Corpse
Hi.
you finally unblocked me
LOL
HIIII
yeah
do you want to talk it out
like properly now?
properly huh?
mhm
i'm going to be honest
i don't know what that means
properly?
no no
i know what that word means
i just don't know what we're supposed to talk about
oh i got you
do you now?
shut up
Mei
Ok
Corpse
this feels weird
does it?
stop trying to act alpha
i wasn't trying
which means
i'm just naturally alpha
thanks for pointing it out lover boy
lover boy?
that's a new one
yeah you basically confessed your undying love for me yesterday
Mei.
Corpse.
I didn't
but you did
then why don't we talk about when you confessed your feelings for me???
since last time you rudely interrupted me when i tried to bring it up
shall we, Mei?
we shall not
because
that was just a figment of your imagination
you love me so much that you have this parasocial relationship with me
i do love you
so what?
you're a bold one aren't you?
i didn't expect this
yeah sure
you called me straight forward the first time we texted
which basically is "bold"
how the fuck do you remember that
because i have a brain
why're u harassing me for being an idiot
so you admit you are one?
hey.
i think we're both in the same boat
huh?
cmon Corpse
you freaked out after i said your name on call
becauze you thought i hacked you
when clearly i had asked you if i had sounded familiar
and you even said yes!
okay
don't remind me
i was so fucking scared
i'm sorryyyy
it's fineeee
i love you too
hm?
i'm replying to your confession
"i do love you"
oh
yeah
nothing to say?
you embarrassed or something?
no
i'm not
shut the fuck up
woah
didn't have to get so defensive
makes me think you actually got embarrassed
...
you did?!
LOL
DUDE
sorry ok i'm done
i won't make fun of you
for having feelings
i'm just messing with you Mei
i know Corpse
stop
stop what
stop saying my name whenever i say yours
why?
scary
awww baby i'm sorry for scaring you );
are you okay with death jokes
LOL
HUH
WHAT
CORPSE?!
AT LEAST YOU ASKED
BUT WHAT THE FUC
DID NOT EXPECT THAT
you're so dramatic
wow
you basically just threatened my life
i have a right to be
i never said i would be the one to do it
WHAT
DO WHAT?
STOP
sorry lovebug
ewww
i'm going to tell all your fans
that you call me lovebug
That'll just start rumors
yeah that's the point
how is that a good idea
you'll be the one who gets hate
that's true
what i would do to be a man...
girls simping over me for my deeeep voice
easy life
easy money
it's not like that
i know i know
i'm just over exaggerating it
i'm kind of stupid too
i didn't realize it was you even when i heard your voice like i thought you two just had similar voices... No thought of you actually being him went through my head
yeah that was stupid of you
shush
it's my turn to laugh at your stupidity
you can do that without calling me stupid
no
fuck off
ok
bye
why do you do this
every time
don't tell me to fuck off
and i won't fuck off
understood?
yeah yeah
shut up
someones trying to be the man in this relationship
i'm not trying to be anything
yeah
because i'm the man
go clean the kitchen
wtf
i'll go out to war
fight level Z zombies
and make money to feed my kids
kids?
yeah?
don't you want kids?
are you insinuating that we're going to get married?
That's not the point
No
i don't
babies are disgusting
sounds like you're projecting
what?
why are you calling me disgusting?
i can call you whatever i want
you're my bitch
no the hell im not
you haven't even proposed
ugh you're one of those.
one of those?
hopeless romantic type
traditional ffuck
what
fine i don't want to do this but
💍 will you marry me?
No
what!
think about it Corpse
I don't want to think about it, Mei.
ok then you propose
i don't want to marry you
fucking hell
ur the woman
What
no i'm not doing anything you tell me to do
you're weird
#switching gender norms
do it for the gays
i will screenshot this
send it out to all your fans
and tell them how bad of a person you are
how homophobic you are
Fine.
My love, Mei. Will you do the honors of marrying me?
Where the frick is my ring
bro wtf.
Corpselina?
why are you acting so hostile, my hot milf wife hurry up
it's right here, darling. 💍
thx
and ya let's marry
👰🏼 💒
Ok
wow it's offical
i'm going to tweet about this on instagram
what is wrong with you
everything and nothing
you suck
you swallow
so mature...
so immature...
No
Yes
you know what i realized
hm???
we're so different
you and i
are we now?
yes
why are you being weird about it
not being weird at all
just clarifying
uh huh
anyways
i just feel like we're in two different worlds
might be true
but we're both on the internet
so it works
i guess so
it's just
i wish i actually knew you
elaborate
like actually
because i'm sure you act differently to people online than in real life or someone you're genuinely close with
i'm not sure
i'll be honest
i do treat you differently then how i do with Karl...
because i'm a girl?
no
i don't know
i just try and match the energy
yeahhh
i feel like...
everyone does that instinctively
maybe
should we start over?
what?
you know redo?
i don't get it
start over
meet for the first time
again
you want to do that now?
idk
it's too late for that Mei
and also it's not like we had a bad experience
i know
i just feel like it'll be awkward
when we're on Karl's streams
it won't
if you don't make it awkward
it won't be awkward
simple as that
wow
you're so clever
why didn't i think of that
because of what you said i'm going to restart school so i can be as clever as you!
what did i say before?
you're so dramatic
yeah just like when you begged me not to expose you
...
too soon?
don't know?
cringe alert 🚨
it was sooo hot
hearing you beg me
made me feel some type of way
winks
mei
stop
stop what?
stop being so sexy
i was going to say the same thing when you degraded me earlier
CORPSE
I CANT CONTINUE WITH THE BIT
SEEING YOOU SAY THAT
what can i say i'm a ladies man
where's my cringe warning
it's not cringe
it's true
it's one hundred percent real
i have lines and lines of women waiting for a chance with me
honestly true but
it wouldn't be if u weren't famous
Mei
have you heard my voice...
yup
it's soothing
and you know who i'm attracted to is solely based on whether or not i find their voice hot or not...
are you calling my voice hot
No
i'm calling your face hot
haha get it
cuz you didn't face reveal yet
it's funny
Mei.
remember when i said i wouldn't be the one to do it.
yeah yeah buddy
it was a few minutes ago when you threatened me
how could i forget
well
i take it back.
uh
uhh
i have to go feed my kids
bye!