RatlOrD-Nedzu
BadBitch-Nemuri
IGotsAim-Snipe
GoAway/Aizawa-San-Shouta
COCK-tail-Hizashi
GOTOSLEEP!-Chiyo/RG
Ihatemaths-Ectoplasm
Igotgreys-Maijima/PowerLoader
GETFOOD-Lunch Rush
Boobs-Kan/Vlad
They/Them-Thirteen
Puppy-Hound Dog
Toshinari-Toshinari Yagi/All Might
Red-Enji/Endeavor
Whit3.Ho3-Touya/Blue Flame
Midoriya/The_Top-Midoriya Izuku
BirB_-Keigo/Hawks
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Red: If you jump off a bridge and yell “Parkour” it's not suicide, it's just a failed stunt.
Whit3.Ho3: ...dude-
Red: Do you think you could get away with murder if you buried their body in a cemetery? 🤔
BirB_: I'm very, very concerned rn
Red: Did you know caffeine causes natural abortions?
BadBitch: What. The. Fuck??
BirB_: I'm scared-
Red: Once you get married you technically start having sex with your family.
Boobs: ...we're never getting married—
Aizawa-San: You're gonna get married?
Boobs: Shut. Up.
Red: We spend our whole lives just gathering guests for our funeral.
Whit3.Ho3: I'm out
Red: It'd be funny if I died. How'd my online friends even find out? 😂
Boobs: Why are you like this????
RatlOrD: What an ignorant question.
Boobs: NO IT'S NOT!
Red: This is what you get for being a dick
Toshinari: Has anyone seen Young Midoriya today?
The_Top: The hell do you want?
Toshinari: Well, I was wondering if you knew where Young Bakugou was.
The_Top: He ain't trainin today
Toshinari: Give me a moment.
The_Top: Fuck me
Dumb_Bitch & Mido
Dumb_Bitch: First, I do not find the username amusing.
Mido: Eh, I find it fucking hilarious
Dumb_Bitch: Second, the two of you need to train, why do you refuse to attend?
Mido: Look, I was all about being YOUR successor. But then you started talking bad about Kacchan, and that's a no no, bitch.
Mido: I'll let Endeavor fucking BURN me before I let Kacchan train with you again.
Dumb_Bitch: That doesn't- nevermind. Who do you plan to train with then?
Mido: HE plans to train with ME and I plan to train with HIM.
Baby pLeAsE
Boobs: In conclusion, Enji is bottom.
BirB_: Gonna b honest—
BirB_: I thought u were gonna say breedable XD
Boobs: That too-
Red: I want a new boyfriend- please?
Boobs: hell no! Ain't no sharin!
Aizawa-San: I love Todoroki's mood
Red: Thank you :)
COCK-tail: YOU WANT A NEW HUSBAND????
Aizawa-San:...yes.
COCK-tail: :'0
Whit3.Ho3: Did Vlad King just call my dad breedable?????
Boobs: Yes :)
Red: What does that even mean???
BadBitch: It means Vlads gotta breeding kink.
Red: Bitch- wat? 😃✋🏼
Boobs: Oh be quiet, I know all the shit you're into.
Red: BREEDING? KINK?
Red: Midoriya, I'm taking your dad.
The_Top: Have him, I'm sure he's into the same weird shit as Vlad.
Red: fUcK
Whit3.Ho3: There r CHILDREN here— wtf?
Kitty-Chan: You do realize we're fifteen, right?
Whit3.Ho3: Bitch AND?!
Kitty-Chan: And sex is normal??
COCK-tail: AIZAWA!?
Aizawa-San: No! What they do in their spare time isn't ANY of my business!
They/Them: SO YOU JUST LET THEM???
Aizawa-San: YES! I CAN'T STOP THEM FROM FUCKING!
Aizawa-San: RN I'M WAITING FOR SERO AND MINETA! OR GOD DAMN SATO AND THE OTHER TWO QUIET KIDS! DON'T JUDGE ME FOR NOT STOPPING THEM!
Puppy: Did you just say Sero and Mineta? 😃
Aizawa-San: Yes-?
Aizawa-San: Mineta and Sero are going out today, something about a bookstore from Mineta and I overheard Sero talking about taking him to a café and a few other places, idk.
