CLEMENCY, CORPSE HUSBAND

By enwuss

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Mei, a 20 year old streamer that goes by the tag Bride decides to message her number neighbor. (to clarify i... More

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CORPSE??!

i have something to tell you

yes?

She felt unsure if she should respond right away or wait a little while since she had no idea if he was active. He responded to her text message an hour before she had woken up.

can we call?

ah ok
give me 5 minutes

Okay

you're making me worried
lmao

lol

Minutes passed by but it felt like forever. Mei just wanted to get everything over with.

Ringing...

"Hello?" picked up Corpse

"Hi." responded Mei

"What did you want to tell me?"

"I have a question first"

"Hm?"

"Do I sound familiar?"

"Huh? Well, now that you mention it you do..."

"Yeah"

"Wait."

"Yeah about that Corpse."

He went silent, Mei held her breath. Awaiting his next move.

"What the fuck?" muttered Corpse

"So."

"Did you fucking d0x me or something?" spoke a harsh voice

"No-"

"Please, don't tell anyone who I am. Please."

"Corpse I-"

"No, shut up. Shut the fuck up."

"No, no. Let me explain-" started Mei before he hung up.

CORPSE??!

WAIT
Not Delivered !

"What the fuck." groaned Mei.

Corpse had blocked her number.

Genesis

he blocked me

who

corpse

HUH
WHY?

ugh
misunderstandings

bro explain

he thought i
hacked him
or something
because i said "corpse"

wtf

that's what i said
what do i fucjing do

nothing
it'll work out at the end
just wait
wait did he know who u were

i have no idea
he said i sounded familiar
but then freaked out and accused me of
hacking his info

i feel like he'll realize
just let it be

ugh fine
i feel so awful

it's fine
i promise
aren't u supposed to be on Quackitys roblox stream?

yeah in like a few
but fuck man

mei just forget about it for today
go entertain ppl

you're right
i don't know what i expected

just don't worry about it
everything will be fine eventually

yes yes
sorry

nothing to apologize for!
and also if he doesn't reach out to you
then you can always message him as Mei
and not his number neighbor

yeah sorry
i'm notorious for overthinking

better to just live in the moment

i'm Boss baby

oh
don't start this again

start what (; winks

uhm back off i have a bf named hasan

sorry i had no idea
it's not like you talk about him everyday

.
is that sarcasm

Yes.

Mei decided to just try not to think about it, she reminded herself that she had plenty of time to think about it after playing roblox with Quackity & Dream. She heard that Wilbur and a few others would be there as well but wasn't exactly sure who.

Mei hummed quietly as she opened up the groupchat quackity had just made.

Quackity added Bride, Dream, Wilbur, BadBoyHalo, Sapnap, George and Karl.

Quackity: join in a few minutes

Dream: Ok

George: You can't tell me what to do

Sapnap: shut up

Karl: Okay!!

Wilbur: anything for u allex

Bad: okie

No

George: eww Bride is here

Wilbur: oh, hello. Bride!

Dream: Mei

Karl: MEIIII

Bad: Hiii! :D

Sapnap: ugh can't believ a girl is here

George: yeah?? i thought this was crew boys + wilbur and bad but now there's a girl? boys night out totally ruined!

Shut up you're literally british

George: and how is that an insult?

Wilbur: ow

sorry wilbur you're the only good british person ever

Wilbur: yay!

George: I'm better

yeah better at being annoying

Dream: hahahahahaha

Sapnap: get him mei

Bad: don't fight you guys

George: Sapnap?! Dream?! you're supposed to be on my side

Dream: why

Sapnap: i'm on my own side

george is on my bad side
get it
because he mean to me
it's funny
i'm jokester

George: ur the joker in among us?!
George: impossible

not funny shut up

George: yours wasnt either but i didn't say anything

touché

Quackity: join
Quackity: join
Quackity: join
Quackity: join
Quackity: join

Mei quickly joined the call as soon as Quackity said so. Everyone had joined the call well everyone but Wilbur.

"Let's play." spoke Quackity

"What game are we even playing?" asked Mei

"Roblox, did you forget already?" scoffed George

"Shut up, I meant what game in Roblox."

"You'll see. Just join me" spoke Quackity

Quackity sent a link to the groupchat. It was an invite to a game that read "Dream SMP roleplay."

"Seriously?" groaned Mei

"What? Do you hate the dream smp?" asked Quackity

"Woah, what?" spoke Dream

A dinging sound came from discord. Wilbur had joined the call.

"Where were you?" asked Quackity

"I don't know. Did you start already?" asked Wilbur

"We're about to so hurry up." spoke Karl

Mei loaded into the game and as soon as she did she was faced with George in a cat maid outfit.

"Wow, George you look great here!" exclaimed Mei

"That's not me." muttered George

"Okay so this is what we're going to do..." started Quackity

"What the honk" giggled Karl as he stepped forward into a Sapnap skin.

