I'm sorry for this late update, and for it being shorter than usual. A bitch is overwhelmed. Also it was so fucking hard to figure out Doflamingo's lines? He's still OOC anyway but bitch?? IDC?? LOL??
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"What the..." I rubbed my head and sat up, seeing that Zoro was next to me with Shisui in one hand and my hand in his other. My eyebrow twitched. "WHY DID YOU PULL ME DOWN WITH YOU?!"
He let go of my hand and stayed on the floor, "Well I didn't really expect to be thrown off the roof by nothing, so I just forgot to let go."
I sighed, "You and Luffy are gonna drive me insane. Always doing these things."
I scooted out of the way when the bag that Zoro tried to snatch the sword off of earlier fell down from the same roof we were thrown off of, successfully hitting him right in the chest and then sliding off. "I have to run or else the humans-!" a small blue haired...fairy? was trying to crawl off of Zoro, and both of us could clearly see it. "AH?! Um....excuse me..." it mumbled, slowly bowing before trying to run away.
Zoro grabbed it off of his chest and held it up. "Hmm... its very cute," I hummed, looking at it from over his shoulder. I feel sorry for threatening it earlier.
It started crying and saying, "I'm so dumb! So dumb and stupid and blockheaded! I always knew I'd fail like this!"
"Is this what they call a fairy? Is it a toy?" the swordsman mumbled toward me. I could only shrug.
"I'm not a toy! I'm Wicka from the Tontatta tribe! Please don't tell anybody that you saw me!" the fairy cried. "I beg you!"
Wicka tried to leave after Zoro put her down, only to yell in pain, talking about a twisted ankle and how it was our fault so we should help her get to where she needs to go. We argued about who's fault it was, since we weren't the ones who stole a sword, but she started spouting information that she said she wasn't originally supposed to say, and then she while she was rambling on about who she was and where she was going, she said something important: Doflamingo's guys are on the way to our ship.
After having to stop her from destroying the town with her little tantrum for accidentally spilling all the beans, Zoro and I decided to split up. He took the fairy to take her to the flower thing, and I went to the ship to save the others from the ambush.
"This... was not well thought out," I muttered, staring at the brick wall of another dead end. I don't know how this island works at all, nor do I remember which way the ship is. "I need to stop hanging out with Zoro so much.. he's infecting me with his dumbness..." I sighed and turned away from the dead end wall, tapping my foot in frustration. "I wish Sanji didn't get distracted by that woman earlier, because I'm sure he knows which way the ship is. If anything happens to me, I'm blaming him."
THUD
"...I coulda swore I heard a thud..." I mumbled. I was going to turn around, but I found that I no longer could.
"Yes, you did hear a thud," someone said. Just from the direction of the voice, I could tell they are literally towering over me. I unfortunately found out who it was when he literally leaned over me to look at me through his red tinted glasses. "Hello there, Goddess."
"...hey," I breathed out, squeezing my eyes shut in the realization that I am SO fucked right now. What does a person even do when the worst Shichibukai catches you in their own country with their unknown powers?
"No need to close your eyes, I don't bite," he mocked.
"That's super convincing, I think I might look at you now," I grumbled. I didn't open my eyes, knowing that was a huge lie. He definitely did bite, figuratively and literally, or else I wouldn't be stuck right now.
I heard him snicker as my body left the ground due to this man grabbing me by the arm and holding me up to his height, "You have as much attitude as they say. Don't get too cheeky with me, though. I've got you in the palm of my hand right now. I think you know better than to piss me off."
I finally opened my eyes and raised my brow at the brightly dressed man, "Well, if you hold me up for much longer, you'll realize that I definitely don't know my limits. I got electrocuted for that once. I think I have a problem with evil blonds, actually. Or maybe I'm every evil blond's type."
"You can tell me about that later. I'm going to meet Law for my long awaited reunion with my dear subordinate. I'll see to you when I get back," he hummed, a large creepy grin on his face.
"Who says I'm gonna wait for you?" I asked.
"Me."
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I blinked my eyes open and looked around, coming to realize that I was cuffed to a large chair in a dimly lit room. Law was a seat over from me, unconscious and bloody, and no one was really in the room besides some unknowns behind me plus an old guy near the door to the huge room. I felt unnaturally weak, so I'm pretty sure that these are sea prism cuffs. My head also really hurt. Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure Doflamingo knocked me out by hitting me over the head.