Kitty-Chan: I FUCKING KNEW IT! IZUKU, YOU OWE ME 10,000 YEN!! >:D
The_Top: Fuck!
COCK-tail: you two made a BET on if those two would go out or not??
Kitty-Chan: Yes???
The_Top: Fucking duh.
BadBitch: I love these kids, lmao.
The_Top: We can't be unliked
Kitty-Chan: Especially mwah (つω'*)
Red: Gæ
Kitty-Chan: YOU LET A GUY WITH A WEIRD QUIRK FUCK YOU! >:/
Red: YOU LET A GUY WITH A QUIRK, THAT INTENSIFIES HIS STRENGTH, FUCK YOU!
Boobs: In conclusion, you're both bottoms.
The_Top: In other news, Kacchan won't be able to train for the next week, Mister Aizawa.
Boobs: Yeah, Hawks, you're not seeing Endeavor for a while either.
Kitty-Chan: Excuse me?? 😃
Red: Sir—
8:00 PM
BakuBaby & IzuIzu
BakuBaby: Izuku, uh, I might need your help.
IzuIzu: Something wrong, love?
BakuBaby: Well, All Might kinda left me on the sidewalk- oh yeah, I can't walk and typing is starting to hurt my arms.
IzuIzu: You over worked yourself, didn't you?
BakuBaby: Please don't be mad!
IzuIzu: Katsuki, I'm not mad, give me a minute and I'll be there to pick you up.
BakuBaby: Thank you, Izuku!♡
IzuIzu: Yeah yeah, stay put.
BakuBaby: Yes sir!
Closing the chat, Izuku quickly ran down the stairs and slid his shoes onto his feet. Just as he went to leave the dorms, he ran into Sero, quite literally. The two students stumbled back and tried to regain their stand. Mineta maneuvered his way past Sero, bags in his hands and makeup on his face? Midoriya put a hand through his messy hair. "Nice eyeliner." he commented as he moved past the two boys. Mineta turned a light shade of red, bringing the bags up to his face in a shy manner. Sero rolled his eyes and picked Mineta up. "To my dorm we gooooo!" the raven haired man said, his arm extended and pointing to a random place. Mineta laughed and the two made their way to the elevator, both tired from the long walk they had that day.
As for Midoriya, he was using his quirk to maneuver his way through the sky, keeping his eye out for a certain blond male. He was already pissed because the boy didn't listen and went to train with All Might, now he was even more pissed because All Might just left him. "God damn it, Katsuki." he grumbled to himself. Midoriya's feet fell to the ground softly. The green haired male made his way to the blond that was sat on the sidewalk. His chin was resting in the palm of his right hand while his phone sat in the left. His eyes were slightly open, brows furrowed and, by the looks of it, his right ankle wasn't facing the way it was supposed to. Katsuki looks annoyed and tired, his face was scuffed up, meaning that he had an intense training session with the blond hero.
Midoriya slowly made his way to the ruby eyed male and squatted down in front of him. "Hey Kat," the green haired boy said softly. Katsuki looked up tiredly. He quickly lit up when he saw the younger of the two. "Izuku!" he said excitedly. Izuku smiled and took the other's phone, putting it into his back pocket. "Alright, come on," the boy said. Katsuki nodded and put his arms arms out for Midoriya, letting the other slide his hands under his arms and pick him up. Katsuki winced at the slight pain that shot through his body, but kept quiet. Midoriya kissed him on the neck softly, making the other smile. "Aizawa is going to beat your ass." he said softly. "Mmmm." the ruby eyed male hummed.
Katsuki put his face in Izuku's neck and let sleep take over. Midoriya sighed lightly and began walking, this was going to be a pain in the ass, but it's for Katsuki and he's okay with that. As he walked, he took his own phone out and began typing. Aizawa was going to be pissed off, but he may end up being really pissed when he finds out his student has a, possible, broken ankle. As he was typing, he felt Katsuki tighten his grip on his white shirt and whine. "Shit." the younger mumbled. He put his phone away and adjusted the other, behind carful not to touch the other's ankle. "Alright, Kat, this is gonna be rough." Midoriya mumbled out. He wasn't expecting an answer, of course, so he took off into the air. Katsuki was in tears by the time they had made it back to the dorms. The movements weren't very subtle so it hurt him, a lot.