"Are we doing the same thing you made me do before?" asked Dream

"Skeppy!" exclaimed Bad as he jumped around his skin then onto...

"YES. Exactly. Thanks Dream"

"Wait, how do you have that shirt?" asked Wilbur

"I bought it from the shop" answered Quackity, he was wearing a shirt with images of Wilbur on it.

"Karl, you look absolutely amazing." spoke Sapnap

"Thank you." replied Karl

"I want to buy stuff" spoke Wilbur

"You need robux for that" spoke Quackity

"Ok give me robux"

"You have to give me your password for that"

"Okay, my password is-"

"Don't say it on stream!"

"I'm sorry. Quackity please give me robux"

"Sure after-"

"I want robux."

"Wilbur, shut up" spoke Mei

"I WANT MY ROBUX NOW" screamed Wilbur

"YOU DONT DESERVE ROBUX I DO" screamed back Mei

"Okay. Shut the fuck up challenge now everyone pick a skin and act like them, it cant be yourself." explained Quackity

Everyone scattered as they decided who's skin to wear. Dream accidentally pushed Mei into a George skin which made Mei scream.

"NO"

"Why are you screaming?!"

"DREAM FUCKING PUSHED ME INTO A GEORGE SKIN"

"Suffer." mumbled Dream

"And why is that a bad thing?" spoke George

"I wanna be Callahan." spoke Sapnap

"Shut up George." responded Mei as she prepared herself. She cleared her throat as she watched Quackity step on Dream's skin.

"I'll be Quackity!" spoke Wilbur

"Corpse is here as well!" spoke Karl, Mei felt herself tense at Corpses name before realizing he had meant that his skin was there too.

"Oh. Dear Dream. I love you so much." spoke Mei in a thick British accent as she walked towards Quackity.

"That's not what we do." spoke Dream

"Shhh! Stop disrupting the roleplay!" hushed Karl

"I love you too Gogy. Heart eyes marry me." spoke Quackity

"Today i coded it that Mei & Quackity are annoying." spoke Dream

"Is Dnf real??" whispered Sapnap

"Today, I coded it that i'm in love with my bestfriend." Quackity mocked Dream

"Yes." answered Bad which made everyone stop and look at his Skeppy skin. "What?" hummed Bad which made everyone burst out into laughter.

"Can we play a new game?" asked Dream

"We haven't even roleplayed yet." spoke Quackity

"New game" protested Mei

"Agreed." spoke Karl

"Yeah this game is stupid" spoke George

"Are you calling everyone on the Dream SMP stupid?" asked Sapnap

"Yeah except me."

"Especially you." corrected Mei

"Ok. Fine. New game."

Quackity immediately sent a new link invite into the discord groupchat. It was a laser tag game which Mei had played before.

"I used to play this when i was like thirteen" spoke Mei

"No one cares" spoke George

"I care!" spoke Karl

"Me too!" added Wilbur

"Thank you, Karl. Thank you, Wilbur. This is why you're not even on my list of favorites George." spoke Mei

"I don't want to be on your stupid list."

"What number am i on your list?" asked Dream

"Third place!" answered Mei

"Really? I was expecting lower." spoke Dream

"What about me?" asked Bad

"You're the best, Bad. A number won't describe how much you're worth."

"Aw, thank you so much!" spoke Bad

"That's bull. You just don't wanna tell him the truth because it'll hurt his feelings." scoffed George

"Nope!" declined Mei

"What about me?" asked Wilbur

"Honestly, you also have your own category."

"I don't like my placement anymore." spoke Dream

"Did you guys join yet?" asked Quackity

"We're all in, Quackity." replied Karl

"WAIT WHAT NUMBER AM I?" asked Sapnap

"Fourth! Sorry!"

"Why am i behind Dream!?"

"Because Dream." replied Mei

"Why did you let a fan onto the Dream SMP, Clay." spoke George

"Shut up and play the game."

"Pick your teams you guys, four on each." spoke Karl

Mei joined the red team because she knew that blue was George's main color. So, he would most likely join the blue one. And she was right.

On her team there was Karl, Sapnap and Dream while the blue team had Quackity, George, Bad, and Wilbur.

"I'll go easy on you guys." spoke Mei

"Don't be cocky." spoke Quackity

"Yeah, don't underestimate us." spoke Wilbur

"I'll be whatever the fuck I want." hissed Mei as the countdown started.

5

"Winners POV" spoke Sapnap

4

"We're gonna win!" spoke Karl

3

"No you're not." responded George

2

"Have fun, good luck!" spoke Bad

1

"Stay close." spoke Mei

Start!

Mei moved out first as the rest followed. Spam clicking her mouse as soon as she saw someone from the blue team. The round ended quickly and Red Team had won.

"BOOM, easy. " bragged Mei

"You cheated." spoke George

"Hacker!" spoke Quackity

"Good game!" said Bad

"You guys are so bad." spoke Sapnap

"REMATCH!" yelled Quackity

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