom made me to make sure
you stay away from the booth.
You understand?
Don't even think
about over there. Serious.
Okay, go.
Bye.
Just one.
[ Loud Kiss ]
Sweetie, aren't you a young?
Say, kid, did your mom say it was okay?
Just on the cheek, okay?
- Oh!
Jess: *jealous*
Johnathen; *rubs jess back* easy jess
- [ Man ] Hey! Let go of her!
Oh, my God!
- What's wrong?
- Get the bikes!
- [ ]
- Hey. Hey.
What are you doing?
Now I that kid.
That's the same kid as last year.
- Pervert!
- God, he took my gum!
We that again
because it was just too to think...
what would've if
that guy had Fingers-
but of
what the next day-
[ Mac ]
Play ball.!
- when we had to play
the game of our lives.
- [ Mac ] Don't blink.
It was take all, and the was
nothing less than the itself.
- [ Boy ] Did you see that?
- Is that real?
Sorry. You need me to
call that for you? Strike!
Shut up, belly.
That's illegal. You can't like that.
It's legal. Get used to disappointment.
-[ Boy ] You can hit it.
- Come on.
- [ Boys ] Aw.!
- Yeah.
[ Mac ] You're out. Come on.
Next victim. You suck. Come on.
Sit down.
[ ]
Come on, you idiot.
Throw it in.
- love.
- it!
When he was lose,
he did so wrong...
that took his step
down the road of greatness.
[ hayley groans ]
Jess: well then
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