Midoriya walked to the dorm doors, whispering soothing nothings into his ear. Opening the doors, he was met with a tired Aizawa and a messy hair, half awake, worried blond dad. "Oh my god! Are you two okay?! What happened!?" Hizashi was going in between English and Japanese like a crazy person, Midoriya could barely even keep up with him. Rolling his eyes, he moved past the two adults and set Katsuki on the couch, softly. Aizawa walked over while Hizashi sulked, he hated being ignored. Katsuki wined again from the movement. Aizawa kneeled down beside Midoriya. "Recovery Girl won't be here until six, we can let him rest but unless he takes something for the pain, he'll be like this all night." the pro informed the younger. "I'll deal with All Might in the morning, right now, we need to pay attention to Bakugou." Midoriya could hear the annoyance in his voice, meaning All Might was in for it.
The green haired boy stood up. "I know where to get something for him," he said softly. "uh, wake him up for me? He'll need to be awake to take it." Midoriya informed his teacher. Aizawa nodded and watched as Midoriya ran to the stairs. Aizawa sighed and turned to look at his husband. "Stop being a baby and help me with this kid." he mumbled out. Hizashi gasped dramatically but compiled.
Midoriya hesitated for a moment, not knowing if the other teen would be in their room, but knocked either way. As he waited, he thought about what he was going to say. How do you ask for an edible for someone else, exactly? A sigh left his lips, like the thought left his mind when the door opened to a raven haired male. "Oh, hey Midoriya." Sero smiled, smoke could be seen escaping his dorm, not much, but some. "Hello Sero, I need an edible or two." Midoriya wanted to get straight to the point, he could have gone to Mina or Eijirou but, that felt like a lot and they ask more questions than Sero does. Without question, Sero closed the door in Midoriya's face. He moved across his room, avoiding the bean bags and grabbed his bag with cookie edibles.
"What are you doing?" a voice behind the other came. Sero turned around and smiled. "Midoriya needed something." he informed the other in the room. The purple haired male nodded and went back to reading. Marijuana didn't have much of an affect of him as it did the others, so he was fine with sitting in the room with Sero. But, if he took a shot gun, or three, he would be as quiet as a mouse and probably just as hungry as ever. The two came to the conclusion of that when Mineta wasn't having any fun in the room. Sero went back to the door and opened it, handing Midoriya four cookies, a smile on his face. "Use 'em wisely dude." Sero said to the green haired boy. Midoriya nodded and thanked the other, leaving for the stairs quickly. Sero closed the door and went back to playing video games with Mineta.
Midoriya ran into the common room to see Katsuki awake but silently crying, he was trying to stay quiet, making sure not to wake any of the other students in the dorms. Midoriya went over to the and knelt down. "Hey Kat," he started. "look, these'll help with the pain." the messy haired boy said, holding up a cookie for the male. Katsuki wipped away the tears from his face. "Just eat it, it'll help you, love." he said softly, leaning up to kiss the other on the lips softly. When he pulled away, he gave Katsuki the small cookie and watched as the other ate it. The blond stuck his tongue out, nose scrunching up and brows furrowing. "That taste like shit." Katsuki mumbled out. Midoriya chuckled. "Yeah, they do taste like shit, but, it'll help with the pain." he informed his boyfriend.
Standing up, Midoriya led the pro heros to the kitchen. "How the hell is a cookie gonna help?" Hizashi asked the boy, confusion written on his face. "It's an edible." Midoriya deadpanned. The two stared at him before Hizashi facepalmed. "Gimme one." Aizawa said, putting his hand out. Midoriya laughed and gave one to Aizawa, watching the man eat it as he stared Hizashi in the eyes. "You're sleeping on the floor when we get home." the blond threatened the man. Aizawa pouted but grinned. "Oh well, worth it." he shrugged, Hizashi sighing loudly. "Kacchan's gonna be so out of it in about five minutes or so." he mumbled to himself, watching the other on the couch. All Might was going to be in for it when Aizawa gets his hands on him, Midoriya knew that much.
Hello everyone!!
Lmao, I love sex talk- 😂😂
And, Mineta with make-up anyone? 👀
Thanks for reading!❤
Remember! Stay safe!♥🌸