🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼
lion bitch🦁❤️
OH MY GOD
JADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT
IM COOKING
lion bitch🦁❤️
THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT
wait
what are you cooking?
reg's favorite dish
chicken roulade stuffed with brussel sprouts, walnuts and pecorino
because he's boujee like that
and the other two are making dessert
best black👯♀️
let me guess
raspberry crème fraîche tart with lavander honey?
baby black🥺🖤
yep
blondie👯♀️
sounds french
puppy🐕🖤
it is
both of them
reg's favorite dish and dessert
i'm teaching vix how to make it
and i'm paying zero attention because i'm too busy making sure i don't burn the chicken and making sure these guys don't burn down the house
lion bitch🦁❤️
when did you learn how to cook?
when i noticed i can't live off pizza and ramen noodles the rest of my life
frankenstein🧟♂️✨
but ramen is life
my god
you two got married and suddenly i'm in a hallmark movie
baby black🥺🖤
jade just pulled a butcher knife and pointed it at siri's quaffles
that sound hallmark to you?
angel🥺❤️
it's the marauder version
lion bitch🦁❤️
it really is
NOW
TURN OFF THE STOVE AND READ THIS
THIS IS IMPORTANT
sister❤️
i know what he's gonna say
SOOOOOO MANY JOKES RN
frankenstein🧟♂️✨
channeling my inner chandler rn
bring it on
lion bitch🦁❤️
okay okay
so you know the avengers right?
yes
lion bitch🦁❤️
you remember age of ultron right?
anka🌹
well considering that she watched it with me, siri and reg last night
then i'd say yes
lion bitch🦁❤️
DUDE
PIETRO AND WANDA
WHY COULDNT WE BE BORN 12 MINUTES APART
YOURE WEIRD
SO IS WANDA
PIETRO IS FAST
I HAVE FUCKING LIQUID LUCK RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS 24/7
WE COULD BE THE MAXIMOFF TWINS
OH MY GOD
IM CALLING MUM
puppy🐕🖤
oh god
SO MANY JOKES RN
my moony🌙❤️
i'm legit biting my tongue rn
wait wait
pietro
he's fast
meaning you
so if you're fast
does that mean you finish fast as well?
playboy🙄🐍
lily
please tell us if it's true or not
sister❤️
huh?
WAIT
WHY ME
best black👯♀️
BECAUSE REASONS
YOU SLEEP WITH HIM
THEREFORE
YOU SHOULD KNOW
wormy🐭✨
i just did a fucking spit take
i love this
blondie👯♀️
pietro dies so
i don't think prongs wants to be pietro anymore...
lion bitch🦁❤️
AND IVE BEEN OFFENDED AS A LADY
STOP QUOTING JOHN MULANEY
lion bitch🦁❤️
HOW DID YOU KNOW
puppy🐕🖤
she has an obsession
and you two quote him on a daily basis
I SAID STOP IT
STOP IT RIGHT NOW
baby black🥺🖤
see?
jade speaks fluent john mulaney and friends
and sometimes chanel from scream queens
it's terrifying sometimes
playboy🙄🐍
she once called me high as space just to tell me
"could i BE any more high!?"
and when i tried to talk
"it's all a moo point."
it's like a cow's opinion
wormy🐭✨
it doesn't matter
it's moo
lion bitch🦁❤️
okay but returning to pietro
didi
wanna be the wanda to my pietro? 🥺
i already kinda am, dumbass
i'm ten minutes younger
i just don't wear red
puppy🐕🖤
you should start wearing red more often👀
yeah
no
black is better
goes with my new last name
anka🌹
i just got that
like i just legit understood it
god i'm a dumbass💀
blondie👯♀️
WAIT
I ALSO JUST GOT THAT
ANKA
LETS BE DUMBASSES TOGETHER
anka🌹
YASSSSSS
frankenstein🧟♂️✨
LILY
IM STILL NOT SEEING ANY ANSWERS
sister❤️
fine!
hey corvus
angel🥺❤️
yes speckles?
sister❤️
how long does frank last in bed??
since we're all curious
blondie👯♀️
thank god i'm a lesbian
i don't have these problems😌
anka🌹
frank
you've gone real quiet real quick
sucks to be you guys ig
my moony🌙❤️
he's probably screeching
but then again
prongs is the one who screeches
frankenstein🧟♂️✨
fine
lily
you win
sister❤️
i always do😌
wormy🐭✨
i just love the fact that nobody is asking the danger twins
best black👯♀️
jade is married to sirius
MY TWIN BROTHER
believe me
i dont wanna know
and i'm not gonna answer that question
puppy🐕🖤
WHY NOT!?
STOP GLARING AT ME AND WATCH THE OVEN
playboy🙄🐍
forgot they were cooking for a sec
it's a miracle that the house hasn't burned down yet
that's because i took over and these two assholes are sitting on the island just staring at me
baby black🥺🖤
don't expose me like that jade
puppy🐕🖤
she's cursing the wind rn
baby black🥺🖤
she just forced siri to help her
and i'm here laughing my ass off
playboy🙄🐍
why is he holding the knife like that?
sister❤️
it's his feminine side
puppy🐕🖤
lion bitch🦁❤️
HES QUOTING JOHN MULANEY TOO
anka🌹
so this gc just turned into john mulaney?
playboy🙄🐍
i think it has
i don't even mind
my moony🌙❤️
nobody does