confusing prompt for this:
ravio and legend are dating
warriors and volga are dating
time and malon are married
wind is crushing on tetra
warriors knew time, wind, tetra, and ravio during the war of eras.
all of them know wars is dating volga. wars does not know anything about their relationships other than that time aka young link (mask) had a crush on a farm girl (malon)
legend knows wars is dating volga from ravio
wars is trying to hide the fact he has a dragon boyfriend from everyone because he's embarrassed that he's dating the dude who gave him his burn scars/his enemy
legend antagonizing him because wars doesn't know that legend knows
there's so much i could say about this it's so complicated for no reason and entirely crack
THIS IS FROM IDK HOW LONG AGO AND I'M NOT GONNA WRITE IT SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO GO AHEAD <3 I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IT IF SOMEONE DOES IT <3