"Jesus, why is his name so damn long," I muttered as I leaned my head back into the seat. Simply thinking of it in my head takes seconds of my day out.
"Why has Young Master taken an interest in someone like this?" a voice came from behind my huge chair. I tried to look around it but I didn't have much mobility since I was strapped down. It sounded like a woman, though.
"You could always show yourself and ask me why," I offered, trying to get a look at whoever was talking.
A woman in a maroon colored maid outfit walked in front of me, and I instantly recognized her from Punk Hazard. A guy with the orange jacket stood behind her, who I also recognized from that crazy island. They must be a constant partnership or something.
"Aren't you from the Straw Hats? Why did Young Master not kill you?" she asked.
I hummed, "Ya know, I don't actually know either. I was lost in an alleyway and then he showed up to kidnap me, saying he'd talk with me later. It sounds pretty ominous to me, and it feels like it too, given the looks of the room and the pain in my head. I think I just have problems with powerful blond guys."
"Eh? If you didn't know then why-"
"Baby 5." All of us turned to see that Doflamingo entered the large stone room. "I'll be speaking with her now. You'll know soon enough why I've brought her here, leave for now," he said calmly. The two subordinates left immediately after the command, and he pulled up a chair to sit in so he was directly in front of me.
"This seems a little more kinky than it should be," I joked, looking at my cuffed hands.
He leaned forward so his elbows were on his knees while his hands clasped together, saying, "Goddess (y/n), I'm fully aware of your Celestial Dragon background."
It seems he didn't care for my well placed humor. I wish Robin were here. Remembering I was in a room with a creepy blond, I turned back in and slowly took in the information he gave me before asking, "How? I'm pretty sure that fumble in that rat pack bloodline isn't something the Celestials wanted to be made public."
He smirked impossibly big, "Rat pack bloodline? You have a way with words. I was curious as to why the Navy would name someone goddess purely based on looks, as they didn't bother to give the title to even Boa Hancock. I was able to obtain the information due to my connections with the World Government and the Navy. It's a subtle notation of your blood that Lucci of the CP9 brought to the World Government's attention. They managed to kill your runaway mother during an old job, but no one knew about you until then."
"So the reason I was chained in a cell both in and out of Impel Down was because of that damn furry bastard? I shoulda known," I growled. The last bit of his tale suddenly hit me and my eyebrows scrunched together, "Wait, I thought my mother died after child birth...?"
He cackled and leaned back in his seat, "Is that what you were told? Well that's not what's on file. You've been lied to."
I sighed and pressed my head against the back of my chair, "Well... that's too bad I guess. So my dad hid that my mom was a Celestial Dragon that was killed due to her running away, it doesn't really change my background too much. I just don't see the point of you telling me all this. Do you think you're gonna break me or something?" I pushed down the urge to question him further on the topic of my family, knowing he was trying to give me a cliche rebellion phase. I refuse to be cliche. I just need to act cool about it for now and have a break down at 3am.
He hummed in surprise before telling me, "I brought you here to tell you I'm going to make you part of my family."
"...huh?" I blurted, now completely lost. He keeps throwing out wild cards, I couldn't help but react to that one.
This made him very amused for some reason, and he continued on, "You won't have anywhere to go after I finish the Straw Hats here. Your group has been doing plenty of things that have made me feel..." I could see the veins in his forehead pulse in irritation when he thought of it," ...less than happy, but I'm willing to overlook that for someone who is suited to bare my child."
I wish I could rub my temples right now because my head was straight up spinning. "Now wait a second there, first of all, what the fuck? Second of all, part of the family..?" I choked out, trying to understand what was happening. Suited to bare a child, huh? Does that mean he brought up my bloodline because he's also connected to Celestials?
"I knew there was a screw loose but this?" I almost jumped at the sound of Law's voice interrupting the confusion I was consumed in.
"Ah, you're awake," Doflamingo calmly replied. He looked toward me with a drier expression, "I just remembered I have to do something." He got up and strode his way out after that.
I dropped my head to the side and looked at Law. He looked back. "What the hell happened to you?" I questioned, watching blood drip from his forehead.
His tired eyes threatened to shut, but he kept them open and explained, "The plan at Green Bit didn't go well. Nose-ya and Nico-ya weren't captured by him, but Black leg-ya and the team on the ship left to Zou. They have Caesar. Everyone else is an unknown."
