This book is turning into a random AUL book isn't it-
Original by Milkee_Cookie and inspired by my mama, GalaxRavenSkies.
LES GO-
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Director: *Taps clipboard* Okayyyyy so it says here that you just have to act like a simp.
Player: WAIT WHAT-
Director: I didn't write this, okay?! Just do it.
SirClogsworth: Fine.
Player: I AM NOT DOING THAT.
Director: JUST DO IT.
Player: NO!
Director: YES!
Player: NO!!
*later*
Player: *actually ends up simping*
Veteran, in the background: *facepalm* Wow, you're so pathetic.
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Player: Hey has anyone seen my beanie? It's missing.
Veteran, hiding it behind his back: Nope..! Not a bit..!
Player: You didn't steal it again, did you.
Veteran: *cries* Fine you win. Here.
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Player: I knew I should've just stuck to Fall G- MR CHEESE WHAT ARE YOU-
Mr Cheese: Heheh... *Turns the speed of the arm Player is attached to up* (Quick note, the space scenes are all green-screened in my headcannons)
Player: NO DON'T-
Director: CUT!
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Player: 🎶How do I always lo-🎶
Bro: Hold it, why is Veteran riding Player? *stifled laugh*
Veteran:
Veteran: Listen here you little shi-
Director: C U T !
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Gnome: Wait, you want me to say this? It... Rhymes...
Director: So.
Gnome: It's cliche...
Director: *facepalm* Look, I don't write this stuff, okay? Just do what I say and you'll get paid.
Gnome: But-
Director: Do it.
*Christmas music intensifies*
Mr Cheese: 🎶JINGLE BELLS, PLAYER SMELLS, BRO ATE ALL THE CAKE! I AM HOT, MR EGG IS NOT, NOW YOU'RE ALL IN CAFE, HEY!!🎶
Literally everybody else: REEEEEEEE-
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Player: 🎶How do I always lose-🎶
Mr Cheese: Cuz you suck, and you're a giant noob.
Player:
Player: YOU LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE-
Director: CUT!! My god, this is ridiculous!
Mr Egg: Why are you even surprised by this anymore-
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Hunter: *Starts choking*
Director: *Quietly* Okay... This is good...
Hunter: *Is actually choking not acting*
Director:
Director: Uh... Hunter, you can stop-
Hunter: *Faints*
Player: *Eats lunch* Wow, good job, you dunce. Now he's unconscious. *Claps* Good for you.
Director: DO YOU WANT TO GET PAID OR NOT?!
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Director: I've brought a new cast member!
Everyone else: Oooooh cool!
Mr Egg: *Smiles* Hi!
Mr Cheese: Who tf is this?
Director: Your replacement.
Mr Cheese: *Spits out water* MY WHAT?!
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Player: Ah yes, another day in the studio where I get literally tortured.
Player: It's beautiful, isn't it?
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Mr Cheese: Three wishes, k?
Mr Cheese: Rule one. No wishing for more wishes.
Mr Cheese: Rule two. You can't wish for love.
Mr Cheese: Rule three. You can't wish to bestow harm upon someone.
Mr Egg: Wish number one. I wish for no rules.
Mr Cheese:
Player: *From across the room* *spits out coffee* CORY I- (I headcanon the "actors" to use their real names when off-set)
Mr Cheese: You listen here you little-
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I TRIED. AND FAILED. I'm not funny- My apologies for this waste of your moral existence-
If y'all want a part two I'll make it though-