I'M BACK BITCHES, that means there'll be more frequent updates. So go ahead: vote and comment and enjoy this chapter i wrote on the carride back home. i also think i made some spelling and grammar mistakes but after 16 hours in a car with my family i was to tired to proofread.
Best of the serpents
Tiny🙃🐍: SHE'S GAY
Tiny🙃🐍: SHE'S A BIG HOMO
Tiny🙃🐍: GUYS
Sweets🍭🐍: I thought you were "over her"
Tiny🙃🐍: i am, i'm just excited to have another gay in the friendgroup that's all
Sweets🍭🐍: sure
Tiny🙃🐍: don't speak to me in that tone young man
Sweets🍭🐍: i'm sorry mother, you are most definitely over her Ms. Topaz
Tiny🙃🐍: not funny
Sweets🍭🐍: fr tho, do you still like her, cause i have the tiniest feeling she might actually like this one tiny serpent i'm texting at the moment.
Tiny🙃🐍: oh please, have you seen her? she could pull every girl she wants and you think she would choose me?
Sweets🍭🐍: so you're admitting you like her?
Tiny🙃🐍: no. i don't.
True detective🔍🐍: oh yea cause that's convincing
Tiny🙃🐍: i'm gonna talk to someone fun, you guys are a pain in the ass
Sweets🍭🐍: will this person be cheryl by any chance?
Tiny🙃🐍: no it won't, now bye you dickheads
Sweets🍭🐍: bye sunshine
True detective🔍🐍: she's gonna talk to cheryl
Sweets🍭🐍: oh yea, 100%
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private messages between 'Bombshell🍒' and 'Topaz🐍'
Bombshell🍒: i'm bored
Bombshell🍒: talk to me
Topaz🐍: i think this is the first time you texted me first, what the hell happened
Bombshell🍒: i have texted you first for sure
Topaz🐍: not cause you were bored. but don't worry i'm not complaining at all. i may be honoured, even.
Bombshell🍒: okay so. my parents are out of town for some business trip and i was thinking about a sleepover, what do you think?
Topaz🐍: whom will this sleepover be including
Bombshell🍒: you know you don't sound any more interesting when you use whom instead of who right?
Topaz🐍: come on bombshell, let me have my fun
Bombshell🍒: fine, i was thinking just the friendgroup. so like: you, B, V, Josie, Kev, Archie, Fangs, Sweetpea and the rat.
Topaz🐍: you didn't just call Jughead a rat did you?
Topaz🐍: also. Am i being classified as a friend by no other than HBIC Cheryl Bombshell!?!?!!
Topaz🐍: i'm honoured
Bombshell🍒: don't overdo it or that title will be gone within a second
Topaz🐍: come on Blossom you wouldn't do that to your friend
Bombshell🍒: okay so am i gonna get an answer on the whole sleepover idea thing or what?
Topaz🐍: oh yea no i think it's great. i mean in your mansion of a house everyone should be able to have their own room.
Topaz🐍: for real that house is huge how do you not get lost in there every other day?
Bombshell🍒: we'll do it in my wing only, so people will have to share rooms.
Topaz🐍:*casuallyhasherownfuckingwing*
Bombshell🍒: i'll sleep in my own room with someone and then i have 4 other guest rooms where in each is room for two people so that's great.
Topaz🐍: i don't feel like i'm really contributing to this conversation
Bombshell🍒: we'll just have to figure out who's sleeping with who
Topaz🐍:👀
Bombshell🍒: you fuckin-
Bombshell🍒: you know what i mean you sicko.
Topaz🐍: hehe
Bombshell🍒: so what do you think?
Topaz🐍: i say throw it in the groupchat
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@ToniTopaz
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GUYS, did you hear the news. i'm being considered a friend by the ONE AND ONLY Cheryl Bombshell.
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@JugJones: congrats, maybe in a few years you'll have clawed you way OUT of the friend zone
—>@SerpentFangs: oh but haven't you heard. Our dear friend is "over her"
@ArchieA: you guys look nice in this photo
—>@CherylBombshell: please, we always do
@CherylBombshell: yup, definitely overdoing it
—>@ToniTopaz: now what do you mean? I'm just showing the world our lovely friendship
—>@CherylBombshell: oh dear god
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Kevins bitches
Cher🍒: sleepover. my house. saturday.
Sweets🍭🐍: sure, fangs says he can come too
Kev🏳️🌈: i'm in
Betts🔦: me and V too
Cher🍒: Toni is also in so that's 7, how about the other 3?
josie🎶: i'll come
arch🏈: yea alright
TinyT🐍: rat?
Fangs🌈🐍:?
Cher🍒: she mean jughead
Jug✏️: i'll be there
Jug✏️: also, rat?
Cher🍒: it suits you
Cher🍒: alright so we have 5 rooms we can use so i figured:
betty-veronica
fangs-kevin
?-?
?-?
?-?
Sweets🍭🐍: Josie and me will share a room
Josie🎶: oh yea sure
Cher🍒: Jughead, Archie, Toni?
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My girlfriend will hate me for this
Ronnie👛: Tell her you want to share a room with Toni
WannaBeMusician: me?
Ronnie👛: yea cause Cheryl would be jealous of you
WannaBeMusician: really?
Ronnie👛: no of course not
Ronnie👛: JUGHEAD
IMaWeiRdO🔫: what
Ronnie👛: tell her you want to share a room with Toni
IMaWeiRdO🔫: but i don't want to
Ronnie👛: to bad
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Kevins bitches
Cher🍒:?
Jug✏️: Toni
TinyT🐍: what do you want
Jug✏️: want to share a room
TinyT🐍: oh alright sure
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Powerpuff girls
B💍: Cheryl put down the knife
V💍: where are you guys?
B💍: in the lounge
V💍: WHERE TF DID SHE GET A KNIFE
B💍: I DON'T KNOW
C🍒: i'm perfectly calm
B💍: SHE HAS DISAPPEARED
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Kevins bitches
Arch🏈: actually i'll share a room with Jughead
Jug✏️: alright?
Cher🍒: okay
TinyT🐍: you replacing me that fast jones?
Jug✏️: i still love you idiot, calm down
Sweets🍭🐍: !!
Jug✏️: yesyes i love you too, you too Fangsy
Fangs🌈🐍: 😌
Cher🍒: okay so thornhill this saturday.
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my girlfriend will hate me for this
Ronnie👛: welp ig that worked
Ronnie👛: it wasn't the plan to say you wanted to share the room with jughead tho
Ronnie👛: arch?
WannaBeMusician: well i'm sorry but cheryl was threatening me with a knife, i was scared as hell
SingingQueen🎤: she threatened you?
WannaBeMusician: YES
GaySnake🏳️🌈: tf
WannaBeMusician: she said and i quote "Tell them you want to share a room with jughead or i swear to god i'll slice you up in tiny pieces and use it as little snacks at the sleepover"
IMaWeiRdO🔫: that's
IMaWeiRdO🔫: interesting..
Ronnie👛: well at least we can safely say that the plan worked, cheryl is clearly jealous
SingingQueen🎤: now what do we do?
Ronnie👛: i say we just see what happens now, maybe they'll be fucking this saturday
GaySnake🏳️🌈: okay and that's where i'm ending the conversation.