"Alright, well the plan isn't doing so good. Kind of our fault, sorry," I apologized, actually meaning it in the most sincere way I could. "We always pull through, though. We'll get out of here alive for sure."
He closed his eyes and let his head hang, "Alright... Doflamingo seems to have taken an unusual interest in you from what I heard."
I resisted the urge to hit my head on my chair as I said, "Yea, glad you're not too far gone, or else you wouldn't have felt the need to remind me of my predicament."
"Even if I was, I'd still bring it up. That bastard... he really thinks..." he started mumbling so I couldn't hear him much. He seems pretty angry, and for good reason. Law literally had a whole plan to take down Doffy along with Kaido, so there was clearly some kind of personal vendetta against the crazy blond.
Doflamingo and 'Baby 5' walked back in, along with her fan guy partner, plus a few... guards? Why have guards if you're literally stronger than everyone in the room? Doffy sat down in the same seat he used earlier and started talking again, this time specifically to Law, "I thought you guys wanted to destroy the SMILE factory and that's it. Then why are the Straw Hats working with the Little People of Green Bit? They're not acting on some casual whim."
Law brought his head back up and repeated, "The Little People?"
"How did they sneak into the basement? Why do they wanna attack sugar? I don't know why but they keep doing things that are causing me a lot of grief. If it's not a coincidence, it means... they know what's behind the darkness of this country," Doflamingo said.
Baby 5 walked up to Law and smacked him over the head, yelling, "Answer! The Young Master is asking you questions, Law!"
The bread hater responded to this by glaring her down and making her cry into the big fan guy's arms. "I told you, I have nothing to do with them anymore! Our alliance ended. I don't know what you're talking about at all," Law replied.
I decided to ignore that, looking away when a certain pink covered man looked at me as if to confirm what Law just told him before looking back at the man in question. "Are you trying to fool me? Or do you really not know anything?" Doflamingo asked, and then he turned to me, "Do you know about the termination of the alliance?"
"You abducted me while I was lost on your island, I don't even know what you're talking about with this Little People crap, and I'm actually part of the crew that's running wild on your island," I grunted, not batting an eye because I didn't have to lie, I really have no idea what's happening.
Baby 5 seemed taken aback by my answer, but Dofla- fuck it, his name is Doffy now. Anyway, Doffy stopped her from coming to mess with me by shaking his head slightly. He grinned and looked back at Law, "If Violet were with us, she could tell what's in your mind easily. Or... you didn't instigate them, did you, King Riku? The Tontattas once served you." He was looking at an old man now, who I hadn't noticed was in the room until now. The guy was leaning against the wall nearest to the door of the room.
Before an answer was given, a henchman entered the room and reported that there was someone who looked like the Shichibukai in the palace. I have no doubt that it's Kinemon in a crappy disguise. I wouldn't tell them that obviously, but I just know that his disguise is probably ridiculous.
After receiving the information of yet another intruder in his palace, Doffy started talking on a den den mushi about someone named Sugar. I have no idea who that is, but if some of the crew was after 'Sugar' then there was clearly something important linked to her. That idea was backed up by the fact that Doffy was telling some guy named Trebol to bring the girl back to the palace now.
"S-S-SUGAR HAS... I'M SORRY DOFFY!" the snail sobbed out after seconds of silence, nearly making me jump.
"You're too loud, Trebol!" the fan man chided.
"What happened to Sugar?" Doffy asked.
"P-Passed out! Sugar has passed out!"
The smirk that the blond had instantly turned into a frown as he questioned, "Hey... Is this some kind of joke?!"
"The servants that we've been collecting for a decade are turning back into humans! The spell of the Hobby-Hobby fruit is being removed!" Trebol yelled through the line.
"Y-Young master! Look at the Colosseum!" Fan man panicked.
I looked at the projected screen on the wall, along with everyone else in the room, seeing that all the toys in the stands started sparkling and morphing back into real people, some of them even turning into animals. Doffy ran out to the balcony to look at the chaos that was created. I would be satisfied if I wasn't so confused. I looked over to Law who looked equally lost.
As long as we're winning, I won't question it. I'll catch up with one of them as soon as I can get the hell out of here.
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When u guys listen to music and go on the treadmill or sum, do u just imagine fanfics/scenarios that go along with it?? Cuz goddamn I got hella ideas in my head, for so many animes. And sometimes I'm like... what if I make another One Piece fanfic in modern au after this one so the fun doesn't end LOL jkjk...unless?